Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday!
Our Dear Idiot Mayor now decided to force-promote breast feeding - no peep from the so-called protectors of women's rights, the right to choose, etc. The rumor is that Emma Watson is going to star in the movie version of 50 shades - good bye, Hermione, brilliant, compassionate, valiant witch; hello...well, whatever. US and China both have 17 medals so far, but China leads us in gold - come on, more Star Spangled Banner, please! "Jada Pinkett Smith defies her age in bikini" - big whoop; anyone can do that - just put on bikini. Matrix director is now a woman - I guess he/she/it is hiding from the angry fans, especially after the third movie. And then there are sighs of man genuinely liking you and having feelings for you - undecided on the validity of this one. And police and DEA intercepted a delivery of drugs into the UN building - I will not utter another word against DEA if they just evict the entire UN out of our country ( they can keep the confiscated coke for the "after" celebration).
Showing posts with label #EmmaWatson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #EmmaWatson. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 24, 2020
MORNING UPDATE, August 1, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday!
Olympics, of course, are dominating everyone's preoccupation - USA got more medals than China, but less gold...Oh, come on, gals and guys! Emma Watson said that the rumors about 50 shades are totally false - yay, Hermione!? Daniel Craig was spotted together with his wife, Rachel Weisz, which is supposedly a rare occurrence - did not even know those two were married to each other. Kobe Bryant's wife is mad after pictures of her shirtless hubby surrounded by groupies surfaced on the net - ah, lady, you are married to Koby Bryant, for effs sake! And Miley shared her "bedhead" photo - big whoop! I am sure she looked just as disheveled as any other woman first thing in the morning (unless it was an attempt to convince us that she is "one of us", in which case she failed, together with parteigenosse Michelle).
Olympics, of course, are dominating everyone's preoccupation - USA got more medals than China, but less gold...Oh, come on, gals and guys! Emma Watson said that the rumors about 50 shades are totally false - yay, Hermione!? Daniel Craig was spotted together with his wife, Rachel Weisz, which is supposedly a rare occurrence - did not even know those two were married to each other. Kobe Bryant's wife is mad after pictures of her shirtless hubby surrounded by groupies surfaced on the net - ah, lady, you are married to Koby Bryant, for effs sake! And Miley shared her "bedhead" photo - big whoop! I am sure she looked just as disheveled as any other woman first thing in the morning (unless it was an attempt to convince us that she is "one of us", in which case she failed, together with parteigenosse Michelle).
Tuesday, June 23, 2020
MORNING UPDATE, September 27, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday!
Babies are dominating the news: Snooki's baby is trending at #4, and Kourtney Kardashian's baby weight is at #2 - fascinating, simply fascinating! Jessica Alba's haircut is at #7 - our priorities are straight! Prince Harry is also floating around the breaking news - because nobody else gets naked in Vegas. And speaking of Brits and stupidity - Emma Watson has a collection of about 20 Bibles: gifts from religious idiots seriously concerned with witchcraft and its deadly influence on the young minds. Men shared their creative ways of saying I love you - how about just not being a jackass at least half the time? That would proclaim his love like no chocolates or perfume ever would. Another lengthy list - what to bring to college and what to skip; well, brain protection against liberal brainwashing from the professors and strong hide to withstand the tolerance of liberal students - that should top any freshman's list.
Babies are dominating the news: Snooki's baby is trending at #4, and Kourtney Kardashian's baby weight is at #2 - fascinating, simply fascinating! Jessica Alba's haircut is at #7 - our priorities are straight! Prince Harry is also floating around the breaking news - because nobody else gets naked in Vegas. And speaking of Brits and stupidity - Emma Watson has a collection of about 20 Bibles: gifts from religious idiots seriously concerned with witchcraft and its deadly influence on the young minds. Men shared their creative ways of saying I love you - how about just not being a jackass at least half the time? That would proclaim his love like no chocolates or perfume ever would. Another lengthy list - what to bring to college and what to skip; well, brain protection against liberal brainwashing from the professors and strong hide to withstand the tolerance of liberal students - that should top any freshman's list.
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