MORNING UPDATE, August 2, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! 

Now both China and us have 30 medals each, and we are only 4 golds short of their record - come on, come on, come on! More Star Spangled Banner!!! R-Patz is #1 on the trending list: he is hiding out at Reese Weatherspoon's place - now he is in his Water for Elephants role. Selena Gomez's hair is trending on #4 - well, hair is very important...have no idea why Selena's new bangs are producing so much excitement though...Some kind of tree-hugger couple from Colorado bought land in Costa Rica and created a thriving tree house village - please, please, please!! all the enviro wacos to follow suit forthwith!! And, apparently, winning Olympic gold brings with it a huge tax bill - confirming an old adage that nothing is certain aside from death and taxes. And Lady Gaga falls to only #3 of most liked celebrities on FB - I guess we need more meat dresses.

MORNING UPDATE, September 20, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! The weather rocks! Trader Joe's, you bastards - after getting the shallots from you, buying them locally is not an option; I got it - returning soon! 

A Japanese dude built a living room around the statue of Columbus - so now you can socialize with him eye to eye (and maybe ask him to shake some common sense in the young generation of Americans). Idiots in Rhode Island decided to ban the father-daughter dance because of a complaint made by a single mother - there is a reason I can't stand today's feminists. Salman Rushdie decided to weigh in on the "anti-Islam" video, which, in his estimation, is pathetic - nice for him to yup from America, where he is save. Drew Barrymore is trending at #2 because she is pregnant - at least she is not making the same waves as a certain famous Jewish hairdresser. Lady Gaga showed up in the meat corset - I guess she and her stylists are running out of ideas. And a recent study shows that baby boys who used the pacifiers are much less mature later in life - gosh, the excuses the men come up with! 

Coffee this morning in my striped glass from Target.

MORNING UPDATE, September 21, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather rocks again! George is maintaining the occupancy of the cat house.  Just saw something called "leather leggings" - Brighton's influence definitely expanded beyond South Brooklyn. Lady Gaga is trending at #3 because of her diet - is she going to eat her wardrobe now? Kathy Griffin is at #1 because she was photographed without makeup while jogging - at least she did not spew her usual garbage at the time (and, yes, she looks ugly). Then there is a scary new hallucinogen around that is very dangerous to teens - I think it's called "Obama's cult of personality". Obama claimed that his biggest failure was his inability to pass "comprehensive immigration reform" aka amnesty, and, of course, blamed Republicans for it (currently trending at #2) - thank Gd, and yay to our side! I am also wondering is there is any way he can blame Calvin Coolidge for his disastrous presidency - because blaming Lincoln would be passe. And at #4 is somebody called Demi Lovato (no idea who that is) - who is there because of her bangs, which are now blond; yea, as always, hair is extremely important. And last, but extremely important - people who were sleeping by the Apple store were able to get their I phones 5 at 8 am EST!  Coffee this morning in my white glass from Target.