MORNING UPDATE, June 20, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! Here comes triple H!! To all of you complainers who whined about not having summer weather and put a jinx on the good stuff we had - sending some muggle-hating wizards along your way! 

Our fair city is now #3 as bed bug infested - Philly takes number one spot; this is what happens when you outlaw stuff that fights pests of the animal variety and allow pests of the human variety from barbarian places to occupy us with impunity. Johnny Depp split with his long time girlfriend - my heart bleeds borsch, as usual. Kid Rock is scheduled to perform at the Republican National Convention - depending on your political views, begin to support or boycott. The new trailer for the second Breaking Dawn came out - watch out for shrieking and fainting teens. Plus, it looks like Kristen Stewart's asking price is higher than Cameron Diaz's, Sandra Bullock's, and Angelina Jolie's - well, as long as the young whipper snapper would refrain from offering political advice, bad mouth our country, or promote envirowacoism - more power to her. 

Coffee this morning in my white Target glass.

MORNING UPDATE, October 26, 2912

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather looks nicer than yesterday - yippee!! 

Presidential polls are trending at #1 - now I am really surprised! Kirsten Stewart was "sporting a youthful look" - she is in her 20s, for effs sake! What other look is she supposed to be sporting? Katy Perry was singing for Obama in a "tight voting ballot dress" - are you going to pay your fair share, Katy? Experts were trying to figure out how much is Earth worth (all the resources, that is) - did they figure out how much damage human idiocy does to it? And no more news about Biel/Timberlake nuptials - how disappointing! 

Coffee this morning in my huge yellow Winnie the Pooh mug.