Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy First Day of Rosh Chodesh! Ladies, I know that it's Erev Shabat, so it's pointless to remind you to keep it light on the housework - but please make sure hubbies give you gifts!
The weather is improved somehow and is actually pretty decent for the end of October.
The heat is on, so Sniff returned to his ninja sleeping position - half on the radiator, and half in the cat house. George also has a fave relaxation pose - he assumes the phoenix pose on the Baby Bro's bed and sticks exactly one claw into the curtain.
Yet another celeb who decided to write a picture book - Bethenny Frankel.
Yesterday had to assist two space cadets simultaneously with Percy Jackson books - but if one was nice, smile-y, and grateful, the other one took it upon himself to prove that I am a moron (proving instead that he is a water buffalo).
Big announcement - although the original Singing Slavs retired for no apparent reason, their baton was recently picked up by a younger group!
The crazy upstairs is really scaring me into thinking of calling the police and checking on her.
Currently trending at #2 is North West - because, according to her mommy, she "will have a job". Afraid to find out the details.
Trending at #3 is Jessica Simpson - because her one year old son "is killing us with cuteness." Gun control enthusiasts rest.
Trending at #8 is Pippa Middleton - because of her claim of not dieting. Yea, lady, pull another one.
On the other hand, "Selena Gomez shares her elaborate beauty rituals" - spare me!
"Honey Boo Boo cancelled" - people with taste, rejoice!
And speaking of gun control - Rihanna is in hot water for her recent appearance with a purse shaped like a gun! This time common sense rests, once again.
"Why Lena Dunhan died her hair mint green" - who exactly gives a flying banana?
"Adult treats for Halloween" - what, raiding your kids' stash is now passe?
Coffee this morning in a disposable cup from a bagel shop located next to a barbarian-overrun laundromat.
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Monday, June 08, 2015
Tuesday, June 02, 2015
MORNING UPDATE - September 19, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Ever Shabat! The weather is beautiful - a treat in our fair city.
Sniffy decided that my bed is fun and comfortable after all. George demanded "human" turkey last night, which he practically inhaled - should I notify Empire that their cold cuts are beloved by cats?
The crazy upstairs is up to her usual.
The latest celebrity to publish a picture book - Keith Richards! So now we have extra strange and bohemian types wondering our floor, muttering "F--k, where is it?!"
A book by Nietzsche was discovered by yours truly about 3 weeks ago in the biography section and was put into a pile of books improperly shelved. A genius colleague of mine decided to re-shelve it in the history section, where I re-discovered it this week. If I find it again on our floor, this book will have an official title of The Wondering German.
Currently trending at #6 is free coffee - it looks like some outfits actually do offer free coffee this Friday!
"J. Lo's python 'Barbie Outfit'" - Jennifer, don't even try, as nothing will beat your green dress!
"A look back at the Spears-Federline marriage" - why?!!
"Hilary Clinton didn't feel independent until age 53" - America, on the other hand, is forever saddled with the legacy of her dear hubby's presidency.
"9 ways to kill time waiting in the iPhone 6 line" - or you can just go home and get a life.
"Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber cook dinner together" - really hope they did not poison each other (or maybe I do?)
And, finally, Prince Harry helped a little girl enjoy the concert by putting her on his shoulders - the concert was during a closing ceremony for the games for the wounded vets, and the girl's father was one of those vets.
Coffee this morning in my huge Disney Pooh and Friends mug.
Sniffy decided that my bed is fun and comfortable after all. George demanded "human" turkey last night, which he practically inhaled - should I notify Empire that their cold cuts are beloved by cats?
The crazy upstairs is up to her usual.
The latest celebrity to publish a picture book - Keith Richards! So now we have extra strange and bohemian types wondering our floor, muttering "F--k, where is it?!"
A book by Nietzsche was discovered by yours truly about 3 weeks ago in the biography section and was put into a pile of books improperly shelved. A genius colleague of mine decided to re-shelve it in the history section, where I re-discovered it this week. If I find it again on our floor, this book will have an official title of The Wondering German.
Currently trending at #6 is free coffee - it looks like some outfits actually do offer free coffee this Friday!
"J. Lo's python 'Barbie Outfit'" - Jennifer, don't even try, as nothing will beat your green dress!
"A look back at the Spears-Federline marriage" - why?!!
"Hilary Clinton didn't feel independent until age 53" - America, on the other hand, is forever saddled with the legacy of her dear hubby's presidency.
"9 ways to kill time waiting in the iPhone 6 line" - or you can just go home and get a life.
"Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber cook dinner together" - really hope they did not poison each other (or maybe I do?)
And, finally, Prince Harry helped a little girl enjoy the concert by putting her on his shoulders - the concert was during a closing ceremony for the games for the wounded vets, and the girl's father was one of those vets.
Coffee this morning in my huge Disney Pooh and Friends mug.
MORNING UPDATE - September 15, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! The weather is rocking - perfect park weather on a workday smile emoticon Cats decided that my room is not fun anymore (unless they can destroy something) - but the sleeping is done somewhere else.
The soap dish was restored to its normal place.
The crazy upstairs is strangely silent.
Aside from booze, also missing at least one plate (fate known), and one kitchen towel - fate unknown.
According to the latest issue of the Men's Health, 1 out of 10 dudes would break up with a woman is she is funnier than him (makes better jokes) - what a pathetic bunch of sore losers!
Congratulations, fellow Americans, we got ourselves a new Miss America! She hails from our own Empire State, and, judging by her name, is Russian.
Currently trending at #3 is Kendall Jenner and her "adventures during New York Fashion week". I don't think I really want to know the details of those "adventures".
Trending at #4 is Loch Ness Monster - who was "allegedly spotted in England". No alleged spotting of English government's resolve to fight the real monsters on their soil.
"Your thyroid could be blamed for weight gain" - duh!!
"10 male fashion archetypes" - sign of our bizarre and sad times.
"Prague has become an absinthe capital" - the lovers of absinthe, start packing your bags!
"Kate Winslet shines in hourglass look" - um, kudos to her for looking human and not plastic?
"Justin Bieber Gets Cozy in Las Vegas with Selena Gomez" - what the heck does that mean? Sharing a stool by the slot machine?
"Beyonce debuts hair extensions during Parisian lunch with Jay Z and Blue Ivy amid rumors that she is pregnant with her second child" - oh, wow! New hair! Lunch in Paris with hubby and child! Pregnancy rumors! A total overload, dude!
And, finally, Happy 30th Birthday to Prince Harry!
Coffee this morning in my huge Disney Pooh mug that Nat gave me for my Birthday.
The soap dish was restored to its normal place.
The crazy upstairs is strangely silent.
Aside from booze, also missing at least one plate (fate known), and one kitchen towel - fate unknown.
According to the latest issue of the Men's Health, 1 out of 10 dudes would break up with a woman is she is funnier than him (makes better jokes) - what a pathetic bunch of sore losers!
Congratulations, fellow Americans, we got ourselves a new Miss America! She hails from our own Empire State, and, judging by her name, is Russian.
Currently trending at #3 is Kendall Jenner and her "adventures during New York Fashion week". I don't think I really want to know the details of those "adventures".
Trending at #4 is Loch Ness Monster - who was "allegedly spotted in England". No alleged spotting of English government's resolve to fight the real monsters on their soil.
"Your thyroid could be blamed for weight gain" - duh!!
"10 male fashion archetypes" - sign of our bizarre and sad times.
"Prague has become an absinthe capital" - the lovers of absinthe, start packing your bags!
"Kate Winslet shines in hourglass look" - um, kudos to her for looking human and not plastic?
"Justin Bieber Gets Cozy in Las Vegas with Selena Gomez" - what the heck does that mean? Sharing a stool by the slot machine?
"Beyonce debuts hair extensions during Parisian lunch with Jay Z and Blue Ivy amid rumors that she is pregnant with her second child" - oh, wow! New hair! Lunch in Paris with hubby and child! Pregnancy rumors! A total overload, dude!
And, finally, Happy 30th Birthday to Prince Harry!
Coffee this morning in my huge Disney Pooh mug that Nat gave me for my Birthday.
MORNING UPDATE - September 9, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! The weather finally got to a perfectly enjoyable point.
Both cats decided that it's not worth it to take advantage of an early breakfast, and opted for sleeping in instead.
Yesterday had a customer who was looking for books for 3- and 5-year old boys with "strong female lead in them".
Debating it it's actually worth the money to restock on booze.
Google reminded me that today is Tolstoy's birthday - thanks, Brin, because otherwise I would have gone the whole day completely oblivious of such an important fact.
Princeton, Harvard, and Yale are considered to be the best colleges in America (in that order) - well, if you take into account the number of liberal brown shirts teaching there, I can only conclude that the people compiling the list recently visited Colorado.
Diet high in protein will lower your blood pressure - not paying attention to any news regarding benefits and/or harm of any kind of food will have the same effect.
"Reese Witherspoon Talks Female Empowerment" - "total liberation" to think that it's OK, I was meant to sleep with all those guys. Any other meaning of empowerment, aside from going naked, having sex, having abortion, or being a proud lesbian?
"Taylor Swift's wet and wild Rolling Stone cover" - another asset of "empowerment" , I guess.
"Kendall Jenner hits the runway" - man, I thought she already did that.
"Megan Fox and her shorter hairstyle hit red carpet" - what's with all those "hitting" of the carpets and runways and such?
Ray Nagin began his prison sentence today - hopefully, Obama, Holder, Rangel, Pelosi, and a long string of others to follow.
"Kim Kardashian completes Ice Bucket challenge on Ellen show" - I am so happy that I don't watch the Ellen show.
"Beyonce shows bikini body with Jay Z and parents in Cannes" - finally! The moment we have all been waiting for! Our summer would have been so bereft without looking at this touching family portrait!
"Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are exclusive" - yea, whatever.
Coffee this morning in my black glass from Target.
Both cats decided that it's not worth it to take advantage of an early breakfast, and opted for sleeping in instead.
Yesterday had a customer who was looking for books for 3- and 5-year old boys with "strong female lead in them".
Debating it it's actually worth the money to restock on booze.
Google reminded me that today is Tolstoy's birthday - thanks, Brin, because otherwise I would have gone the whole day completely oblivious of such an important fact.
Princeton, Harvard, and Yale are considered to be the best colleges in America (in that order) - well, if you take into account the number of liberal brown shirts teaching there, I can only conclude that the people compiling the list recently visited Colorado.
Diet high in protein will lower your blood pressure - not paying attention to any news regarding benefits and/or harm of any kind of food will have the same effect.
"Reese Witherspoon Talks Female Empowerment" - "total liberation" to think that it's OK, I was meant to sleep with all those guys. Any other meaning of empowerment, aside from going naked, having sex, having abortion, or being a proud lesbian?
"Taylor Swift's wet and wild Rolling Stone cover" - another asset of "empowerment" , I guess.
"Kendall Jenner hits the runway" - man, I thought she already did that.
"Megan Fox and her shorter hairstyle hit red carpet" - what's with all those "hitting" of the carpets and runways and such?
Ray Nagin began his prison sentence today - hopefully, Obama, Holder, Rangel, Pelosi, and a long string of others to follow.
"Kim Kardashian completes Ice Bucket challenge on Ellen show" - I am so happy that I don't watch the Ellen show.
"Beyonce shows bikini body with Jay Z and parents in Cannes" - finally! The moment we have all been waiting for! Our summer would have been so bereft without looking at this touching family portrait!
"Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are exclusive" - yea, whatever.
Coffee this morning in my black glass from Target.
MORNING UPDATE - September 8, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! The weather decided to go into the Indian Summer mode, and, this being New York, the results are not the best.
Sniff continues to nominate himself as a mashgiah for every cleaning, which necessitates isolating him for his own good. George can't figure out if he likes minced turkey or not.
Still did not restock my booze - an embarrassment to my un-missed Russian heritage.
Crazy upstairs is up to the usual.
Currently trending at #3 is Kourtney Kardashian - and again for reasons entirely unknown.
Jennifer Aniston is at #6 - because "she loves Kim Kardashian". Then why is Kourtney trending? What am I missing - aside from the obvious, of course.
Portia De Rossi is at #9 - because she "and Ellen are staying together". Whew! The load off our collective psyche!
"Cost of renouncing U.S. citizenship about to soar" - why?!! Let those bastards go and not come back!! Let them also take all the America-hating swine still polluting our country with them! This is the only cause, aside from Military, for which I would gladly be taxed!
"Mystery virus strikes kids" - nicely done! Let's allow more illegals over our borders and see what else they might infect us with.
"Insider tip for getting into a buzzy restaurant" - oh, for heaven's sake! Just go into the less "buzzy" one!
"Shoes that look good on every woman" - OK, that one I never heard before.
Among the 10 most visited cities in Europe, Istanbul is at #7 - why?!!
"Kale salad with peaches" - shudders!
"What you should - and should't - add to coffee" - really? There are actually the guidelines along those lines?
A pair of deer crossed the Golden Gate Bridge - I wonder if they wanted to march across San Fran, demanding Pelosi's recall as the complete embarrassment for the city.
"Selena Gomez departs Toronto without Justin Bieber" - no comment.
And, finally, after a whole bunch of speculation and discussion of the minute details, it's official - Kate is pregnant again, and Georgie is due to become a big brother.
Coffee this morning in my huge Disney Pooh and Friends mug.
Sniff continues to nominate himself as a mashgiah for every cleaning, which necessitates isolating him for his own good. George can't figure out if he likes minced turkey or not.
Still did not restock my booze - an embarrassment to my un-missed Russian heritage.
Crazy upstairs is up to the usual.
Currently trending at #3 is Kourtney Kardashian - and again for reasons entirely unknown.
Jennifer Aniston is at #6 - because "she loves Kim Kardashian". Then why is Kourtney trending? What am I missing - aside from the obvious, of course.
Portia De Rossi is at #9 - because she "and Ellen are staying together". Whew! The load off our collective psyche!
"Cost of renouncing U.S. citizenship about to soar" - why?!! Let those bastards go and not come back!! Let them also take all the America-hating swine still polluting our country with them! This is the only cause, aside from Military, for which I would gladly be taxed!
"Mystery virus strikes kids" - nicely done! Let's allow more illegals over our borders and see what else they might infect us with.
"Insider tip for getting into a buzzy restaurant" - oh, for heaven's sake! Just go into the less "buzzy" one!
"Shoes that look good on every woman" - OK, that one I never heard before.
Among the 10 most visited cities in Europe, Istanbul is at #7 - why?!!
"Kale salad with peaches" - shudders!
"What you should - and should't - add to coffee" - really? There are actually the guidelines along those lines?
A pair of deer crossed the Golden Gate Bridge - I wonder if they wanted to march across San Fran, demanding Pelosi's recall as the complete embarrassment for the city.
"Selena Gomez departs Toronto without Justin Bieber" - no comment.
And, finally, after a whole bunch of speculation and discussion of the minute details, it's official - Kate is pregnant again, and Georgie is due to become a big brother.
Coffee this morning in my huge Disney Pooh and Friends mug.
MORNING UPDATE - August 29, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather is great for an August day in NY.
Sniff might have missed me because he sleeps on my bed every night despite my kicking habits. George decided that he does not like chicken anymore - of fish, for that matter.
There is an "ABBA Transportation" van outside of my window - someone has a nice sense of humor.
Big news!! Brangelina is finally married!!! Mazal Tov! That has been soooooo long coming!
Trending at #8 is Kanye West - because he and Kim "Epitomize Glamour, Celebrity". They also epitomize the stupidity of our generation.
"Miley Cyrus's date for VMAs turns himself in to police" - I almost feel bad for her.
Texans like everything as big as their state - "a Texas brewery releases a container (of beer) that takes at least two people to carry, and even more to finish off."
"10 essentials for turning a dorm room into a home" - number one essential would be the absence of college kids.
"Kendall Jenner drops last name for career" - " I want to be taken seriously". Yea, nothing aids in being taken seriously as parading around mostly naked.
"The Audacity of Taupe" - our dear comrade Hussein showed up in strange looking "light-colored summer suit". THAT immediately grabbed everyone's attention!
Bieber keeps professing love to Selena, and she, in turn, went with him to Canada - to meet his mommy?
Coffee this morning in my black glass from Target.
Sniff might have missed me because he sleeps on my bed every night despite my kicking habits. George decided that he does not like chicken anymore - of fish, for that matter.
There is an "ABBA Transportation" van outside of my window - someone has a nice sense of humor.
Big news!! Brangelina is finally married!!! Mazal Tov! That has been soooooo long coming!
Trending at #8 is Kanye West - because he and Kim "Epitomize Glamour, Celebrity". They also epitomize the stupidity of our generation.
"Miley Cyrus's date for VMAs turns himself in to police" - I almost feel bad for her.
Texans like everything as big as their state - "a Texas brewery releases a container (of beer) that takes at least two people to carry, and even more to finish off."
"10 essentials for turning a dorm room into a home" - number one essential would be the absence of college kids.
"Kendall Jenner drops last name for career" - " I want to be taken seriously". Yea, nothing aids in being taken seriously as parading around mostly naked.
"The Audacity of Taupe" - our dear comrade Hussein showed up in strange looking "light-colored summer suit". THAT immediately grabbed everyone's attention!
Bieber keeps professing love to Selena, and she, in turn, went with him to Canada - to meet his mommy?
Coffee this morning in my black glass from Target.
MORNING UPDATE - August 25, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! It's hot, but not humid - not bad for August in NY.
This morning missed an opportunity of taking a great shot of our cats waiting for their breakfast - the scene was simply priceless.
Still did not refill our booze supplies.
Currently trending at #6 is Solange Knowles - because, after "rocking" the red carpet at the MTV VMAs, she was "MIA". Well, duh - Jay Z was there! I guess she did not feel like having another public fight.
Selena Gomez is at # 2 - for reasons unknown; but it looks like her fans are called "Selenators". This generation really scares me sometimes...
Scott Disick is at # 8 - because he "Insists He Is No Longer A Boozing Creeper". Look at the previous statement.
Kris Jenner is at # 9 because she and her grandkids "Do San Diego Zoo". My mom also took her grandkids to the zoo, but they did not "Do It", and, for some reasons, it did not make the news.
Eva Longoria is at # 10 - because she is scheduled to appear at in the three episodes of Brooklyn Nine-Nine. So it looks like she will take time out of her very busy schedule of campaigning for the rights of illegals and dedicate some of it to her mediocre acting.
In the news of hairdos is Justin Timberlake - who "shows highlights".
Latest wardrobe malfunction - Nicki Minaj at the above-mentioned VMAs.
"Police helicopter catches marriage proposal" - man, that must have been some proposal! Really hope she said "yes".
"Easy, foolproof mayo recipe" - go to the store, get a jar of Hellman's on sale.
"Justin Bieber was reportedly caught up in the shooting at Chris Brown's pre-VMA party" - since no one was really hurt at that bash, the world of music suffered tremendous loses.
Coffee this morning in my striped glass from Target.
This morning missed an opportunity of taking a great shot of our cats waiting for their breakfast - the scene was simply priceless.
Still did not refill our booze supplies.
Currently trending at #6 is Solange Knowles - because, after "rocking" the red carpet at the MTV VMAs, she was "MIA". Well, duh - Jay Z was there! I guess she did not feel like having another public fight.
Selena Gomez is at # 2 - for reasons unknown; but it looks like her fans are called "Selenators". This generation really scares me sometimes...
Scott Disick is at # 8 - because he "Insists He Is No Longer A Boozing Creeper". Look at the previous statement.
Kris Jenner is at # 9 because she and her grandkids "Do San Diego Zoo". My mom also took her grandkids to the zoo, but they did not "Do It", and, for some reasons, it did not make the news.
Eva Longoria is at # 10 - because she is scheduled to appear at in the three episodes of Brooklyn Nine-Nine. So it looks like she will take time out of her very busy schedule of campaigning for the rights of illegals and dedicate some of it to her mediocre acting.
In the news of hairdos is Justin Timberlake - who "shows highlights".
Latest wardrobe malfunction - Nicki Minaj at the above-mentioned VMAs.
"Police helicopter catches marriage proposal" - man, that must have been some proposal! Really hope she said "yes".
"Easy, foolproof mayo recipe" - go to the store, get a jar of Hellman's on sale.
"Justin Bieber was reportedly caught up in the shooting at Chris Brown's pre-VMA party" - since no one was really hurt at that bash, the world of music suffered tremendous loses.
Coffee this morning in my striped glass from Target.
MORNING UPDATE - August 15, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather is still pretty decent - especially for August. Sniff is sleeping in the cat house, and George is sleeping on my bed.
Thanks to the geniuses that wired our apartment I can either use a coffeemaker or a microwave - but not both at the same time.
USA "lost its top spot as the most visited country" to - drum roll please - France! I guess people really like to see what muslim occupation can do to a somewhat civilized nation. Russian Federation is at # 9 - the uncontrollable desire to see what an insane asylum looks like?
"Trump's other daughter" - hell, Marla's daughter is 20?!! I feel so damn old!
"How to julienne veggies" - oh, for pete's sake! You get a gadget and you do it!
"Scuba from your computer" - no, thank you; I would rather scuba in Aruba.
"Get the most from vacation" - oh, give me a break! It's a vacation!!! Just enjoy!
"Can hunger be turned on and off?" - yea, if you eat, you are not hungry; if you don't eat, you are!
"Could video games be used to fight depression?" - I think that's already a given.
"Plane trouble forces Kerry to fly commercial" - ah, poor John! At least he reduced his carbon footprint, if not his disastrous impact on the global politics.
Bieber was "seen" attending Bible study with Selena - wow! I guess now I have seen everything.
Coffee this morning in my US Virgin Islands mug.
Thanks to the geniuses that wired our apartment I can either use a coffeemaker or a microwave - but not both at the same time.
USA "lost its top spot as the most visited country" to - drum roll please - France! I guess people really like to see what muslim occupation can do to a somewhat civilized nation. Russian Federation is at # 9 - the uncontrollable desire to see what an insane asylum looks like?
"Trump's other daughter" - hell, Marla's daughter is 20?!! I feel so damn old!
"How to julienne veggies" - oh, for pete's sake! You get a gadget and you do it!
"Scuba from your computer" - no, thank you; I would rather scuba in Aruba.
"Get the most from vacation" - oh, give me a break! It's a vacation!!! Just enjoy!
"Can hunger be turned on and off?" - yea, if you eat, you are not hungry; if you don't eat, you are!
"Could video games be used to fight depression?" - I think that's already a given.
"Plane trouble forces Kerry to fly commercial" - ah, poor John! At least he reduced his carbon footprint, if not his disastrous impact on the global politics.
Bieber was "seen" attending Bible study with Selena - wow! I guess now I have seen everything.
Coffee this morning in my US Virgin Islands mug.
Monday, June 01, 2015
MORNING UPDATE - July 6. 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Shavua Tov! It's hot, but still not as bad as in New York. Snow looks like she is enjoying the grass way too much. Last week I finally meat Chippy.
Prince William is currently trending at # 1 because he, together with wife and bro "kicked off Tour de France". At least they are easy on the eyes, unlike Some Who Should Not Be Named.
Malia Obama is at # 4 - for reasons unknown.
L.A. "unveils first pot farmer's market" - good for them! Of course, it had to be "farmer's market", or it won't be in the true traditions of L.A.
"Pope Francis: Not working on Sundays is good" - well, with all due respect, duh!!
"Kardashain style face-off" - "Kris Jenner raids her daughter's closet". Ah, grow up already!
"Smoldering" "Simpson ties the knot" - finally! Mazal Tov!
"College towns to retire to" - and be surrounded by all the stinking liberal tenured profs?!! Thanks, but no, thanks.
"Diego Maradona angry at refs" - dude, at your age, watch your blood pressure!
In honor of July 4th, Selena Gomez broke up with Justin Bieber once again - this is getting beyond soap opera status.
Coffee in the M & M mug, which was staring at me all this time.
Prince William is currently trending at # 1 because he, together with wife and bro "kicked off Tour de France". At least they are easy on the eyes, unlike Some Who Should Not Be Named.
Malia Obama is at # 4 - for reasons unknown.
L.A. "unveils first pot farmer's market" - good for them! Of course, it had to be "farmer's market", or it won't be in the true traditions of L.A.
"Pope Francis: Not working on Sundays is good" - well, with all due respect, duh!!
"Kardashain style face-off" - "Kris Jenner raids her daughter's closet". Ah, grow up already!
"Smoldering" "Simpson ties the knot" - finally! Mazal Tov!
"College towns to retire to" - and be surrounded by all the stinking liberal tenured profs?!! Thanks, but no, thanks.
"Diego Maradona angry at refs" - dude, at your age, watch your blood pressure!
In honor of July 4th, Selena Gomez broke up with Justin Bieber once again - this is getting beyond soap opera status.
Coffee in the M & M mug, which was staring at me all this time.
MORNING UPDATE - June 24, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! The sun is shining once again. Was trying to figure out whose cat was eating Snow's food - turned out it was next door neighbor's ( I guess our Friskies is tastier).
Got medium eggs instead of large after trying to figure out why the same 18 eggs cost differently - language barriers.
Currently trending at # 1 is Bruce Jenner - because he got highlights!
Trending at # 7 is Nick Cannon - because he and Mariah Carey might be "headed for divorce". Why? Because of her younger selfie? And, more importantly, who wants to know?
J. Lo. refused to remain heartbroken and was spotted with a new flame - Maxim Chmerkovskiy. I wonder if their dancing styles really mesh well.
Hayden Panettiere is the latest celebrity to go on a Babymoon - a nice vacation in the middle of pregnancy. I wonder how many plain mortal preggos would like to follow suit.
"Obama encouraging family-friendly work policies" - trying to figure out how many of his underpaid female staffers are working on this one.
"Michelle Obama won't pursue politics" - on behave of my country let me just say "Phew!".
"Pub-crawling through the Magic Kingdom" - ah, come on, people! Magic Kingdom is fun even when you are solo and sober (speaking from personal experience)!
"Selena Gomez: Helping Justin Bieber Become His Old Sweet Self Again" - good luck with that one!
And, finally, "Prince George Beats Kate Middleton for Title of Best-Dressed Royal" - I guess Kate went the same route all mothers do and played "dress the dolly" with her first child to perfection.
Got medium eggs instead of large after trying to figure out why the same 18 eggs cost differently - language barriers.
Currently trending at # 1 is Bruce Jenner - because he got highlights!
Trending at # 7 is Nick Cannon - because he and Mariah Carey might be "headed for divorce". Why? Because of her younger selfie? And, more importantly, who wants to know?
J. Lo. refused to remain heartbroken and was spotted with a new flame - Maxim Chmerkovskiy. I wonder if their dancing styles really mesh well.
Hayden Panettiere is the latest celebrity to go on a Babymoon - a nice vacation in the middle of pregnancy. I wonder how many plain mortal preggos would like to follow suit.
"Obama encouraging family-friendly work policies" - trying to figure out how many of his underpaid female staffers are working on this one.
"Michelle Obama won't pursue politics" - on behave of my country let me just say "Phew!".
"Pub-crawling through the Magic Kingdom" - ah, come on, people! Magic Kingdom is fun even when you are solo and sober (speaking from personal experience)!
"Selena Gomez: Helping Justin Bieber Become His Old Sweet Self Again" - good luck with that one!
And, finally, "Prince George Beats Kate Middleton for Title of Best-Dressed Royal" - I guess Kate went the same route all mothers do and played "dress the dolly" with her first child to perfection.
MORNING UPDATE - June 22, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Shavua Tov! Wishing all of you a fantastic week! The weather is beautiful - it's nice, sunny, and breezy, and not a cloud in sight.
Snow rejected chicken for reasons unknown, but happily consumed the yogurt that was spiced up with Super Snack by my darling niece and later pronounced moldy.
Currently trending at # 2 is Matt Damon - who would not be back for the next installment of the Bourne saga. The said sorry tidings are indeed a stain on the history of art - together with the entire Bourne saga.
"Best ways to eat lobster" - um, the way you like it?
Pope excommunicated Sicilian mafia - how about Nancy Pelosi?
"Why extreme diets are fundamentally flawed" - you actually need an explanation for that one?!
"Jessica Simpson Wears Little Black Dress, Continues Having Toned Calves" - a load off our chests! Since she "continues having toned calves", the Earth can continue spinning around the sun.
Bieber and Gomez had another date night - once again paging local psychiatric help.
"Buckingham Palace defends spending 4m (pounds) on refurbishing Kate and Will's flat" - seriously?!! Big deal! What's like a little weekend date night for Hussein and Michelle!
Snow rejected chicken for reasons unknown, but happily consumed the yogurt that was spiced up with Super Snack by my darling niece and later pronounced moldy.
Currently trending at # 2 is Matt Damon - who would not be back for the next installment of the Bourne saga. The said sorry tidings are indeed a stain on the history of art - together with the entire Bourne saga.
"Best ways to eat lobster" - um, the way you like it?
Pope excommunicated Sicilian mafia - how about Nancy Pelosi?
"Why extreme diets are fundamentally flawed" - you actually need an explanation for that one?!
"Jessica Simpson Wears Little Black Dress, Continues Having Toned Calves" - a load off our chests! Since she "continues having toned calves", the Earth can continue spinning around the sun.
Bieber and Gomez had another date night - once again paging local psychiatric help.
"Buckingham Palace defends spending 4m (pounds) on refurbishing Kate and Will's flat" - seriously?!! Big deal! What's like a little weekend date night for Hussein and Michelle!
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
MORNING UPDATE - April 11, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! It's nice a sunny outside, rain will come soon enough. Cats are still missing their best friend, and finally decided to peacefully coexist in my room.
The latest "necessary" repairs to our building's boiler did not result in better supply of hot water - but the did result in lower water pressure.
Currently trending at #1 is Khloe Kardashian - who is "refusing to take phone calls from Lamar Odom" and is, instead, parting with a whole bunch of other men, usually preferring rappers. That's not interesting enough to be #1; 10 maybe, but not 1.
Trending at #6 is Bob Saget - who "used to change Mary Kate, Ashley Olsen's diapers on set". Really don't know what to make of it.
Trending at # 7 is Gene Simmons - who compared his band KISS to Jesus. That's a bit of an overreach, Gene.
"Americans should work less and take more vacations", like Danish; this way they would be happier - thanks for the advice, dude! Then how are we going to support millions in the Third World countries (who hate our guts), plus UN, plus Obama's 70+ per year vacations, plus pay the members of Congress (who claim that they are underpaid as it is), plus Obamacare, plus illegals?!! I mean, we got so much more responsibilities than Danish, for pete's sake!
"Top Medicare billers were big donors to Democrats" - wow, what a surprise!
"Selena Gomez Relapses on Justin Bieber" - whatever the hell that means.
And, finally, Kate beat Will "in a sailing race" - I am sure the friendship won, as they used to say in step-mama country.
Coffee this morning in my huge Winnie the Pooh mug.
The latest "necessary" repairs to our building's boiler did not result in better supply of hot water - but the did result in lower water pressure.
Currently trending at #1 is Khloe Kardashian - who is "refusing to take phone calls from Lamar Odom" and is, instead, parting with a whole bunch of other men, usually preferring rappers. That's not interesting enough to be #1; 10 maybe, but not 1.
Trending at #6 is Bob Saget - who "used to change Mary Kate, Ashley Olsen's diapers on set". Really don't know what to make of it.
Trending at # 7 is Gene Simmons - who compared his band KISS to Jesus. That's a bit of an overreach, Gene.
"Americans should work less and take more vacations", like Danish; this way they would be happier - thanks for the advice, dude! Then how are we going to support millions in the Third World countries (who hate our guts), plus UN, plus Obama's 70+ per year vacations, plus pay the members of Congress (who claim that they are underpaid as it is), plus Obamacare, plus illegals?!! I mean, we got so much more responsibilities than Danish, for pete's sake!
"Top Medicare billers were big donors to Democrats" - wow, what a surprise!
"Selena Gomez Relapses on Justin Bieber" - whatever the hell that means.
And, finally, Kate beat Will "in a sailing race" - I am sure the friendship won, as they used to say in step-mama country.
Coffee this morning in my huge Winnie the Pooh mug.
MORNING UPDATE - April 9, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! It's sunny and windy outside - probably warm, as Sniff got off the radiator and is sleeping in the cat house - from which he greeted me in the morning with his usual disdainful look. George is sleeping on Baby Bro's bed as, I think, he is beginning to miss his friend.
Yesterday a young mother came in and asked for a book on helping your child to quit the pacifier habit - as everyone around her is looking at her 2 year old and asking why she is still using it. I politely suggested to her to consign everyone's opinion to the warm basement and let her daughter be - as this is obviously her way of dealing with the arrival of a baby brother.
Currently trending at # 4 is the Cronut bakery - which, to the delight of all involved, re-opened after "mouse scare". I guess people really, really want their cronuts.
Spring dresses are trending at # 6 - I guess people are still so cold that the thought of shopping for a spring wardrobe is not a priority.
Trending at # 9 are bacon prices - because they "surge". Really? You just discovered it?! Prices on all food items "surge", thanks to the environmentalists and our dear current administration.
Daniel Craig just jumped to # 1 - for reasons unknown.
Bieber and Selena met in the recording studio because they are "friendly" - whatever.
And, finally, the whole discussion is going on as to the possibility of Kate cutting her hair - because Georgie kept pulling them on one of the pictures from their latest trip.
Coffee this morning in my green mug from Target.
Yesterday a young mother came in and asked for a book on helping your child to quit the pacifier habit - as everyone around her is looking at her 2 year old and asking why she is still using it. I politely suggested to her to consign everyone's opinion to the warm basement and let her daughter be - as this is obviously her way of dealing with the arrival of a baby brother.
Currently trending at # 4 is the Cronut bakery - which, to the delight of all involved, re-opened after "mouse scare". I guess people really, really want their cronuts.
Spring dresses are trending at # 6 - I guess people are still so cold that the thought of shopping for a spring wardrobe is not a priority.
Trending at # 9 are bacon prices - because they "surge". Really? You just discovered it?! Prices on all food items "surge", thanks to the environmentalists and our dear current administration.
Daniel Craig just jumped to # 1 - for reasons unknown.
Bieber and Selena met in the recording studio because they are "friendly" - whatever.
And, finally, the whole discussion is going on as to the possibility of Kate cutting her hair - because Georgie kept pulling them on one of the pictures from their latest trip.
Coffee this morning in my green mug from Target.
MORNING UPDATE - April 6, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! It's sunny outside, with nice winds and temperatures in the 40s - global warming, what can I say.
Sniff is still sleeping on the radiator. George seems to be more impervious to cold. On the other hand, he is sleeping hard enough not to be awaken by a bowl of cereal on the table.
The crazy upstairs is extra diligent today.
Currently trending at # 2 is Michael Jordan - for reasons unknown.
Downton Abbey is at # 9 - because the cast was ordered to stay off Twitter. I guess Turkish influence is contagious.
Kristen Stewart is at # 5 - because she dyed her hair "orange". That should be # 1, not 5!
"How to land more dates" - why?!!! I don't have enough headaches?
Justin Bieber was flirting with Miley Cyrus in retaliation to Selena's flirting with Orlando Bloom - wow! It's getting curiouser and curiouser.
And, finally, "excitement builds" in New Zealand due to the imminent arrival of Will, Kate, and Georgie - at least they have class and they are good looking. Imagine the anticipation of our so-called First Family!
Coffee this morning in my funky green mug from Yves Rocher.
Sniff is still sleeping on the radiator. George seems to be more impervious to cold. On the other hand, he is sleeping hard enough not to be awaken by a bowl of cereal on the table.
The crazy upstairs is extra diligent today.
Currently trending at # 2 is Michael Jordan - for reasons unknown.
Downton Abbey is at # 9 - because the cast was ordered to stay off Twitter. I guess Turkish influence is contagious.
Kristen Stewart is at # 5 - because she dyed her hair "orange". That should be # 1, not 5!
"How to land more dates" - why?!!! I don't have enough headaches?
Justin Bieber was flirting with Miley Cyrus in retaliation to Selena's flirting with Orlando Bloom - wow! It's getting curiouser and curiouser.
And, finally, "excitement builds" in New Zealand due to the imminent arrival of Will, Kate, and Georgie - at least they have class and they are good looking. Imagine the anticipation of our so-called First Family!
Coffee this morning in my funky green mug from Yves Rocher.
MORNING UPDATE - March 28, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! According to my phone, it's 51 degrees outside - wow! I mean - wow! Should have known it was getting positively HOT when Sniff got off the radiator. Both he and George are now peacefully snoozing on my bed - a rare show of camaraderie.
The crazy upstairs woke up, defrosted, got over the absence of water, and is now vigorously performing her usual routine.
Recently I saw a woman who uses more salt than I do - now, that is an achievement!
Currently trending at #1 is Lara Spencer - whom I recognized only by her picture. Anyway, she "Finalized New Deal To Stay On 'Good Morning, America'" - rejoice, oh lovers of circuses!
Trending at #5 is Disney World - only to remind you that you can vacation there! Sadists!
Selena Gomez is at #7 as she was "subpoenaed to testify in Justin Bieber lawsuit". The plot thickens.
Ryan Gosling is at #9 because he "Makes Pumping Gas Look Hot". In the present economic situation anyone who can afford to pump gas might look hot, plus, I never understood people who thought Gosling was - hot, that is.
Out of 5 fastest growing cities in America, 3 are in Texas - good job, Rick Perry! Plus, Orlando is growing too - "Mickey Mouse is making a comeback".
"What the Paltrow-Martin divorce might look like" - who the hell gives a flying banana?!!
The #1 counterfeit product in America are handbags and wallets - well, duh! I could have told you that without going into lengthy statistical data.
"Crimea's tourism industry in doubt" - well, duh again!
"Canadians Will Get a Taco Bell Breakfast Menu If and Only If They Take Justin Bieber Back" - I can't personally vouch for the tastiness of Taco Bell's fare, but, hey, whatever works!
And, finally, Kim Kardashian met Kate's wedding dress designer - um, good luck trying, Kim!
Coffee this morning in my funky glass Cappuccino mug.
The crazy upstairs woke up, defrosted, got over the absence of water, and is now vigorously performing her usual routine.
Recently I saw a woman who uses more salt than I do - now, that is an achievement!
Currently trending at #1 is Lara Spencer - whom I recognized only by her picture. Anyway, she "Finalized New Deal To Stay On 'Good Morning, America'" - rejoice, oh lovers of circuses!
Trending at #5 is Disney World - only to remind you that you can vacation there! Sadists!
Selena Gomez is at #7 as she was "subpoenaed to testify in Justin Bieber lawsuit". The plot thickens.
Ryan Gosling is at #9 because he "Makes Pumping Gas Look Hot". In the present economic situation anyone who can afford to pump gas might look hot, plus, I never understood people who thought Gosling was - hot, that is.
Out of 5 fastest growing cities in America, 3 are in Texas - good job, Rick Perry! Plus, Orlando is growing too - "Mickey Mouse is making a comeback".
"What the Paltrow-Martin divorce might look like" - who the hell gives a flying banana?!!
The #1 counterfeit product in America are handbags and wallets - well, duh! I could have told you that without going into lengthy statistical data.
"Crimea's tourism industry in doubt" - well, duh again!
"Canadians Will Get a Taco Bell Breakfast Menu If and Only If They Take Justin Bieber Back" - I can't personally vouch for the tastiness of Taco Bell's fare, but, hey, whatever works!
And, finally, Kim Kardashian met Kate's wedding dress designer - um, good luck trying, Kim!
Coffee this morning in my funky glass Cappuccino mug.
MORNING UPDATE - March 27, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! According to my phone, it's just above freezing outside - bring out the sunblock!
Our building finally decided to repair the boiler, hence they advised us of the impending absence of the hot water - but failed to mention the almost possible absence of all water. Even the crazy upstairs interrupted her usual routine. Feline companions were extremely preoccupied with the strange noises coming from below and from outside, and during the breaks in those noises resumed hunting for sparrows.
Can't find one of my Bond CD.
Yesterday impressed a few costumers with my ability to instantly know where a particular book is.
Currently trending at #2 is Bethenny Frankel - because her ex wants her to pay his legal fees. A lot of self-respect this dude has, that's for sure.
Duck Dynasty is trending at #4 - because its "star stands by his believes". Good for him!
Provo, UT, was just declared America's happiest city - I guess there is something about that Book of Mormon, after all.
Sandra Bullock is supposedly planning a TV show based on her Miss Congeniality movies - lady, please! The first movie was suck-y enough!
"Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez: Wedding Planning?" - wow! Jelena is that much alive?!!
"Kate Upton's Vogue Photo: Better Than Kim Kardashian's Cover?" - people, people!! Once again, just take a buck and go to the Met, because you have no blinking idea of what true art and beauty are.
And, finally, Kate is "very excited" about first Mother's day - I bet she is!
Coffee this morning in my Disney Dalmatian spots mug.
Our building finally decided to repair the boiler, hence they advised us of the impending absence of the hot water - but failed to mention the almost possible absence of all water. Even the crazy upstairs interrupted her usual routine. Feline companions were extremely preoccupied with the strange noises coming from below and from outside, and during the breaks in those noises resumed hunting for sparrows.
Can't find one of my Bond CD.
Yesterday impressed a few costumers with my ability to instantly know where a particular book is.
Currently trending at #2 is Bethenny Frankel - because her ex wants her to pay his legal fees. A lot of self-respect this dude has, that's for sure.
Duck Dynasty is trending at #4 - because its "star stands by his believes". Good for him!
Provo, UT, was just declared America's happiest city - I guess there is something about that Book of Mormon, after all.
Sandra Bullock is supposedly planning a TV show based on her Miss Congeniality movies - lady, please! The first movie was suck-y enough!
"Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez: Wedding Planning?" - wow! Jelena is that much alive?!!
"Kate Upton's Vogue Photo: Better Than Kim Kardashian's Cover?" - people, people!! Once again, just take a buck and go to the Met, because you have no blinking idea of what true art and beauty are.
And, finally, Kate is "very excited" about first Mother's day - I bet she is!
Coffee this morning in my Disney Dalmatian spots mug.
MORNING UPDATE - March 20, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! It's officially the first day of spring - and I was able to open a window in the kitchen! Wow! Sniff is enjoying it to the fullest; George is snoozing on Baby Bro's bed.
Currently trending at #2 is John Stamos - because of the long explanation of why he and Lori Loughlin never dated in real life. Apparently there are a lot of people who cared about that one.
Trending at #5 are KitchenAid mixers - no idea why.
Our dear parteigenosse Michelle is off to China with her dessert-hating mommy and her darling daughters - and she will avoid discussing politics during her visit. Gee, how magnanimous of her!
"Selena Gomez: Don't Even Think Of Having A Baby With Justin Bieber" - thanks for the tip, Selena!
And Kate and Will finally found a new nanny for Georgie - congrats!
Coffee this morning in my Aruba mug.
Currently trending at #2 is John Stamos - because of the long explanation of why he and Lori Loughlin never dated in real life. Apparently there are a lot of people who cared about that one.
Trending at #5 are KitchenAid mixers - no idea why.
Our dear parteigenosse Michelle is off to China with her dessert-hating mommy and her darling daughters - and she will avoid discussing politics during her visit. Gee, how magnanimous of her!
"Selena Gomez: Don't Even Think Of Having A Baby With Justin Bieber" - thanks for the tip, Selena!
And Kate and Will finally found a new nanny for Georgie - congrats!
Coffee this morning in my Aruba mug.
Sunday, March 08, 2015
MORNING UPDATE - February 6, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! It's freezing again outside, but at least the sun is shining. Sniff keeps trying to join Baby Bro for a smoking break. Yesterday he also wanted to help us unload groceries from the car, and later Sniff and George both played mashgichim for the pantry packing.
Recently got another costumer who for some insane reason thought I would love to hear her talk in Russian.
Currently trending at #2 is Brad Pitt - whose latest family photos with Angelina and the brood we are privileged to see if we so desire; I personally don't.
Trending at #8 is Dwayne Johnson as he is beginning to shoot "new TNT reality series" - sometimes I am grateful that at present I don't have TNT.
Emma Watson painted a "stunning self portrait" - as long as she stays out of politics, I don't care what else she does with her free time.
"Not all of the bathrooms in Sochi are awful" - that headline alone is priceless.
"Even Walmart is too pricey for some Americans" - once again, comrade Hussein, thank you for that!
Selena Gomez spent 2 weeks in rehab for "emotional trauma" - aw, poor little famous brat! When the rest of us suffer from "emotional trauma", we still have to wake up every morning and carry on as if nothing happened.
"Valentine's gifts you definitely won't get this year" - how in blazed do you know what I will and won't get?
"Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen trade harsh words" - I wish both of them would just go away, but I know it's not going to happen any time soon.
"How to watch Olympics" - well, you pick up your remote control, put the TV and cable box on, find the channel that broadcasts it, and watch.
"The most frequently overlooked tax breaks" - not crossing the current administration must top the list.
"Justin Bieber parties on" - gee, what a surprise!
Coffee this morning in my huge Disney Pooh and Friends mug.
Recently got another costumer who for some insane reason thought I would love to hear her talk in Russian.
Currently trending at #2 is Brad Pitt - whose latest family photos with Angelina and the brood we are privileged to see if we so desire; I personally don't.
Trending at #8 is Dwayne Johnson as he is beginning to shoot "new TNT reality series" - sometimes I am grateful that at present I don't have TNT.
Emma Watson painted a "stunning self portrait" - as long as she stays out of politics, I don't care what else she does with her free time.
"Not all of the bathrooms in Sochi are awful" - that headline alone is priceless.
"Even Walmart is too pricey for some Americans" - once again, comrade Hussein, thank you for that!
Selena Gomez spent 2 weeks in rehab for "emotional trauma" - aw, poor little famous brat! When the rest of us suffer from "emotional trauma", we still have to wake up every morning and carry on as if nothing happened.
"Valentine's gifts you definitely won't get this year" - how in blazed do you know what I will and won't get?
"Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen trade harsh words" - I wish both of them would just go away, but I know it's not going to happen any time soon.
"How to watch Olympics" - well, you pick up your remote control, put the TV and cable box on, find the channel that broadcasts it, and watch.
"The most frequently overlooked tax breaks" - not crossing the current administration must top the list.
"Justin Bieber parties on" - gee, what a surprise!
Coffee this morning in my huge Disney Pooh and Friends mug.
Monday, January 26, 2015
MORNING UPDATE - January 3, 2014
Good Morning, peep! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! It's nice, snowy, and cold outside - needless to say, the ship is still stuck. As for me - I used to love this weather, but now I would give a lot to be in Aruba right now - I guess it is one of the many signs of old age.
George is nice and almost quite; most of recent time was dedicated to sleeping in a freshly-vacated papasan. Sniff was hugging his fave pipe for a while - Baby Bro and I trying to figure out if he is just meditating there, or maybe quoting love poems. But now he is awake, bright eyed, and bushytailed - literally.
Crazy upstairs is also awake. Altogether, the local Slavs, after finishing their New Year celebrations (alas, without dancing or singing), are behaving like nothing is happening - just saw one dude jogging past my window.
Got American Girl catalog yesterday - good luck to whoever else got it!
Currently trending at #1 is Wendy Williams - as she "announces sexy new romance novel". Oy, gevalt! Why does everyone suddenly thinks that they are writers?
Trending at #2 is Rumer Willis - because she reconciled with her boyfriend and her mother. That's shattering news?
Trending at #7 is Ludacris - because he bought a new home, and also cheated on his fiancee; I guess Ludacris was a busy boy lately.
And rounding up top ten is a North Carolina politician, who wrote a resignation letter in Klingon - enterprising.
Gomez was spotted with Bieber again - this is getting old and tired already.
There is a new gourmet restaurant opened in Berlin recently - for cats and dogs. Humm, do I want to go there in order to treat my feline companions?
And, finally, Kate was named 2013's top beauty icon - well, at least this one has class.
Coffee this morning in my Disney Bean Bag Plush mug with Mickey and Friends.
George is nice and almost quite; most of recent time was dedicated to sleeping in a freshly-vacated papasan. Sniff was hugging his fave pipe for a while - Baby Bro and I trying to figure out if he is just meditating there, or maybe quoting love poems. But now he is awake, bright eyed, and bushytailed - literally.
Crazy upstairs is also awake. Altogether, the local Slavs, after finishing their New Year celebrations (alas, without dancing or singing), are behaving like nothing is happening - just saw one dude jogging past my window.
Got American Girl catalog yesterday - good luck to whoever else got it!
Currently trending at #1 is Wendy Williams - as she "announces sexy new romance novel". Oy, gevalt! Why does everyone suddenly thinks that they are writers?
Trending at #2 is Rumer Willis - because she reconciled with her boyfriend and her mother. That's shattering news?
Trending at #7 is Ludacris - because he bought a new home, and also cheated on his fiancee; I guess Ludacris was a busy boy lately.
And rounding up top ten is a North Carolina politician, who wrote a resignation letter in Klingon - enterprising.
Gomez was spotted with Bieber again - this is getting old and tired already.
There is a new gourmet restaurant opened in Berlin recently - for cats and dogs. Humm, do I want to go there in order to treat my feline companions?
And, finally, Kate was named 2013's top beauty icon - well, at least this one has class.
Coffee this morning in my Disney Bean Bag Plush mug with Mickey and Friends.
Sunday, January 18, 2015
MORNING UPDATE - December 24
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! It's cold again, darn it!!! George demanded extra petting yesterday; this morning he just quietly ate and went back to sleep. Sniff is just sleeping - without breakfast.
The crazy upstairs is back.
A few days ago Baby Bro was debating as to which stamp to affix on the letter to the court clerks. His choices included either Disney or flowers, so he settled on the Bug's Life one.
Currently trending at #1 is Keira Knightley - because she "can't stop wearing all-in-ones with clumpy brown boots." Breaking news, what can I say. But she can wear all she wants as long as she does not play another Austen heroine again.
Trending at #2 is Kristen Stewart - because it looks like she and R-Patz are planning to spend the New Year together on the Isle of Wight. I was never there personally, but was told that's it's a romantic and picturesque spot.
Winter coats are trending at #8 - why not #1? Definitely more important than Keira.
According to the people in the know, there are 5 things about you on which strangers make instant judgments, and your footwear is #1. Well, you would be wrong about me, but have fun making assumptions.
"Sheen bashes Robertson" - that just makes me laugh.
"5 offbeat New Year's suggestions for singles" - I will be sleeping with one or both of my cats, thank you very much.
Selena claimed that "she needs time for herself" - please, take all the time you want! We are not complaining.
"Costliest mistakes you can make with your taxes" - the costliest being an enemy of the current regime.
"Interview: Jon M. Chu's Insights Into The World Of Justin Bieber" - sometimes I really feel bad for our youth.
And, finally, breaking: Kate is pregnant again! This time she and Will are hoping for a little girl. Let the second round of the circus begin!
Coffee this morning in my Aruba mug.
The crazy upstairs is back.
A few days ago Baby Bro was debating as to which stamp to affix on the letter to the court clerks. His choices included either Disney or flowers, so he settled on the Bug's Life one.
Currently trending at #1 is Keira Knightley - because she "can't stop wearing all-in-ones with clumpy brown boots." Breaking news, what can I say. But she can wear all she wants as long as she does not play another Austen heroine again.
Trending at #2 is Kristen Stewart - because it looks like she and R-Patz are planning to spend the New Year together on the Isle of Wight. I was never there personally, but was told that's it's a romantic and picturesque spot.
Winter coats are trending at #8 - why not #1? Definitely more important than Keira.
According to the people in the know, there are 5 things about you on which strangers make instant judgments, and your footwear is #1. Well, you would be wrong about me, but have fun making assumptions.
"Sheen bashes Robertson" - that just makes me laugh.
"5 offbeat New Year's suggestions for singles" - I will be sleeping with one or both of my cats, thank you very much.
Selena claimed that "she needs time for herself" - please, take all the time you want! We are not complaining.
"Costliest mistakes you can make with your taxes" - the costliest being an enemy of the current regime.
"Interview: Jon M. Chu's Insights Into The World Of Justin Bieber" - sometimes I really feel bad for our youth.
And, finally, breaking: Kate is pregnant again! This time she and Will are hoping for a little girl. Let the second round of the circus begin!
Coffee this morning in my Aruba mug.
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