Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather is hovering in the low 70, which for me during June is rocking!
George Clooney took time off his busy schedule of campaigning for Comrade Barak Hussein to whisk his current girlfriend to his love nest in Italy. A couple of tortoise had to be separated after 115 years as she started biting his shell and the aphrodisiacs did not work. R-Patz hates to be called R-Patz - my heart goes out to him! Charlize Theron shaved her head for a role - can she insert some working brain in the process? Casey Anthony is reading Hunger Games - and this interests me how? And this breaking piece of news just in - French women are much better at planning their meals than the American ones; I would really love to see their meal planning wisdom at work when they will be forced to work as hard as us.
Coffee this morning in my striped Target glass.
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Wednesday, June 24, 2020
MORNING UPDATE, July 25, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday!
Another list of gadgets that suck power is out - again, the biggest power sucking gadget is the green movement, without which we could have way cheaper power and more of it. Scandal that rocked the world: Kristen Stewart cheated on R-Patz - Bella, how could you do this to Edward, the love of your life?!!!! And celebs are sporting short shorts for the summer - at lest they are not naked...Tiny apartments are just as fascinating as extravagant homes - yea, you get claustrophobia attack just by looking at pictures, as opposed to the usual envy, so, I guess it's good for the soul. And Snooki was booed at the Mets game - which proves that the booers are a bunch of sissys.. I dare them to boo parteigenosse Michelle at her next public appearance promoting her ideas of our healthy living - that would take true courage.
Another list of gadgets that suck power is out - again, the biggest power sucking gadget is the green movement, without which we could have way cheaper power and more of it. Scandal that rocked the world: Kristen Stewart cheated on R-Patz - Bella, how could you do this to Edward, the love of your life?!!!! And celebs are sporting short shorts for the summer - at lest they are not naked...Tiny apartments are just as fascinating as extravagant homes - yea, you get claustrophobia attack just by looking at pictures, as opposed to the usual envy, so, I guess it's good for the soul. And Snooki was booed at the Mets game - which proves that the booers are a bunch of sissys.. I dare them to boo parteigenosse Michelle at her next public appearance promoting her ideas of our healthy living - that would take true courage.
MORNING UPDATE, July 26, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday!
Jackson's kids have new guardian - hope he or she has a long experience in child psychology. We finally know who got between Bella and Edward, uhm, Stewart and R-Patz - we now have a better target for our cursing than The First Couple. Alexa Vega shed her child star image - another earth-shattering piece of news. And there is some kind of "secret Dark Knight actress" who speaks out - way more interesting to find her secrets than figuring out what government is doing with our tax money.
Jackson's kids have new guardian - hope he or she has a long experience in child psychology. We finally know who got between Bella and Edward, uhm, Stewart and R-Patz - we now have a better target for our cursing than The First Couple. Alexa Vega shed her child star image - another earth-shattering piece of news. And there is some kind of "secret Dark Knight actress" who speaks out - way more interesting to find her secrets than figuring out what government is doing with our tax money.
MORNING UPDATE, July 27, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! For over a month now, whenever I tried to check the weather on my phone, I kept getting a message "sorry, weather not available" - I guess my phone knows what's good for him, because if I knew every weather report every single time, I think I would have smashed him.
Sad news of the morning: R-Patz moved out - Bella and Edward are over. Duchess Kate appeared in a $60 dress - I love how the journalists keep breaking protocol and calling her Kate. And there is an Olympian that's 8 months pregnant and she is going to compete; will just ask her baby not to kick - no comment. And a mother woke up her newborn from coma with a loving embrace - that's the kind of news I need to round up my week.
Sad news of the morning: R-Patz moved out - Bella and Edward are over. Duchess Kate appeared in a $60 dress - I love how the journalists keep breaking protocol and calling her Kate. And there is an Olympian that's 8 months pregnant and she is going to compete; will just ask her baby not to kick - no comment. And a mother woke up her newborn from coma with a loving embrace - that's the kind of news I need to round up my week.
MORNING UPDATE, August 2, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday!
Now both China and us have 30 medals each, and we are only 4 golds short of their record - come on, come on, come on! More Star Spangled Banner!!! R-Patz is #1 on the trending list: he is hiding out at Reese Weatherspoon's place - now he is in his Water for Elephants role. Selena Gomez's hair is trending on #4 - well, hair is very important...have no idea why Selena's new bangs are producing so much excitement though...Some kind of tree-hugger couple from Colorado bought land in Costa Rica and created a thriving tree house village - please, please, please!! all the enviro wacos to follow suit forthwith!! And, apparently, winning Olympic gold brings with it a huge tax bill - confirming an old adage that nothing is certain aside from death and taxes. And Lady Gaga falls to only #3 of most liked celebrities on FB - I guess we need more meat dresses.
Now both China and us have 30 medals each, and we are only 4 golds short of their record - come on, come on, come on! More Star Spangled Banner!!! R-Patz is #1 on the trending list: he is hiding out at Reese Weatherspoon's place - now he is in his Water for Elephants role. Selena Gomez's hair is trending on #4 - well, hair is very important...have no idea why Selena's new bangs are producing so much excitement though...Some kind of tree-hugger couple from Colorado bought land in Costa Rica and created a thriving tree house village - please, please, please!! all the enviro wacos to follow suit forthwith!! And, apparently, winning Olympic gold brings with it a huge tax bill - confirming an old adage that nothing is certain aside from death and taxes. And Lady Gaga falls to only #3 of most liked celebrities on FB - I guess we need more meat dresses.
MORNING UPDATE, August 3, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! My phone still refuses to show the current weather:)
And we finally have more medals than the Chinese, and just as much gold!! Yeppeee!! You go, girls and boys!!! R-Patz is #2 on trending list: he will keep to his public appearance schedule after hiding for a while - good going, Edward! Sparkle in the sun again! And #1? Macaulay Culkin, who's rep is denying the drug addiction rumors - I guess staying home alone in not healthy. #3 - Patrick Dempsey, who tweeted a spoiler picture from a future episode - come on, McDreamy, it's unethical! Unemployment is trending last - good to know we got our priorities straight. And, finally, today happens to be the Birthday of three of my good friends - happy Birthday, girls!
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