MORNING UPDATE - July 6. 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Shavua Tov! It's hot, but still not as bad as in New York. Snow looks like she is enjoying the grass way too much. Last week I finally meat Chippy.
Prince William is currently trending at # 1 because he, together with wife and bro "kicked off Tour de France". At least they are easy on the eyes, unlike Some Who Should Not Be Named.
Malia Obama is at # 4 - for reasons unknown.
L.A. "unveils first pot farmer's market" - good for them! Of course, it had to be "farmer's market", or it won't be in the true traditions of L.A.
"Pope Francis: Not working on Sundays is good" - well, with all due respect, duh!!
"Kardashain style face-off" - "Kris Jenner raids her daughter's closet". Ah, grow up already!
"Smoldering" "Simpson ties the knot" - finally! Mazal Tov!
"College towns to retire to" - and be surrounded by all the stinking liberal tenured profs?!! Thanks, but no, thanks.
"Diego Maradona angry at refs" - dude, at your age, watch your blood pressure!
In honor of July 4th, Selena Gomez broke up with Justin Bieber once again - this is getting beyond soap opera status.
Coffee in the M & M mug, which was staring at me all this time.

MORNING UPDATE - June 17, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! The weather is getting yucky and summery. Snow is in competition with George as to who complains about their food more (or louder).
My enjoyment of doing laundry flabbergasted yet another person.
Ben Affleck is currently trending at # 1 due to his "New Batman Bod" - big whoop.
"Malia Obama works on set of TV series" - learning to actually earn her own money? Shocking.
Yet another report published, claiming that quality of healthcare in US is lower than in England - I guess the researches got into painkillers - often.
Jenner sisters' outfits are still rocking the news 2 days after the fact.
Miley Cyrus also continues to rock with another batch of scandalous photos.
North West had a "diamond-studded first birthday" - considering whom she is saddled with as parents, this is one of these instances where money does not buy happiness.
Our dear mayor was singing "I Love LA" - LA is welcome to him in any capacity.
"Justin Bieber cleared in robbery, but egging charge nears" - fascinating.
Coffee today in one of two flowery mugs.

MORNING UPDATE - May 21, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! It's gotten cloudy outside, but still not bad.
George consumed some onion skins; Sniff loves hot foods - he consumed spicy sauce off a piece of beef, and ignored the beef itself.
The kid that does not like his nanny manifested his displeasure yet again.
Yet another customer expressed her displeasure at the absence of Allegiant in soft cover - followed by a five minute lecture of how books are so expensive.
Currently trending at #2 is Malia Obama - because her mommy warned the public that her daughter will be driving this summer. Considering how much damage her parents are inflicting, I predict a serious raise in insurance premiums.
Khloe Kardashian is trending at #8 - because she went to Universal with her boyfriend and posed for pictures with Marvel characters. As usual, earth-shattering.
"Rethinking six 'bad' carbs" - how about not listening to any of this moronisms to begin with?
"Study: Climate Change threatens 6 US Landmarks" - fact: climate change specialists are wreaking havoc on US economy.
Kim Kardashian just jumped to #9 with her pre-wedding diet, which somehow includes ice cream and pasta - did we just move to Mauritania?
"Lea Michele sheds good girl image in sultry video" - how extremely original of her.
"Justin Bieber goes shirtless" - another episode of extreme originality.
Coffee this morning in my Get a Grip mug.