Lindsay Lohan made headlines again - this time with her "tacky" dress; in my humble opinion, that dress was not as tacky, or idiotic for that matter, as her playing Liz Taylor; but, heck, what do I know. Jennifer Lawrence, on the other hand, "wowed" in her dress - the dress looked decent, and she did look like a woman, and not like an anorexic teenage boy - that's all I am going to say on this one. Christina Aguilera got some "bad news" - her album debuted at a "depressing spot on the music charts" - the hearts of all American people with real depressing problems officially bleed borsch for her. And the little jackass who flipped the bird at the Arlington cemetery claims it was supposed to be a joke - well, majority of Americans are not laughing. Our Dear Secretary of State is trending at #2 - this time not for covering the ass of her despicable boss or disgusting husband; she is in the news because she fell asleep during another display of Hussein's oratory excellence - ah, the unlimited amount of irony that comes from that one!
Coffee this morning in my Dalmatians spot mug.