MORNING UPDATE - January 24, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather still shows all the signs of extreme global warming - thankfully, not working today as well. Sniff started meditating while sitting on a radiator. George just likes to snuggle somewhere more familiar.
The crazy upstairs adopted the post office motto and is unwavering in her routine. 
Currently trending at #2 is Khloe Kardashian - because "Kim Kardashian Reveals Khloe Never Wanted a Baby With Lamar Odom". OK, next time one of you air-headed moronetts complains about the lack of privacy - well, you hopefully would know whom to blame.
Trending at #5 is Ellen Pompeo - because she signed up for another two years with Grey's Anatomy. Heck, not only is this stuff still running, it will continue to run?
Beyonce and Jay-Z both have Roman number IV tattooed on their ring fingers because four has a very special meaning for them - why Roman numerals? I thought they did not believe in white culture.
Tori Spelling's husband went into rehab to deal "with personal issues" - what kind of idiotic times do we live in? Dude cheats on his wife and goes into rehab? What happened to the iron skillet over the head first?
"Justin Bieber exits jail" - damn, already?
And, finally, "Kate Middleton Angers a Drunk Camilla Parker-Bowles" - I guess some members of the royal family do take tips on behavior from our Hollywood elite.
Coffee this morning in my personalized mug from WB Times Square Store - really, really miss that place.

MORNING UPDATE - APRIL 11

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! Happy Rosh Chodesh! Ladies, again - LIGHT housework and presents from your husbands! The weather is still crazy and much colder - no word on Ohio prosecutor filing new charges against Phil. The crazy upstairs is alive and kicking. George still prefers his amazon box to my bed, unless he wants to be petted - in which case it has to be done on my bed. Sniffles dropped Survival Cracker box from the top of the book case, then fluffed his tail 6 times its usual size and ran around the place like crazy. Last night Baby Bro re-arranged the canned goods in the pantry - because my neurotic arrangement of them was irritating his neurosis. Argentina's President will not be invited to Iron Lady's funeral, which "political snub" will further diplomatic antagonism between 2 countries - who needs good diplomatic relations with Argentina anyway? Back in 2010 Taylor Swift claimed that black eyeliner is one "beauty tool" she can't live without - and yet she appeared on the latest issue of Wonderland magazine without it! Kelly Clarkson, on the other hand, appeared with a bunch of black dots on her face - 18th century fashion taken to idiotic extreme. Ellen Pompeo showed up in pants strongly resembling pajamas - and here I thought only guys rolled out of bed and went straight to their destination. Karlie Kloss (some kind of Victoria's Secret supermodel) got an "it" hairdo which VS fans do not appreciate - somehow I never envisioned Victoria's fans concerned with hairdos. Basically, there are so many fashion-related news - stop the presses! Charlie Sheen appeared on Leno and talked about doing an episode of his show with Lindsay Lohan - all I can say is, I can't figure out who has more class, Charlie or Lindsay. PETA is trying to scare kids off milk by claiming on their billboards that drinking milk increases zits - why don't you starve yourselves and leave the kids alone, you jackals?!! In California police arrested 5 men who were rubbing banks "Hollywood style" - big whoop; if they robbed the bank Obama-style, that would have been a height of skill! Kim Kardashian is sticking to all black outfits for the third trimester - I guess her stylist was dispatched to Jewish Brooklyn for style tips. "Justin Bieber is only half as popular as he seems on Twitter" - there is still hope for the younger generation. And last, but not least in the fashion news - "Kate Middleton Helped Make Emerald the Color of 2013". Wow, did not know that the duchess and I have similar taste - at least in colors. Coffee this morning in my Disney Mini Bean Bag Plush with Mickey and Friends mug.