MORNING UPDATE, October 17, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather promises to be nice for this time of the year. 

Happy Rosh Chodesh Cheshvan! Ladies, please remind your spouses that they got another chance to give you Rosh Chodesh present and do the household chores (engaged men get to practice with gift-giving as well). According to CNN pole, Romney won another debate last night - Yahoo disagrees. Jo Rowling admitted that she does not like fantasy and sci-fi books - neither do I, her book being a rare exception. Victoria's Secret unveiled their latest million bucks lingerie set - let the salivating for both men and women begin! Ashton Kutcher is trending at #3 because of his public romance with Mila Kunis, while he is still technically married to Demi - oh, for effs sake! Why is this so bloody shocking? Most expensive zip code in the country still belongs to Manhattan - UES, naturally; go us! And the 3 highest paid women in entertainment: #3 - Taylor Swift; #2 - Britney Spears; and #1 - Oprah (which proves what a racist and female-hating country we are). And Gap chickened out and pulled their "Manifest Destiny" t-shirts, because the slogan is supposed to represent America's white supremacist tendencies - which, I am sure, was a big surprise to about 90% of American blacks who value history oh so damn much, never mind the American Destiny! It looks like Benny drunk milk from Chivas glass again - but this time it was a full-fat one. 

Coffee this morning in my green Yves Rocher mug.

MORNING UPDATE, October 19, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather stinks slightly. 

Charlie Sheen is no longer a highest paying actor, which mantle he lost to no other than Ashton Kutcher; so, repeated drunken meltdowns are severely punished by the entertainment industry - unlike the repeated anti-American propaganda, sympathy to the terrorists, and treason. The First Lady of North Korea has not been seen for more than 40 days - since when is the disappearance of anyone in North Korea newsworthy? Rosie O'Donnell wants to renovate Honey Boo Boo's home - aw! Since when is she so concerned with the plight of the red necks? Is it because Honey Boo Boo endorsed comrade Hussein's candidacy? And Victoria's Secret has come under fire for "rampant airbrushing" - oh, give me a break! Guys don't care! And, surprise, surprise - a lot of women actually want gift cards for the Holidays, and guys just won't give them - I guess I do belong to the majority of women, after all. And, as it turns out, the owner of the Venetian in Vegas, along with the Marriott Group, both donated big bucks to the Romney campaign - I knew there was a reason I loved those hotels! 

Coffee this morning in my funky clear glass from Target.

MORNING UPDATE, November 11, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Salute to Veterans! 

2016 elections are trending at #6 - one day at a time, people; we have to survive till 2016 elections. Miranda Kerr is trending at #1 - it turns out she is Victoria's Secret model, and the reason she is number one because she discussed her methods of staying in shape - another huge surprise. The best one - she celebrates female body! OMG, I could die from laughter - yea, Victoria's Secret and its models celebrating female body! Oh, give me a break! Daniel Craig is trending at # 7 because a new Bond movie is coming out - been there, done that, fascination is dead. Then there is a whole bunch of instructions on how to save by the dentist - gee, I thought comrade Hussein is going to pay my dentist's bill! And, finally, Beyonce's hair is still a hot news topic - wow! 

Coffee this morning will probably be in the disposable cup from a local DD.