Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Happy Erev Succot! George is sleeping in the cat house; Curry is sleeping in the kitchen in anticipation of chicken.
Jo Rowling's new book - for adults!!- just came out; some say to "mixed reviews", and some say to "rave reviews"; I am reserving my review till I feel like reading it. Presidential debates are trending at #7 - really? They generated that much excitement? Natalie Portman went blond recently - that being the front page news I understand, but the debates? Fe! And Christie's is preparing a big Bond action in honor of Bond's 50th anniversary - heck, has it been that long? I feel old. And Brice Willis is trending at #1 because of his weight loss!! Oh, for effs sake! In the same vein, people who are retiring are not taking into account the cost of extra meals out - because, hey, they have all the time in the world to eat out! But they should definitely watch out for enviros, whose tireless efforts are constantly driving up the cost of food, and, of course, the food police with parteigenosse Michelle in the lead. And killer whales got playful somewhere off the coast of Mexico - stole some product from the cartels, or just got some?
Coffee this morning in my Disney Bean Bag mug with Mickey and Minnie - not to be confused to Disney Bean Bag mug with the Seven Dwarfs.
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Tuesday, February 19, 2019
MORNING UPDATE, October 5, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! Happy Third Day Chol Hamoed! The weather finally rocks and beacons!
The big news 2 days after Obama's wonderful performance at the debate is the unemployment rate falling below 8% (first time in 44 months!!) - I wonder how many people were cut from the unemployment benefits to get to this magical number. Charlize Theron is trending at #1 because her childhood home appears to be cursed - just like the rest of the South Africa, which allowed barbarians to come to power. Birth control is trending at #5, due to the variety of it - please, please inform the so-called inner city black community and the occupying illegals of this very cost-effective bounty. Christina Hendricks is trending at # 3 due to (what else) her figure - of, for effs sake! Yes, she looks like a woman, thank Gd! Next! And it turns out that JFK was the biggest fan of James Bond - figures; both were drunks and pathological womanizers; the only difference - one was invincible, and the other was not. And an emu stopped traffic in Florida because he was running on a busy highway in search of a mate - typical male behavior; this one was just cuter than my usual dates.
Coffee this morning in my funky glass cappuccino mug; Benny's ice cold fat free milk in Chivas glass.
The big news 2 days after Obama's wonderful performance at the debate is the unemployment rate falling below 8% (first time in 44 months!!) - I wonder how many people were cut from the unemployment benefits to get to this magical number. Charlize Theron is trending at #1 because her childhood home appears to be cursed - just like the rest of the South Africa, which allowed barbarians to come to power. Birth control is trending at #5, due to the variety of it - please, please inform the so-called inner city black community and the occupying illegals of this very cost-effective bounty. Christina Hendricks is trending at # 3 due to (what else) her figure - of, for effs sake! Yes, she looks like a woman, thank Gd! Next! And it turns out that JFK was the biggest fan of James Bond - figures; both were drunks and pathological womanizers; the only difference - one was invincible, and the other was not. And an emu stopped traffic in Florida because he was running on a busy highway in search of a mate - typical male behavior; this one was just cuter than my usual dates.
Coffee this morning in my funky glass cappuccino mug; Benny's ice cold fat free milk in Chivas glass.
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