Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday!
There is world's tiniest house that is 1 sq ft and accommodates one person - I guess for enviro waco bachelor. Our dear mockery of a President visited Colorado - where is the spittoon when you need one? And there are "myths about saving gas" - bio fuels being the first of them. And then there are dorm room essentials - cleanliness, for some reason, is not on the list. And Charlize Theron is "not embarrassed of nudity" - another one we could really be proud of. Bangladesh is the largest country to never win an Olympic medal - and that should bother me why?
Showing posts with label #Olympicgames. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #Olympicgames. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 24, 2020
MORNING UPDATE, July 31, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday!
Our Dear Idiot Mayor now decided to force-promote breast feeding - no peep from the so-called protectors of women's rights, the right to choose, etc. The rumor is that Emma Watson is going to star in the movie version of 50 shades - good bye, Hermione, brilliant, compassionate, valiant witch; hello...well, whatever. US and China both have 17 medals so far, but China leads us in gold - come on, more Star Spangled Banner, please! "Jada Pinkett Smith defies her age in bikini" - big whoop; anyone can do that - just put on bikini. Matrix director is now a woman - I guess he/she/it is hiding from the angry fans, especially after the third movie. And then there are sighs of man genuinely liking you and having feelings for you - undecided on the validity of this one. And police and DEA intercepted a delivery of drugs into the UN building - I will not utter another word against DEA if they just evict the entire UN out of our country ( they can keep the confiscated coke for the "after" celebration).
Our Dear Idiot Mayor now decided to force-promote breast feeding - no peep from the so-called protectors of women's rights, the right to choose, etc. The rumor is that Emma Watson is going to star in the movie version of 50 shades - good bye, Hermione, brilliant, compassionate, valiant witch; hello...well, whatever. US and China both have 17 medals so far, but China leads us in gold - come on, more Star Spangled Banner, please! "Jada Pinkett Smith defies her age in bikini" - big whoop; anyone can do that - just put on bikini. Matrix director is now a woman - I guess he/she/it is hiding from the angry fans, especially after the third movie. And then there are sighs of man genuinely liking you and having feelings for you - undecided on the validity of this one. And police and DEA intercepted a delivery of drugs into the UN building - I will not utter another word against DEA if they just evict the entire UN out of our country ( they can keep the confiscated coke for the "after" celebration).
MORNING UPDATE, August 1, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday!
Olympics, of course, are dominating everyone's preoccupation - USA got more medals than China, but less gold...Oh, come on, gals and guys! Emma Watson said that the rumors about 50 shades are totally false - yay, Hermione!? Daniel Craig was spotted together with his wife, Rachel Weisz, which is supposedly a rare occurrence - did not even know those two were married to each other. Kobe Bryant's wife is mad after pictures of her shirtless hubby surrounded by groupies surfaced on the net - ah, lady, you are married to Koby Bryant, for effs sake! And Miley shared her "bedhead" photo - big whoop! I am sure she looked just as disheveled as any other woman first thing in the morning (unless it was an attempt to convince us that she is "one of us", in which case she failed, together with parteigenosse Michelle).
Olympics, of course, are dominating everyone's preoccupation - USA got more medals than China, but less gold...Oh, come on, gals and guys! Emma Watson said that the rumors about 50 shades are totally false - yay, Hermione!? Daniel Craig was spotted together with his wife, Rachel Weisz, which is supposedly a rare occurrence - did not even know those two were married to each other. Kobe Bryant's wife is mad after pictures of her shirtless hubby surrounded by groupies surfaced on the net - ah, lady, you are married to Koby Bryant, for effs sake! And Miley shared her "bedhead" photo - big whoop! I am sure she looked just as disheveled as any other woman first thing in the morning (unless it was an attempt to convince us that she is "one of us", in which case she failed, together with parteigenosse Michelle).
MORNING UPDATE, August 2, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday!
Now both China and us have 30 medals each, and we are only 4 golds short of their record - come on, come on, come on! More Star Spangled Banner!!! R-Patz is #1 on the trending list: he is hiding out at Reese Weatherspoon's place - now he is in his Water for Elephants role. Selena Gomez's hair is trending on #4 - well, hair is very important...have no idea why Selena's new bangs are producing so much excitement though...Some kind of tree-hugger couple from Colorado bought land in Costa Rica and created a thriving tree house village - please, please, please!! all the enviro wacos to follow suit forthwith!! And, apparently, winning Olympic gold brings with it a huge tax bill - confirming an old adage that nothing is certain aside from death and taxes. And Lady Gaga falls to only #3 of most liked celebrities on FB - I guess we need more meat dresses.
Now both China and us have 30 medals each, and we are only 4 golds short of their record - come on, come on, come on! More Star Spangled Banner!!! R-Patz is #1 on the trending list: he is hiding out at Reese Weatherspoon's place - now he is in his Water for Elephants role. Selena Gomez's hair is trending on #4 - well, hair is very important...have no idea why Selena's new bangs are producing so much excitement though...Some kind of tree-hugger couple from Colorado bought land in Costa Rica and created a thriving tree house village - please, please, please!! all the enviro wacos to follow suit forthwith!! And, apparently, winning Olympic gold brings with it a huge tax bill - confirming an old adage that nothing is certain aside from death and taxes. And Lady Gaga falls to only #3 of most liked celebrities on FB - I guess we need more meat dresses.
MORNING UPDATE, August 3, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! My phone still refuses to show the current weather:)
And we finally have more medals than the Chinese, and just as much gold!! Yeppeee!! You go, girls and boys!!! R-Patz is #2 on trending list: he will keep to his public appearance schedule after hiding for a while - good going, Edward! Sparkle in the sun again! And #1? Macaulay Culkin, who's rep is denying the drug addiction rumors - I guess staying home alone in not healthy. #3 - Patrick Dempsey, who tweeted a spoiler picture from a future episode - come on, McDreamy, it's unethical! Unemployment is trending last - good to know we got our priorities straight. And, finally, today happens to be the Birthday of three of my good friends - happy Birthday, girls!
MORNING UPDATE, August 5, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Shavua Tov! Wishing you a fantastic week filled with His blessings!
Bloody Chinese commies are ahead of us by 2 medals again! But we have the same amount of gold, at least - come on, let's beat the commies! And Yale researches did a study on how commuters on public transportation try to avoid seatmates - another example of Ivy League idiocy; I could have given them the whole shebang for a very reasonable price. Jon Gosselin claims that he is penniless and can't pay child support - him and millions of other dead-beats in the country. The best way to save money on designer jeans is to buy them used - duh! but then you would wonder whose germs are hiding in them. And an "eccentric millionaire" from Holland just completed a replica of Noah's Ark, all to Bible's specs - he wanted to make Bible "more touchable" ...interesting, that...
MORNING UPDATE, August 6, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday!
Bloody ChiComs are ahead of us again - hoping for the best in the end. Mars Rover landed on Mars to see, once again, if we are alone in the universe - good luck finding more intelligent species than ours! 50 shades is more popular than Harry Potter - witty and imaginative story about standing up to evil as apposed to, well...not much for the intelligence right here. And then there are some female athletes who have been called fat - give me a break, will ya?! All these people look like ugly solid blocks of muscle - where the hell does the fat come in?!!! And you might still be single if you are afraid to show off your vulnerabilities - good one! I should expose my jugular to the species that, at best, is a constant source of humongous migraines, and, at worst, have no printable words for - really, really good one!
Bloody ChiComs are ahead of us again - hoping for the best in the end. Mars Rover landed on Mars to see, once again, if we are alone in the universe - good luck finding more intelligent species than ours! 50 shades is more popular than Harry Potter - witty and imaginative story about standing up to evil as apposed to, well...not much for the intelligence right here. And then there are some female athletes who have been called fat - give me a break, will ya?! All these people look like ugly solid blocks of muscle - where the hell does the fat come in?!!! And you might still be single if you are afraid to show off your vulnerabilities - good one! I should expose my jugular to the species that, at best, is a constant source of humongous migraines, and, at worst, have no printable words for - really, really good one!
MORNING UPDATE, August 7, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday!
ChiComs are still on top of us, and now stinking step-mama country is on the third place, hell damn fart! Come on, come on, come on - beat them!!! Mazal Tov to Natalie Portman on her marriage - which is trending as #4 now. Macaulay Culkin attended the wedding, which is trending as #6 - as always, we are focusing on serious things. Times Square is on the list of 10 places every American should visit - because the crows are not big enough there. And how can we not discuss the homes of Olympians - LeBron got one for 9 mil, with 6 bedrooms, infinity pool, and wine cellar. And soon US might be looking on the future without the post office - Sibelius, that's one way to lower everyone's blood pressure!
ChiComs are still on top of us, and now stinking step-mama country is on the third place, hell damn fart! Come on, come on, come on - beat them!!! Mazal Tov to Natalie Portman on her marriage - which is trending as #4 now. Macaulay Culkin attended the wedding, which is trending as #6 - as always, we are focusing on serious things. Times Square is on the list of 10 places every American should visit - because the crows are not big enough there. And how can we not discuss the homes of Olympians - LeBron got one for 9 mil, with 6 bedrooms, infinity pool, and wine cellar. And soon US might be looking on the future without the post office - Sibelius, that's one way to lower everyone's blood pressure!
MORNING UPDATE, August 8, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! Yesterday came to the sad, but inevitable conclusion - there is no escaping barbarians in our fair city. Last night, volunteered to do my mom's laundry and managed to loose 4 towels! My mom's reaction: it should be a kapparah; please go to sleep and forget about it! - love my family!!
Bloody ChiComs are ahead of us again, both in medal count and and in gold - USA, USA, let's beat the commies!! Jennifer Lawrence's pay will skyrocket for the next installment of the Hunger Games - I am officially stunned! You can get great houses on the cheap in the cities hit hard by the economy - and than sit in this magnificent house and get hit hard by the economy as well. And the second important fact every mom should know: motherhood is a learning curve - gosh, what would we do without hearing all these affirmations over and over again?!!
Bloody ChiComs are ahead of us again, both in medal count and and in gold - USA, USA, let's beat the commies!! Jennifer Lawrence's pay will skyrocket for the next installment of the Hunger Games - I am officially stunned! You can get great houses on the cheap in the cities hit hard by the economy - and than sit in this magnificent house and get hit hard by the economy as well. And the second important fact every mom should know: motherhood is a learning curve - gosh, what would we do without hearing all these affirmations over and over again?!!
MORNING UPDATE, August 9, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! Was awaken today in the ungodly wee hours of the morning by a piteously mewing beast who kept licking my hand and touching my face with a not-quite-soft paw. Why, you would ask? Because his majesty does not like the food that sat in the bowl for the night.
We are leading the ChiComs by the number of medals, but they got 2 more golds than us - USA, USA, last stretch!!! According to the learned opinion, David Schwimmer's career is the worst after Friends ended, and Jennifer Aniston's is the best - man, the useful knowledge we so totally need! Cameras are very busy with Michael Phelps' girlfriend - as long as it's not a boyfriend, I really don't care. Pink was photographed with a half bared belly - another earth-shattering piece of news! And speaking of the 90's shows: Jenny Garth slimmed down post -divorce - again, extremely important to know that. And Nicole Kidman is trending at #1 because she sold her West Village condo for only 16 mil - who told that real estate market is in a slump?
We are leading the ChiComs by the number of medals, but they got 2 more golds than us - USA, USA, last stretch!!! According to the learned opinion, David Schwimmer's career is the worst after Friends ended, and Jennifer Aniston's is the best - man, the useful knowledge we so totally need! Cameras are very busy with Michael Phelps' girlfriend - as long as it's not a boyfriend, I really don't care. Pink was photographed with a half bared belly - another earth-shattering piece of news! And speaking of the 90's shows: Jenny Garth slimmed down post -divorce - again, extremely important to know that. And Nicole Kidman is trending at #1 because she sold her West Village condo for only 16 mil - who told that real estate market is in a slump?
MORNING UPDATE, August 10, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat!
We are leading ChiComs both in the number of medals and the gold! Yes! Carry on!! Asking about vacation on an interview is a red flag for a potential employer - no kidding, Sherlock! The rich are hoarding cash, which is not good for the economy - make up your minds, people! Either their profligate spending is toxic, as I was taught by libtard professors, or their not spending is bad - but it can't be both (at least, for a logical person). The military plane spotted a strange formation in the Pacific - I guess Al Gore decided to travel to the South Pole and melt it a bit in order to support his asinine theories. And if you make French toast with a baguette, somehow it ends up being guilt-free - since when are you supposed to feel guilty while eating and immediately after? And what's with baguette? If you make French toast with French bread, it's better for your health?
We are leading ChiComs both in the number of medals and the gold! Yes! Carry on!! Asking about vacation on an interview is a red flag for a potential employer - no kidding, Sherlock! The rich are hoarding cash, which is not good for the economy - make up your minds, people! Either their profligate spending is toxic, as I was taught by libtard professors, or their not spending is bad - but it can't be both (at least, for a logical person). The military plane spotted a strange formation in the Pacific - I guess Al Gore decided to travel to the South Pole and melt it a bit in order to support his asinine theories. And if you make French toast with a baguette, somehow it ends up being guilt-free - since when are you supposed to feel guilty while eating and immediately after? And what's with baguette? If you make French toast with French bread, it's better for your health?
MORNING UPDATE, August 12, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Shavua Tov! Wishing all of you a fantastic week filled with His blessings!
It looks like we are beating ChiComs both in medal count and in gold! WooHoo! Step mama country is in the third place, but Brits beat them in gold! And British athletes cried the most - go figure. Guys who were young in the 90s - tune up your TVs for the closing ceremony! Spice Girls will perform! The Bourne Legacy is trending as #4 - I guess making anti-American movies is still popular. Gas prices are trending last - as usual, people have their priorities straight. And Jon Bon Jovi met his future wife in high school history class, and they are still together - aw; that definitely makes history.
It looks like we are beating ChiComs both in medal count and in gold! WooHoo! Step mama country is in the third place, but Brits beat them in gold! And British athletes cried the most - go figure. Guys who were young in the 90s - tune up your TVs for the closing ceremony! Spice Girls will perform! The Bourne Legacy is trending as #4 - I guess making anti-American movies is still popular. Gas prices are trending last - as usual, people have their priorities straight. And Jon Bon Jovi met his future wife in high school history class, and they are still together - aw; that definitely makes history.
MORNING UPDATE, August 13, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday!
Olympics are over - we beat the ChiComs both in medal count and in gold!!! Yes!!!! Bloody step-mama country is on the third place, but Brits beat them in gold; as my dad derisively said, they became third with just "medyashky". Mazal Tov to Jennifer Aniston on her engagement - the specialists predict she may even beat Brad to the altar. Yesterday was Dominican Day Parade, resulting in usual nonsense in the City and in Washington Heights (wonder how many fights broke out between them and the Puerto Ricans) - I guess they needed a special day to be extra annoying as opposed to the other 364 days when they are just annoying. Miley "chopped off" her hair - which exiting piece of news is currently trending on #3. And a chimp in Las Vegas escaped for the second time in a row - I guess she wanted to join her less intelligent cousins in Senate and the White House. Which reminds me - judging by the amount of poisonous vitriol, which came out of the lefties over weekend, Romney's pick for VP was not too bad.
Olympics are over - we beat the ChiComs both in medal count and in gold!!! Yes!!!! Bloody step-mama country is on the third place, but Brits beat them in gold; as my dad derisively said, they became third with just "medyashky". Mazal Tov to Jennifer Aniston on her engagement - the specialists predict she may even beat Brad to the altar. Yesterday was Dominican Day Parade, resulting in usual nonsense in the City and in Washington Heights (wonder how many fights broke out between them and the Puerto Ricans) - I guess they needed a special day to be extra annoying as opposed to the other 364 days when they are just annoying. Miley "chopped off" her hair - which exiting piece of news is currently trending on #3. And a chimp in Las Vegas escaped for the second time in a row - I guess she wanted to join her less intelligent cousins in Senate and the White House. Which reminds me - judging by the amount of poisonous vitriol, which came out of the lefties over weekend, Romney's pick for VP was not too bad.
MORNING UPDATE, August 14, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! Last week my phone finally decided to be brave and show the weather reports again.
Cristina Aguilera highlighter her hair with purple streaks, which is now trending as #2 - well, purple is one of my favorite colors. Colorado is the "skinniest" state in the Union, while parteigenosse Michelle's home state of Michigan is among the top 5 "fattest" - Ma O, you still have a lot of work to do, which, understandably, you continued, while berating Gabby Douglas on national TV for celebrating with McDonalds' sandwich. A woman and her adult son stole about 2 mil worth of toys from Toys R Us - I guess some people never grow up, especially men. Houston is supposed to be the coolest city in the US - go, Texas! Our fair city of New York is only tenth on the list - heck, I guess we need a new mayor (or deport at least 90% of our illegals). Oh, and ChiComs' response to Olympic results: American physique tough to beat (unless we have a President who is hell bent to put us on our knees).
Cristina Aguilera highlighter her hair with purple streaks, which is now trending as #2 - well, purple is one of my favorite colors. Colorado is the "skinniest" state in the Union, while parteigenosse Michelle's home state of Michigan is among the top 5 "fattest" - Ma O, you still have a lot of work to do, which, understandably, you continued, while berating Gabby Douglas on national TV for celebrating with McDonalds' sandwich. A woman and her adult son stole about 2 mil worth of toys from Toys R Us - I guess some people never grow up, especially men. Houston is supposed to be the coolest city in the US - go, Texas! Our fair city of New York is only tenth on the list - heck, I guess we need a new mayor (or deport at least 90% of our illegals). Oh, and ChiComs' response to Olympic results: American physique tough to beat (unless we have a President who is hell bent to put us on our knees).
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