Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! Last day of great weather - hopefully, will be enjoyed to the fullest! My democratic-leaning cat continues to meet me at the door and periodically lick with his extra rough tongue:) Got an update from Koshertopia yesterday - KD on Broadway is closing!! Wow! And the memories...
Parteigenosse Michelle was on Live with Kelly yesterday - where she claimed that when few months into living in DC her daughter came from school and said that she licked it here, Michelle finally let out a breath - because she was concerned for her kids (and nothing more) - awww..pee a bit more on our legs and tell us it's raining. Tiger Woods is not the highest paid athlete anymore - my heart bleeds borsch. Due to the week economy, there are new rules out there for buying the engagement diamonds - how about this: be a decent human being, love and respect me, and be half-decent to my family - and you don't have to buy me any jewelry. And British Royals were showing off their magnificent hats at the annual Order of the Garter service - how about honoring the tradition of personal freedom and protecting the members of EDL from constant persecution?
Coffee this morning in disposable DD cup.
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Wednesday, June 24, 2020
Tuesday, June 23, 2020
MORNING UPDATE, September 9, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Happy Grandparents Day to all the wonderful Grannys and Granpas out there! Curry slept in the cat house, for a change; Baby Bro thinks he made progress in teaching the blessed cat not to eat his earphones. There are now 26 banker boxes of romances!
Alicia Keys is trending at #2 due to her new album - but not her idiotic racist rants. Tiger Woods is trending at #8 - this time due to his game, and not his women troubles. Larry Flynt, the publisher of Hustler, is offering 1 mil to see Romney's tax returns - wow, what a courageous act! And from a porn mogul! How about offering half this to see Comrade Barack Hussein's real birth certificate, college transcripts, and the reason he and parteigenosse Michelle surrendered their law licenses to the Illinois Bar? I guess no balls for that one - pun intended. Samsung is trending at #5 because of their excellent line of cell phones - I guess I have to master all the excellent features of mine. And then there is a list of eating mistakes women make - the biggest of which is stressing about what, when, how, and how much they eat; just eat and enjoy, for Pete's sake!
Coffee this morning in my Disney Bean Bag Plush with the seven dwarfs mug - not be be confused with Disney Bean Bag Plush with Mickey and Minnie on it mug.
Alicia Keys is trending at #2 due to her new album - but not her idiotic racist rants. Tiger Woods is trending at #8 - this time due to his game, and not his women troubles. Larry Flynt, the publisher of Hustler, is offering 1 mil to see Romney's tax returns - wow, what a courageous act! And from a porn mogul! How about offering half this to see Comrade Barack Hussein's real birth certificate, college transcripts, and the reason he and parteigenosse Michelle surrendered their law licenses to the Illinois Bar? I guess no balls for that one - pun intended. Samsung is trending at #5 because of their excellent line of cell phones - I guess I have to master all the excellent features of mine. And then there is a list of eating mistakes women make - the biggest of which is stressing about what, when, how, and how much they eat; just eat and enjoy, for Pete's sake!
Coffee this morning in my Disney Bean Bag Plush with the seven dwarfs mug - not be be confused with Disney Bean Bag Plush with Mickey and Minnie on it mug.
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