Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! Here comes triple H!! To all of you complainers who whined about not having summer weather and put a jinx on the good stuff we had - sending some muggle-hating wizards along your way!
Our fair city is now #3 as bed bug infested - Philly takes number one spot; this is what happens when you outlaw stuff that fights pests of the animal variety and allow pests of the human variety from barbarian places to occupy us with impunity. Johnny Depp split with his long time girlfriend - my heart bleeds borsch, as usual. Kid Rock is scheduled to perform at the Republican National Convention - depending on your political views, begin to support or boycott. The new trailer for the second Breaking Dawn came out - watch out for shrieking and fainting teens. Plus, it looks like Kristen Stewart's asking price is higher than Cameron Diaz's, Sandra Bullock's, and Angelina Jolie's - well, as long as the young whipper snapper would refrain from offering political advice, bad mouth our country, or promote envirowacoism - more power to her.
Coffee this morning in my white Target glass.
Showing posts with label #Twilight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #Twilight. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 24, 2020
MORNING UPDATE, July 13, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! I realized yesterday that I decided to impersonate Professor Horatio Smith and lost Thursday.
New Twilight footage was released - stand by for hordes of swooning teen girls. Katie Holmes stepped out in leather pants and high heels - stand by for hordes of swooning middle-aged men. Demi Moor's real name is Demetria - the said piece of knowledge is much more useful to modern youth than the understanding of The Bill of Rights. Jolie twins turned 4 yesterday and already well traveled - at least they traveled on their parents' dime, unlike Malia and Sasha, who are well traveled on ours. Justin Bieber earned less than Taylor Swift - I guess he should have kept his long hair. Giant sinkhole near Colorado mountain turned out to be caused by a rail road tunnel that was abandoned more than 100 years ago - I shudder to think what damage Comrade Obama's garbage will cause 100 years hence. Fastest cars for 2013 are Bugatti, Ferrari, and Dodge - I still prefer Hammers and Jaguars; color me strange.
New Twilight footage was released - stand by for hordes of swooning teen girls. Katie Holmes stepped out in leather pants and high heels - stand by for hordes of swooning middle-aged men. Demi Moor's real name is Demetria - the said piece of knowledge is much more useful to modern youth than the understanding of The Bill of Rights. Jolie twins turned 4 yesterday and already well traveled - at least they traveled on their parents' dime, unlike Malia and Sasha, who are well traveled on ours. Justin Bieber earned less than Taylor Swift - I guess he should have kept his long hair. Giant sinkhole near Colorado mountain turned out to be caused by a rail road tunnel that was abandoned more than 100 years ago - I shudder to think what damage Comrade Obama's garbage will cause 100 years hence. Fastest cars for 2013 are Bugatti, Ferrari, and Dodge - I still prefer Hammers and Jaguars; color me strange.
Tuesday, June 23, 2020
MORNING UPDATE, September 19, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! Hope everyone had a great Rosh Hashana! Plus, not knowing what is happening in the world for two days - priceless! I also had an interesting guest: a Russian girl who came here to celebrate at the Kaballah Center in the city, with Madonna and Ashton Kutcher - since when is Ashton Kutcher into Kaballah? On the side note, she loved my cats, and Curry slept with her.
Twihards, rejoice - there are rumors of Kristen and R-Patz reuniting! According to Bobby Flay, the ultimate burger is supposed to be made from a lean ground chuck - provided the average citizen can still afford any kind of beef after 4 years of BHO rule, two of which consisted of completely unchecked Democrat powerfast; plus, I think parteigenosse Michelle disapproves of burgers as being unhealthy. And Nemo, otherwise known as orange clownfish, is in danger of extinction due to global warming - the real danger to the global warming deniers' careers and sometimes their lives was on the agenda.
No coffee mug update due to no coffee due to fast. If you are fasting today, hope it is easy and meaningful.
Twihards, rejoice - there are rumors of Kristen and R-Patz reuniting! According to Bobby Flay, the ultimate burger is supposed to be made from a lean ground chuck - provided the average citizen can still afford any kind of beef after 4 years of BHO rule, two of which consisted of completely unchecked Democrat powerfast; plus, I think parteigenosse Michelle disapproves of burgers as being unhealthy. And Nemo, otherwise known as orange clownfish, is in danger of extinction due to global warming - the real danger to the global warming deniers' careers and sometimes their lives was on the agenda.
No coffee mug update due to no coffee due to fast. If you are fasting today, hope it is easy and meaningful.
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