Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! The weather is nice, even if a bit rainy. George is getting to be extra whiny; right now he finally quieted down on Baby Bro's bed. Sniff was extra frisky, ran all other the place, collided with my Parisian dancer Barbie, sat in the bathtub for a bit, picked up a few fights with his roommate, and is finally winding down on my bed.
As of today I am the only person I know who is immune to the Candy Crash Saga addiction.
Barbarians arriving in our fair city really need a crash course on how to behave on the subway; the same goes for the local grown barbarians.
Breaking news of the hour: at least 12 people have been gunned down in Washington, DC - expect the anti-gun lobby slither out into the sun in 5, 4, 3...
Of course, that's not what's trending at #1, oh no. The person trending at @1 is Bill Cosby - because he was talking about "black culture"; the biggest oxymoron in the American history, right before "equal opportunity employer".
Trending at #2 are Nick and Vanessa Lachey, who are celebrating their son's first birthday - aw, happy birthday, little guy!
Trending at #4 is January Jones, who is NOT dating Miley's fiance - phew, a load off our shoulders!
Iran wants to send a Persian cat into space - why don't they just space their fanatical mullahs and be done with it?
Some network or other got an exclusive with Lamar Odom's mistress - a journalistic scoop of the century, that one is.
Bill Gates is once again the richest man in the world at 72 billion USD - take that, Mexico!
Bieber decided to give coronaries to some die hard Batman fans - he posted a picture on Instagram alluding that he might be getting a part of Robin in the forthcoming Batman vs. Superman movie - really cruel joke played on the geeks, man, really cruel!
Prince Phillip finally got to meet Georgie - aw, how sweet!
Also, Kate's new biography claims that she was a complete tomboy - well, she grew up.
Coffee this morning in my Aruba mug.
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Sunday, September 22, 2013
Friday, September 13, 2013
MORNING UPDATE - SEPTEMBER 12
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! The weather is blah, but, hopefully, this will be the last day of it.
Sniff is back in the cat house; this morning I woke up to him looking down at me like a Egyptian deity once more. George got a new batch of food (which actually smells like turkey) and keeps savoring it. He also got 3 new Amazon boxes to enjoy.
There was a street vendor on 47th Street selling arba minim - man, I love this country!
A few days ago I asked my roommate what the heck Tetris was, because I had no blinking idea. He demonstrated it to me, after which he ended up playing Tetris for about half a hour - man, am a a bad influence.
Currently trending at #1 is Powerball - because, hey, the last drawing was on 9/11, and that was very, very important.
Trending at #2 is January Jones - it looks like Miley's current fiance was January's boy friend at one point, and they were caught sexting. Oh, what a tangled web!
Trending at #4 is Abigail Breslin - because her current co-stars did not recognize her. Yea, I wouldn't have recognized her either, judging by the latest pictures.
"Wine Dangers for Women" - drinking an extra glass and forgetting what kind of jerks and mama's boys guys are?
The reason Dallas residents are the happiest in America might be because "their spiritual beliefs are a positive guiding force to them" - duh!!!
Charlie Sheen never graduated high school - which shows once again that working hard on your education does not pay.
Patrick Stewart tied the know this weekend, with Ian McKellan officiating - man, oh, man, this one I really wanted to see!
"Vatican's #2" was "hinting" that celibacy is "open for discussion" - how, um, enterprising of them.
Will is quitting his military career - well, good luck with fatherhood, your highness!
And, finally, his wife "stunned" at her first red carpet appearance after giving birth - well, I don't think people expected anything less of her.
Coffee this morning in my Disney Dalmatian Spots mug.
Sniff is back in the cat house; this morning I woke up to him looking down at me like a Egyptian deity once more. George got a new batch of food (which actually smells like turkey) and keeps savoring it. He also got 3 new Amazon boxes to enjoy.
There was a street vendor on 47th Street selling arba minim - man, I love this country!
A few days ago I asked my roommate what the heck Tetris was, because I had no blinking idea. He demonstrated it to me, after which he ended up playing Tetris for about half a hour - man, am a a bad influence.
Currently trending at #1 is Powerball - because, hey, the last drawing was on 9/11, and that was very, very important.
Trending at #2 is January Jones - it looks like Miley's current fiance was January's boy friend at one point, and they were caught sexting. Oh, what a tangled web!
Trending at #4 is Abigail Breslin - because her current co-stars did not recognize her. Yea, I wouldn't have recognized her either, judging by the latest pictures.
"Wine Dangers for Women" - drinking an extra glass and forgetting what kind of jerks and mama's boys guys are?
The reason Dallas residents are the happiest in America might be because "their spiritual beliefs are a positive guiding force to them" - duh!!!
Charlie Sheen never graduated high school - which shows once again that working hard on your education does not pay.
Patrick Stewart tied the know this weekend, with Ian McKellan officiating - man, oh, man, this one I really wanted to see!
"Vatican's #2" was "hinting" that celibacy is "open for discussion" - how, um, enterprising of them.
Will is quitting his military career - well, good luck with fatherhood, your highness!
And, finally, his wife "stunned" at her first red carpet appearance after giving birth - well, I don't think people expected anything less of her.
Coffee this morning in my Disney Dalmatian Spots mug.
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