The big news 2 days after Obama's wonderful performance at the debate is the unemployment rate falling below 8% (first time in 44 months!!) - I wonder how many people were cut from the unemployment benefits to get to this magical number. Charlize Theron is trending at #1 because her childhood home appears to be cursed - just like the rest of the South Africa, which allowed barbarians to come to power. Birth control is trending at #5, due to the variety of it - please, please inform the so-called inner city black community and the occupying illegals of this very cost-effective bounty. Christina Hendricks is trending at # 3 due to (what else) her figure - of, for effs sake! Yes, she looks like a woman, thank Gd! Next! And it turns out that JFK was the biggest fan of James Bond - figures; both were drunks and pathological womanizers; the only difference - one was invincible, and the other was not. And an emu stopped traffic in Florida because he was running on a busy highway in search of a mate - typical male behavior; this one was just cuter than my usual dates.
Coffee this morning in my funky glass cappuccino mug; Benny's ice cold fat free milk in Chivas glass.
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