Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat!
Jo Rowling got the official permission from Edinburgh City Council to build HP-themed tree houses on her property - I did not have a yen to visit Scotland in a while, but now I do. Mariah was photographed dipping in the pool with her twins - I guess she was the only mother in the universe to take her kids to the pool. Drug-resistant TB is trending at #8 - but nowhere does it mention that illegals are bringing it here. Tori Spelling's baby is trending at #1 - Mazal Tov, Tori, on the birth of baby boy. Charlie Sheen is trending at #3 - this time not because he got drunk and disorderly, but because his new movie is coming out. And Britney Spears was able to track down the white python she danced with once - and she is happy to report that the snake is alive and well, and that her name is Banana.
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MORNING UPDATE, September 24, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! And, yes, it is officially morning till 1 pm est! Happy Monday! The weather is beautiful - hurray, fall!
The biggest buzz this morning - the fashions from the Emmys; the not so huge buzz - how many people at the Emmys admitted to planning to vote for Romney. Another horrible line from the Emmys - Mad Men got 17 nominations and no Emmy - my heart bleeds borsch. Jo Rowling is selling her house in Edinburgh for only a few mil - any takers? I mean, she did write the last HPs in there! Then there is a list of best sandwiches in the US - none of them looks like parteigenosse Michelle would approve of; on the other hand, American children do not approve of Michelle-approved school lunches. There is also a list of best dresses for your 20s, 30s, and 40s (life stops after 49?); not surprisingly, I never possessed even one of the recommended garments. And last, but not least: more reasons to eat chocolate - the biggest of which is you eat whatever the heck you want (in moderation), and enjoy!
Coffee this morning in my Dalmatians mug.
The biggest buzz this morning - the fashions from the Emmys; the not so huge buzz - how many people at the Emmys admitted to planning to vote for Romney. Another horrible line from the Emmys - Mad Men got 17 nominations and no Emmy - my heart bleeds borsch. Jo Rowling is selling her house in Edinburgh for only a few mil - any takers? I mean, she did write the last HPs in there! Then there is a list of best sandwiches in the US - none of them looks like parteigenosse Michelle would approve of; on the other hand, American children do not approve of Michelle-approved school lunches. There is also a list of best dresses for your 20s, 30s, and 40s (life stops after 49?); not surprisingly, I never possessed even one of the recommended garments. And last, but not least: more reasons to eat chocolate - the biggest of which is you eat whatever the heck you want (in moderation), and enjoy!
Coffee this morning in my Dalmatians mug.
MORNING UPDATE, September 30, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Happy Erev Succot! George is sleeping in the cat house; Curry is sleeping in the kitchen in anticipation of chicken.
Jo Rowling's new book - for adults!!- just came out; some say to "mixed reviews", and some say to "rave reviews"; I am reserving my review till I feel like reading it. Presidential debates are trending at #7 - really? They generated that much excitement? Natalie Portman went blond recently - that being the front page news I understand, but the debates? Fe! And Christie's is preparing a big Bond action in honor of Bond's 50th anniversary - heck, has it been that long? I feel old. And Brice Willis is trending at #1 because of his weight loss!! Oh, for effs sake! In the same vein, people who are retiring are not taking into account the cost of extra meals out - because, hey, they have all the time in the world to eat out! But they should definitely watch out for enviros, whose tireless efforts are constantly driving up the cost of food, and, of course, the food police with parteigenosse Michelle in the lead. And killer whales got playful somewhere off the coast of Mexico - stole some product from the cartels, or just got some?
Coffee this morning in my Disney Bean Bag mug with Mickey and Minnie - not to be confused to Disney Bean Bag mug with the Seven Dwarfs.
Jo Rowling's new book - for adults!!- just came out; some say to "mixed reviews", and some say to "rave reviews"; I am reserving my review till I feel like reading it. Presidential debates are trending at #7 - really? They generated that much excitement? Natalie Portman went blond recently - that being the front page news I understand, but the debates? Fe! And Christie's is preparing a big Bond action in honor of Bond's 50th anniversary - heck, has it been that long? I feel old. And Brice Willis is trending at #1 because of his weight loss!! Oh, for effs sake! In the same vein, people who are retiring are not taking into account the cost of extra meals out - because, hey, they have all the time in the world to eat out! But they should definitely watch out for enviros, whose tireless efforts are constantly driving up the cost of food, and, of course, the food police with parteigenosse Michelle in the lead. And killer whales got playful somewhere off the coast of Mexico - stole some product from the cartels, or just got some?
Coffee this morning in my Disney Bean Bag mug with Mickey and Minnie - not to be confused to Disney Bean Bag mug with the Seven Dwarfs.
MORNING UPDATE, October 17, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather promises to be nice for this time of the year.
Happy Rosh Chodesh Cheshvan! Ladies, please remind your spouses that they got another chance to give you Rosh Chodesh present and do the household chores (engaged men get to practice with gift-giving as well). According to CNN pole, Romney won another debate last night - Yahoo disagrees. Jo Rowling admitted that she does not like fantasy and sci-fi books - neither do I, her book being a rare exception. Victoria's Secret unveiled their latest million bucks lingerie set - let the salivating for both men and women begin! Ashton Kutcher is trending at #3 because of his public romance with Mila Kunis, while he is still technically married to Demi - oh, for effs sake! Why is this so bloody shocking? Most expensive zip code in the country still belongs to Manhattan - UES, naturally; go us! And the 3 highest paid women in entertainment: #3 - Taylor Swift; #2 - Britney Spears; and #1 - Oprah (which proves what a racist and female-hating country we are). And Gap chickened out and pulled their "Manifest Destiny" t-shirts, because the slogan is supposed to represent America's white supremacist tendencies - which, I am sure, was a big surprise to about 90% of American blacks who value history oh so damn much, never mind the American Destiny! It looks like Benny drunk milk from Chivas glass again - but this time it was a full-fat one.
Coffee this morning in my green Yves Rocher mug.
Happy Rosh Chodesh Cheshvan! Ladies, please remind your spouses that they got another chance to give you Rosh Chodesh present and do the household chores (engaged men get to practice with gift-giving as well). According to CNN pole, Romney won another debate last night - Yahoo disagrees. Jo Rowling admitted that she does not like fantasy and sci-fi books - neither do I, her book being a rare exception. Victoria's Secret unveiled their latest million bucks lingerie set - let the salivating for both men and women begin! Ashton Kutcher is trending at #3 because of his public romance with Mila Kunis, while he is still technically married to Demi - oh, for effs sake! Why is this so bloody shocking? Most expensive zip code in the country still belongs to Manhattan - UES, naturally; go us! And the 3 highest paid women in entertainment: #3 - Taylor Swift; #2 - Britney Spears; and #1 - Oprah (which proves what a racist and female-hating country we are). And Gap chickened out and pulled their "Manifest Destiny" t-shirts, because the slogan is supposed to represent America's white supremacist tendencies - which, I am sure, was a big surprise to about 90% of American blacks who value history oh so damn much, never mind the American Destiny! It looks like Benny drunk milk from Chivas glass again - but this time it was a full-fat one.
Coffee this morning in my green Yves Rocher mug.
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