The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Monday, April 08, 2013


Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Shavua Tov! The weather report is threatening us with rocking temperatures...and rain; well, we will take what we can. Our pests, eh, pets, are on the hunting expedition for about a week now - they are hunting something (or someone) under the fridge and under the stove. The vigil is almost constant - they take turns and even slumber on the kitchen floor between the stove and the fridge. Shakira's ex-boyfriend is trending at #6 right now because he is suing her for 100 mil claiming to be her manager from 2000 to 2010 and helping her with lucrative deals. She claims that she was already a star when they met, that he advised her occasionally, but was never her former manager - basically, good luck getting it out of her, buddy! And, of course, high class all around. Right below that, at #7, is Kathy Griffin - Bravo canceled her show. I guess viewers do not turn on Bravo in order to hear profanities uttered against Sara Palin, tea-party, American patriots, etc - for that they turn on CNN or MSNBC. And guess what's trending at #1? Pattinson and Stewart seem to be going strong and all "lovey dovey" - rejoice again, oh twihearts! Among 10 non-healthy habits is adding cream and sugar to your coffee - of course, nothing beats the unhealthy habit of actually reading nonsense about unhealthy habits. Manhattan, NY, is the costliest place in the USA to live right now, followed by Brooklyn, NY! at #2, with Queens, NY! at #6 - uh, what the hell?!! This is one effin city! Unsurprisingly, Washington, DC, made the list as well at #8 - I guess screwing up your own country always pays. Drum roll, please! "Amid fashion flack, Kim Kardashian ditched belly-covering garments and bared it all in a new Instagram posted on Saturday. In the self-portrait, Kim, who is expecting her first child with Kanye West, poses in front of a mirror and exposes her generous bump, writing 'Baby Love.'" - aw, here comes another spittoon-worthy moment. "Justin Bieber lands 7th place on '50 most popular women on web' list" - don't know how to properly react to this one. Meanwhile, Kate was presented with a Barbie version of herself by a little girl in Scotland - don't worry, Kate, I think you look better than this. Also, Will is really "keen" on making a video of her giving birth, but she is afraid of it (the video) falling into the wrong hands - dude, listen to your wife! Coffee this morning in my huge Disney Pooh and Friends mug.

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