MORNING UPDATE, June 25, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! Weather is beyond strange - but no triple H, thank Gd! 

Huge discussion about Britney Spears and some other celebrity who wore the same dress and how they wore it - and I show my disconnect from current events by only recognizing Brit and not the other contender. Reese Weatherspoon is pregnant and hungry - taking a break off the movies as she wants to eat anything in site - she should definitely visit our neighborhood and have a pow wow with all the local preggies. Another "nightmare scenario" about rising East Coast waters just came about - it would have more of a nightmare feel if it wasn't repeated so often for the past 20 or so years. And then there is a whole article on how to buy bikini - you want it short and sweet? Buy whatever you like as long as it fits! And there is also a list of good white wines for the summer - is there such a thing as bad white wine?

MORNING UPDATE, June 28, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! Last half a day before triple h hits - well, enjoying all we can. Due to the presence of portable gym, was reminded once again how many a-holes are running loose in this city. 

Britney Spears vowed in sleek red dress - good for her. Size 6 somehow joined plus sizes, and Paula Dean lost 30 lb - I see an interesting trend in the news, and refuse to read further in order to enjoy what's left of good weather.

MORNING UPDATE, August 31, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! 

Jo Rowling got the official permission from Edinburgh City Council to build HP-themed tree houses on her property - I did not have a yen to visit Scotland in a while, but now I do. Mariah was photographed dipping in the pool with her twins - I guess she was the only mother in the universe to take her kids to the pool. Drug-resistant TB is trending at #8 - but nowhere does it mention that illegals are bringing it here. Tori Spelling's baby is trending at #1 - Mazal Tov, Tori, on the birth of baby boy. Charlie Sheen is trending at #3 - this time not because he got drunk and disorderly, but because his new movie is coming out. And Britney Spears was able to track down the white python she danced with once - and she is happy to report that the snake is alive and well, and that her name is Banana.

MORNING UPDATE, September 6, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! If you want to feel accomplished for the entire day - clean your bathroom first thing in the morning, and you will succeed! Dad and Baby Bro are involved in the legal dispute as to the official ownership of George - who meanwhile is sleeping on my bed. Curry, on the other hand, being officially my cat, refuses to leave Baby Bro's bed - well, Baby Bro's Apple USB cord he chewed through is way more expensive than the two of my Samsung ones, so, I guess it makes sense. 

Pippa Middleton is trending at #8, because she is visiting our fair city - well, if she looses her clothes, I don't think it will create such scandal, as we are used to seeing everything - and I mean everything! Elizabeth Warren claimed that the "system is rigged against the middle class" - she should know! Not only is it rigged against the middle class, it is rigged against "whities" - hence her claiming to be a Cherokee. And a fashion designer Matthew Williamson pointed out fashion faux pas in Britney's wardrobe - big whoop! I double and triple dare him to point those in parteigenosse Michelle's wardrobe - that would be not only very honest, but an act of extreme courage! 

Coffee this morning in my funky "cappuccino" mug.

MORNING UPDATE, October 28, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Shavua Tov! Wishing you a fantastic week filled with His blessings! It's windy and overcast outside of my window - everyone is talking about Sandy; well, I got wine and coffee - just have to make sure to stock up on milk, and we are good to go! There is also a monster storm ranging on Saturn - go figure. 

Enquirer endorsed Romney - this circus is getting funnier and weirder by the moment. Obama released new ads attacking Romney - why is this news? Rahm Emanuel is trending at #6 - did he send dead fish to somebody else? Britney Spears revealed in a recent interview that she hates wearing socks - another celebrity soul mate for yours truly. Julia Roberts' niece dressed up as her famous aunt's first famous role ("Pretty Woman", that is) - gosh, what an inspiration for the new generation! And, again, where are feminist harpies when you need them? 

Coffee this morning in my musical instruments mug.