MORNING UPDATE, August 5, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Shavua Tov! Wishing you a fantastic week filled with His blessings!

 Bloody Chinese commies are ahead of us by 2 medals again! But we have the same amount of gold, at least - come on, let's beat the commies! And Yale researches did a study on how commuters on public transportation try to avoid seatmates - another example of Ivy League idiocy; I could have given them the whole shebang for a very reasonable price. Jon Gosselin claims that he is penniless and can't pay child support - him and millions of other dead-beats in the country. The best way to save money on designer jeans is to buy them used - duh! but then you would wonder whose germs are hiding in them. And an "eccentric millionaire" from Holland just completed a replica of Noah's Ark, all to Bible's specs - he wanted to make Bible "more touchable" ...interesting, that...

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MORNING UPDATE, January 23, 2015

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather is pretty decent for a January Day - but the big storm is expected to hit our cost, because, you know, global warming and stuffs.
George refuses to eat turkey now - tuna is still OK. Sniff re-discovered my bed last night, but this morning he decided to relocate to his favorite radiator.
This morning I decided to balance my checkbook and pay my bills before coffee and brunch - I wonder if straight jackets come in lavender, my favorite color.
Crazy upstairs did a short version of her routine today - I wonder if she is OK.

Currently trending at #1 is Jon Gosselin - because he "scores DJ gig". Wow, who knew the dude was so multitalented!
Trending at #2 is Kendall Jenner - because she "shows off some serious leg". Oh, come on! Since when are we so Victorian-minded as to swoon over some girl's legs? Plus, hers look pretty good, but I have seen better on the subway - and those were not airbrushed and/or photoshopped.
Trending at #3 is Kerry Washington - because she "could only trust" Louboutin's shoes when she was pregnant. Nice to know that those shoes are so "balanced" - will have to speak to the management about adding a book about Louboutin heels to our pregnancy section.
Katy Perry, on the other hand, went to the LA Fashion Awards in all pink outfit that included bubblegum pink Adidas' classic Duramo slides - OK, if a celebrity shows up in flip flops anywhere, I can sue for copyright infringement.
Here is another interesting tidbit - according to the study conducted by the University of Pennsylvania, "an individual’s Twitter behavior is a better predictor of coronary heart-disease than “smoking, diabetes, income and education — combined.” Wow, I am speechless!

Coffee this morning in my Get A Grip mug.