MORNING UPDATE - June 3, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! Happy Erev Shavuot! The weather is fantastic! George is hunting birds - this time on the different window sill. Sniff is hunting neighbors. 
Yesterday saw a woman wearing last year's Payless shoes - affront to the fashion!
Also recently had a customer who tried to sneak into kids' bathroom by claiming that the usual men's room had a big line - at least something new and original.
Currently trending at #2 is Kelly Clarkson - who is about to have a baby "amid cheating rumors". Good luck to the kid!
"Improve cheap meat's taste" - another sign of great economy.
"How to charm your date with humor" - seriously?!!
"Justin Bieber apologizes for racist joke" - another one bites the dust.
Kate Upton's photoshopped armpits are still making waves.
A couple of geeks decided to "geek" their wedding with Lego cake and Yoda's appearance (among other fun touches) - wonder what the guests were wearing.
Coffee this morning in my striped glass from Target.

MORNING UPDATE - NOVEMBER 20

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! Another cold, but sunny day. George was extra loud this morning. Sniff, meanwhile, decided that he is a squirrel - he keeps trying to bury his food, in the process throwing his kibble out of the bowl.
Two nice ladies were looking for a new "Snooki book" - turns out it's a whole novel and it costs 25 USDs! A whole book!!!
Still wondering if Matt Damon had a chance to eat his shoes.
Currently trending at #2 is Kelly Clarkson - because she "announced pregnancy on Twitter". Man, what is in the water lately? A lot of preggo celebs.
Trending at #10 are Potter stamps - USPS released them, philatelists were "rattled". Why? Just take is easy, chaps!
Then there is another swimsuit on the market - this one is white, and costs only 1 mil. Run, people, run, before someone else grabs it!
"Researchers identify 5th type of boredom" - there is more than one?!!! Yea, I guess listening to plain morons as opposed to listening to liberal morons would produce different kinds.
Airplane cleaning crew found 24 gold bars in the plain's bathroom - I really don't want to know the whole story.
Fergie claimed that her son's name came to her in a dream - at least it was not a nightmare.
Adam Levine is proclaimed the newest sexiest man alive - really?!! Although, why am I surprised - their standards are sort of different than mine.
Bieber claimed that he met Mexican President; the President denied it; Bieber forced to retract his statement - at least everyone was dressed this time around.
Coffee this morning in my Aruba mug.

MORNING UPDATE - APRIL 11

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! Happy Rosh Chodesh! Ladies, again - LIGHT housework and presents from your husbands! The weather is still crazy and much colder - no word on Ohio prosecutor filing new charges against Phil. The crazy upstairs is alive and kicking. George still prefers his amazon box to my bed, unless he wants to be petted - in which case it has to be done on my bed. Sniffles dropped Survival Cracker box from the top of the book case, then fluffed his tail 6 times its usual size and ran around the place like crazy. Last night Baby Bro re-arranged the canned goods in the pantry - because my neurotic arrangement of them was irritating his neurosis. Argentina's President will not be invited to Iron Lady's funeral, which "political snub" will further diplomatic antagonism between 2 countries - who needs good diplomatic relations with Argentina anyway? Back in 2010 Taylor Swift claimed that black eyeliner is one "beauty tool" she can't live without - and yet she appeared on the latest issue of Wonderland magazine without it! Kelly Clarkson, on the other hand, appeared with a bunch of black dots on her face - 18th century fashion taken to idiotic extreme. Ellen Pompeo showed up in pants strongly resembling pajamas - and here I thought only guys rolled out of bed and went straight to their destination. Karlie Kloss (some kind of Victoria's Secret supermodel) got an "it" hairdo which VS fans do not appreciate - somehow I never envisioned Victoria's fans concerned with hairdos. Basically, there are so many fashion-related news - stop the presses! Charlie Sheen appeared on Leno and talked about doing an episode of his show with Lindsay Lohan - all I can say is, I can't figure out who has more class, Charlie or Lindsay. PETA is trying to scare kids off milk by claiming on their billboards that drinking milk increases zits - why don't you starve yourselves and leave the kids alone, you jackals?!! In California police arrested 5 men who were rubbing banks "Hollywood style" - big whoop; if they robbed the bank Obama-style, that would have been a height of skill! Kim Kardashian is sticking to all black outfits for the third trimester - I guess her stylist was dispatched to Jewish Brooklyn for style tips. "Justin Bieber is only half as popular as he seems on Twitter" - there is still hope for the younger generation. And last, but not least in the fashion news - "Kate Middleton Helped Make Emerald the Color of 2013". Wow, did not know that the duchess and I have similar taste - at least in colors. Coffee this morning in my Disney Mini Bean Bag Plush with Mickey and Friends mug.