MORNING UPDATE, September 21, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather rocks again! George is maintaining the occupancy of the cat house.  Just saw something called "leather leggings" - Brighton's influence definitely expanded beyond South Brooklyn. Lady Gaga is trending at #3 because of her diet - is she going to eat her wardrobe now? Kathy Griffin is at #1 because she was photographed without makeup while jogging - at least she did not spew her usual garbage at the time (and, yes, she looks ugly). Then there is a scary new hallucinogen around that is very dangerous to teens - I think it's called "Obama's cult of personality". Obama claimed that his biggest failure was his inability to pass "comprehensive immigration reform" aka amnesty, and, of course, blamed Republicans for it (currently trending at #2) - thank Gd, and yay to our side! I am also wondering is there is any way he can blame Calvin Coolidge for his disastrous presidency - because blaming Lincoln would be passe. And at #4 is somebody called Demi Lovato (no idea who that is) - who is there because of her bangs, which are now blond; yea, as always, hair is extremely important. And last, but extremely important - people who were sleeping by the Apple store were able to get their I phones 5 at 8 am EST!  Coffee this morning in my white glass from Target.