Today is National Coming Out Day - so, brace yourselves for more than usual homosexual whining and gross garbage. Zumba scandal is trending at #3 because one of the Zumba studios in Maine turned out to be a brothel - nice way to diversify your exercise routine! Out of 5 most expensive colleges in US 3 are located in Empire State - way to go! At #1 is Sara Lawrence, whose "notable alumni include Barbara Walters, Yoko Ono and Rahm Emanuel" - the price is beginning to make sense. NYU, whose notable alumni includes Benny, is at #2, and Columbia is, surprisingly, at #4. Scott Brown is trending at #10 because he went one night without mentioning his opponent's heritage - I guess he needed to recharge for more fake Indian jokes. And soda vending machines are forced to go the way of sigs - offering you "subtle" reminders about the "badness" of soda - of, for effs sake! And guys should never, ever order appletinis - not because it's a girlie drink, but because it is made of all processed ingredients - nice show of manhood that is!
Coffee this morning in my Harry Potter mug.
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