The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!
Showing posts with label #MatthewMcConaughey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #MatthewMcConaughey. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 24, 2020

MORNING UPDATE, June 11, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! The weather is supposed to hover below 80 this week - thank Gd for that! 

Matthew McConaughey is off the market - aw, mazal tov to him and condolences to his female fans. Madagascar 3 got more money over weekend than Prometheus - people wanted to go to the movies with kiddies? Watergate reporters return with a new story claiming that Nixon's White House was much worse than previously believed - have they checked the present occupant? Another ladies mag - this time Lucky - claims that the outfit the guys love most on a woman is jeans with white t-shirt; did you hear that, non-believers who criticized my wardrobe?!! A professor from Columbia and Nobel Laureate (of course) published a new book claiming that American Dream is a myth - dear professor, could you please, please, please relocate to my step-mama country and apply for the job at Moscow University? 

Coffee this morning in my black Target mug.

Tuesday, June 23, 2020

MORNING UPDATE, August 28, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! Both of my cats, for reasons knows only to them, love to spend time in the bathroom and sit in the bathtub - go figure. 

Katy Perry's hair color is trending at #2 - well, hair and color are important, especially during the election year. Prince Harry is at #6: this time the question is as to the cost to the British taxpayers - big deal; just think about the cost of Obama family vacations to the American taxpayers - Brits got it on the cheep. At #1 is Dr. Phil's antique car that was stolen from the auto shop - for shame, steeling man's wheels! Christina Aguilera's skintight dress and pink hair are also on the minds of a lot of people - because this happened for the first time and she is the only one to ever do it. And there was a discussion on the Today about the vacation places to go and rejuvenate, and a place in Spain was mentioned: macrobiotic food and no coffee or sugar - what the heck kind of vacation is this without coffee or sugar, for effs sake?!! And last, but not least: Matthew McConaughey and his family were strolling along the Hudson on Sunday - heck, they took the idea from me! Am a blessed genius at family outings!