MORNING UPDATE, June 29, 2012

Hello, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! Last week I was dared to post  half an hour before Shabat - this is the best I can do;) Triple H is here - who was it again who was complaining on Tuesday that it was cold? MTA keeps adding elevators to train stations - for the convenience of lazy asses who push in in front of elderly, disabled, and people with strollers; and there is only one segment of population doing it that's local; the rest of them are invading barbarians. 

Holmes and Cruise are splitting up - I guess nothing is worth the life with a crackpot Scientologist. Sharon Stone turned heads in some kinds of crazy top, and other celebrities turned heads in short shorts - I guess heat wave is affecting them as well. And there is a bottle of cabernet on the market that's worth 168 Gs - here is to good drinking. And Adele is pregnant - mazal tov! Shabat Shalom, peeps!

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MORNING UPDATE, July 1, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Shavua Tov! Wishing all of you fantastic week filled with His blessings! "Fantastic" weather for the whole week - gosh, do I hate summers! By the way, Stop and Shop seltzer was on sale in cans - up yours, enviro wacos! 

Interesting study just in - as soon as the woman attached to Tom Cruise turns 33, she splits up with him - any connection to the late jc? Maybe he should just marry an old hag and be done with it? And in the wind of this, here is another interesting tidbit - new trend for "man-gagement" rings; which proves that some of us still have money to waste, which, I guess, is good. And then there are "top 10 lies men tell women" - only 10? And, speaking of money, there are instructions of how to buy your own private island - is it going to be big enough to deport all the America hating bastards from this country? Let them sit there and have their socialist commune with free healthcare, fresh organic food, zero environmental impact, no greed, no money, and no military - ah, the dreams...

MORNING UPDATE, July 24, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! Happy Birthday to Amelia Earhart! 

People who are looking for peace and quiet are recommended to avoid Coney Island - no kidding! Tom Cruise's son is sporting a new mohawk - we really needed to know that. Olympic beach volleyball players might have to ditch the bikinis and cover up - surprisingly, not because of our shirking cousins, but because it is too cold in London to play otherwise. And Kutcher and Kunis were caught kissing, despite their protestations of being a couple - aw...And last, but not least - Maria Carey has replaced J. Lo on the "Idol" - another stop the presses moment.

MORNING UPDATE, September 4, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! The remnants of Isaac are supposed to hit our neck of woods and spoil our over-wise usually magnificent weather for most of the week. 

Betty White is trending at #1 right now, because it looks like libtarts want her at their convention - at least this one should be funny haha, not funny stupid idiot. And the new study is out, claiming that shelling out on organic food would not significantly reduce your exposure to pesticides or increase the nutritional value - thanks, I would have told you that one for the fraction of the cost of this study. And the speculation continues as to which actresses auditioned to be Tom Cruise's wife - I guess Scientology shidduch system sucks as much as ours. Then there was another report on Beyoncé's life as a mom - because she is the only one in the world who has a newborn daughter I guess; needless to say, their disgusting antics at the hospital are promptly forgotten. And a huge nude land sculpture is due to be unveiled in the North of England - waiting with baited breath for the tolerant reaction of our first cousins. 

Coffee this morning in my green Target mug.

MORNING UPDATE, October 29, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! The winds are howling, and the rain is beginning to pelt down. Curry relocated to my room for the duration of the storm, and is currently snoring in the cat house.

Trending at #2 right now is Jennifer Aniston's dress - the half-naked one she wore for a date with her fiancé; gratifying to know that people's priorities remain in place. Salma Hayek's earrings (worth only one mil) are currently at #1 - wow. Kim Kardashian claimed that she is not afraid of the hurricane, dressed up as a mermaid, and went partying with her boyfriend - on behalf of United States, apologies to the mermaids everywhere. The prowler arrested in Tom Cruise's house turned out to be Tom's neighbour - interesting neighbourhood...Then there is a long list of candies that are not good for kids - oh, for effs sake! Let the kids enjoy the stupid holiday - and their childhood! 

Coffee this morning in my personalized mug from WB NY store - gosh, I miss that place!