The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!
Showing posts with label #CameronDiaz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #CameronDiaz. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 24, 2020

MORNING UPDATE, June 20, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! Here comes triple H!! To all of you complainers who whined about not having summer weather and put a jinx on the good stuff we had - sending some muggle-hating wizards along your way! 

Our fair city is now #3 as bed bug infested - Philly takes number one spot; this is what happens when you outlaw stuff that fights pests of the animal variety and allow pests of the human variety from barbarian places to occupy us with impunity. Johnny Depp split with his long time girlfriend - my heart bleeds borsch, as usual. Kid Rock is scheduled to perform at the Republican National Convention - depending on your political views, begin to support or boycott. The new trailer for the second Breaking Dawn came out - watch out for shrieking and fainting teens. Plus, it looks like Kristen Stewart's asking price is higher than Cameron Diaz's, Sandra Bullock's, and Angelina Jolie's - well, as long as the young whipper snapper would refrain from offering political advice, bad mouth our country, or promote envirowacoism - more power to her. 

Coffee this morning in my white Target glass.

Tuesday, June 23, 2020

MORNING UPDATE, August 30, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! Curry is running all over the place hunting something or someone. 

Katie Couric is trending at #1 - more yellow journalism and attacks on conservative women to deliver? Also very important are reports on Cameron Diaz and her legs, which are fabulous even in casual outfits - don't remember which one of my guy friends are leg men. Hundreds of pigeons mysteriously disappeared over North East of England - people visiting this region, please be careful while consuming chicken pies. And it looks like there are many ways to order scotch - while sober, tipsy, drunk, and very drunk? Michael Jackson is trending at #4: his fans are celebrating his birthday - how many crazies are running loose, I want to know. And bad news for Justin Bieber - he reached a 100 in Klout score, but now fell to 90 - below Barak Obama; his number of Twitter followers is also second to Lady Gaga - sheesh, poor guy can't catch a break!