Kim Kardashian is currently trending at #1, because she announced that she always dresses with special care when her boyfriend Kanye is around - to make him forget that she a white girl? Comrade Hussein is trending at #3, because, apparently, he gave Jay-Z some parenting advice the last time they met - aw...where is the spittoon when one needs it? Daniel Radcliffe split with his girlfriend - my commiserations. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake finally tied the know after only 5 years of dating, breaking up, making up, dating, breaking up...and in the best Hollywood tradition, they had to do it outside of USA (this time it was Italy) - well, mazal tov. And it turns out that green all-purpose cleaners do not perform as well as the "veterans" - gee, I am sooo surprised! 56% of men who cheat claim to still be in love with their wives - old Irish remedy readily comes to mind. And it is precisely 2 months to the Mayan apocalypse - I suggest we start to eat, drink, and be merry forthwith.
Coffee this morning in my Happy Potter mug.
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