Monday, April 15, 2013
MORNING UPDATE - APRIL 15
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! The weather is once again cloudy with temps below normal, but rain does not threaten till Wednesday - already a win. Happy Tax Day! Speaking of which - the commercial for Obama phone, otherwise known here as Assurance wireless, just played on channel 4. Both cats did not visit the cat house for a little while - too tired to fight for it? Mazal Tov to the Bush family on the birth of little Margaret Laura! May our country grow with her to more prosperity, strength, and freedom! According the study recently done by British Airways, more people prefer window seats as opposed to the aisle - for once I am in the majority. Paris Jackson, the daughter of late Michael, announced that she would like to be a surgeon. She also claims that she got a shot at normal life - which, I think, might be easier if she changed her last name. Matt Damon renewed his wedding vows by taking over an entire resort in St. Lucia - did anyone calculate the carbon footprint of this particular romance? Bieber's ex, aka Selena Gomez, was "rocking" a gold mini-dress reminiscent of Bond girl - can she rock anything aside from dresses and Bieber's world? Florida is invaded by giant snails - which is way better than being invaded by illegal barbarians. "The 7 Most Common French Toast Mistakes" - parteigenosse Michelle still allows us to eat french toast?!! Just went over a list of 7 "blind date horror stories" - did they interview every single Jewish woman in the greater NY? Because all of this sounds so effin familiar. According to LA Times, critics are being "too hard" on Bieber over "Anne Frank uproar" - once again, I would like to see the reaction of LA Times and other liberals if he blabbed something similar about Malcolm X. And nothing new on the Kate front. Coffee this morning in my green funky mug from Yves Rocher.