Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather is hovering in the low 70, which for me during June is rocking!
George Clooney took time off his busy schedule of campaigning for Comrade Barak Hussein to whisk his current girlfriend to his love nest in Italy. A couple of tortoise had to be separated after 115 years as she started biting his shell and the aphrodisiacs did not work. R-Patz hates to be called R-Patz - my heart goes out to him! Charlize Theron shaved her head for a role - can she insert some working brain in the process? Casey Anthony is reading Hunger Games - and this interests me how? And this breaking piece of news just in - French women are much better at planning their meals than the American ones; I would really love to see their meal planning wisdom at work when they will be forced to work as hard as us.
Coffee this morning in my striped Target glass.
Showing posts with label #CharlizeTheron. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #CharlizeTheron. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 24, 2020
MORNING UPDATE, July 23, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday!
There is world's tiniest house that is 1 sq ft and accommodates one person - I guess for enviro waco bachelor. Our dear mockery of a President visited Colorado - where is the spittoon when you need one? And there are "myths about saving gas" - bio fuels being the first of them. And then there are dorm room essentials - cleanliness, for some reason, is not on the list. And Charlize Theron is "not embarrassed of nudity" - another one we could really be proud of. Bangladesh is the largest country to never win an Olympic medal - and that should bother me why?
There is world's tiniest house that is 1 sq ft and accommodates one person - I guess for enviro waco bachelor. Our dear mockery of a President visited Colorado - where is the spittoon when you need one? And there are "myths about saving gas" - bio fuels being the first of them. And then there are dorm room essentials - cleanliness, for some reason, is not on the list. And Charlize Theron is "not embarrassed of nudity" - another one we could really be proud of. Bangladesh is the largest country to never win an Olympic medal - and that should bother me why?
Tuesday, February 19, 2019
MORNING UPDATE, October 5, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! Happy Third Day Chol Hamoed! The weather finally rocks and beacons!
The big news 2 days after Obama's wonderful performance at the debate is the unemployment rate falling below 8% (first time in 44 months!!) - I wonder how many people were cut from the unemployment benefits to get to this magical number. Charlize Theron is trending at #1 because her childhood home appears to be cursed - just like the rest of the South Africa, which allowed barbarians to come to power. Birth control is trending at #5, due to the variety of it - please, please inform the so-called inner city black community and the occupying illegals of this very cost-effective bounty. Christina Hendricks is trending at # 3 due to (what else) her figure - of, for effs sake! Yes, she looks like a woman, thank Gd! Next! And it turns out that JFK was the biggest fan of James Bond - figures; both were drunks and pathological womanizers; the only difference - one was invincible, and the other was not. And an emu stopped traffic in Florida because he was running on a busy highway in search of a mate - typical male behavior; this one was just cuter than my usual dates.
Coffee this morning in my funky glass cappuccino mug; Benny's ice cold fat free milk in Chivas glass.
The big news 2 days after Obama's wonderful performance at the debate is the unemployment rate falling below 8% (first time in 44 months!!) - I wonder how many people were cut from the unemployment benefits to get to this magical number. Charlize Theron is trending at #1 because her childhood home appears to be cursed - just like the rest of the South Africa, which allowed barbarians to come to power. Birth control is trending at #5, due to the variety of it - please, please inform the so-called inner city black community and the occupying illegals of this very cost-effective bounty. Christina Hendricks is trending at # 3 due to (what else) her figure - of, for effs sake! Yes, she looks like a woman, thank Gd! Next! And it turns out that JFK was the biggest fan of James Bond - figures; both were drunks and pathological womanizers; the only difference - one was invincible, and the other was not. And an emu stopped traffic in Florida because he was running on a busy highway in search of a mate - typical male behavior; this one was just cuter than my usual dates.
Coffee this morning in my funky glass cappuccino mug; Benny's ice cold fat free milk in Chivas glass.
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