MORNING UPDATE - SEPTEMBER 22

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Moadim L'Simcha! Happy Second Day of Chol Hamoed! The weather rocks! 
Happy 25th Anniversary to my family! 25 years in this wonderful country!
Feline companions were extra frisky over the Holidays - George kept demanding his due, and Sniff kept running all over the place and emitting battle cries. Now they are both quietly sleeping - Sniff in the cat house, and George on my bed.
Happy Belated Birthday to Hermione Granger Weasley!
My e-mail keeps bombarding me with offers for the singles over 50 - ah, go to hell and stay there!
FB, on the other hand, keeps suggesting that I join a group called "Frum Divorce" - Zuck, I was never married, you crazy bastard!
Currently trending at #1 is Mila Kunis - because she is "tiring of divorce drama"; well, how about not messing up with a married guy next time - even if, according to their former co-star Laura Prepon, he was her first kiss? And if they were so hung up on each other, why did Ashton marry someone else? Sowing wild oats?
Fergie and Josh Duhamel are still in the top ten after they shared the pictures of their baby a few days ago - I guess the baby was extra cute.
According to some journalists, during her latest performance Miley proved once again that she got a lot of talent - for some reason, she still had to do it half naked.
Rihanna is trending at #5 because she posed with "protected primates" in Thailand, after which local police arrested people for allegedly "peddling protected primates" - nice going, Rihanna!
It looks like a lot of fans didn't want R-Patz as Edward because of his bushy eyebrows - like, seriously?!! That's so easily corrected!
"Carbs that are good for you" - oh, for pete's sake, give me a break, will you?!! Food is good for you, period! Just eat a variety of it and don't overeat.
"4 Reasons Chocolate is Good For Your Health" - only 4?!! Hang those researchers if they don't come up with at least 10!
Coffee this morning in my striped glass from Target.

MORNING UPDATE - SEPTEMBER 17

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! The weather is fantastic! George is getting impossible in his old age: apparently, now you have to mix his food with a bit of water and mush it up for him; plus, his plate has to be just so and not so. Also, he gave us a bit of a scare yesterday as we could not locate him for a few hours - turns out he managed to hide himself really well in my room. Sniff is extra frisky (due probably to the good weather); he runs around like crazy all the time and issues his battle cry more than normal.
The crazy upstairs is up to her usual.
Thanks to my romance reading, I am learning more about diamonds - as had no idea before what Asscher cut diamond is.
Today is a very special day for me: the fourth Hebrew anniversary of being hit by a bus and getting up with only light bruises. Thank you, Father!!
As we all know, yesterday there was a deadly shooting in DC.
Today is Constitution Day.
Does either show in top ten? If you answered no, you get a gold star.
Trending at #1 is someone called Kim Zolciak - no idea who that one is. The reason she is so popular right now is because she showed off her "baby bump in tiny bikini". Congratulations! Now that everyone have seen it, the world can spin on its axis again.
Trending at #5 is Gold-plated Lamborghini - no comment.
Trending at #7 is Jaden Smith, because he "Finds Wisdom In Everybody Dropping Out Of School" - I am sure that's the message black youth of today is desperate for.
Speaking of which, Mark Wahlberg turned out to be another celebrity who never finished high school - sort of explains the general high IQ of the modern day Hollywood and their political "activism".
In the news of fashion: Timberlands are making a comeback due to Rihanna, Kanye, and Khloe K. - at least this accomplishment is harmless.
Brad Pitt finally got a decent haircut and a shave - about time! Congratulations!
"The secrets behind Shakira's famous hips" - spare me!
Take out your hankies, people - Miley and Liam are no longer engaged, sob, sob!
Another celeb couple shared their baby's pictures with the world - this time it's Fergie and Josh Duhamel. Shame on me - I totally forgot that they were hitched to each other.
"Justin Bieber unlikely to star in Batman vs. Superman" - rejoice, oh geeks!
Coffee this morning in my black glass from Target.