MORNING UPDATE, June 19, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! Last day of great weather - hopefully, will be enjoyed to the fullest! My democratic-leaning cat continues to meet me at the door and periodically lick with his extra rough tongue:) Got an update from Koshertopia yesterday - KD on Broadway is closing!! Wow! And the memories...

Parteigenosse Michelle was on Live with Kelly yesterday - where she claimed that when few months into living in DC her daughter came from school and said that she licked it here, Michelle finally let out a breath - because she was concerned for her kids (and nothing more) - awww..pee a bit more on our legs and tell us it's raining. Tiger Woods is not the highest paid athlete anymore - my heart bleeds borsch. Due to the week economy, there are new rules out there for buying the engagement diamonds - how about this: be a decent human being, love and respect me, and be half-decent to my family - and you don't have to buy me any jewelry. And British Royals were showing off their magnificent hats at the annual Order of the Garter service - how about honoring the tradition of personal freedom and protecting the members of EDL from constant persecution? 

Coffee this morning in disposable DD cup.

MORNING UPDATE, August 16, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday!  Today Show was doing the special on the Moon landing - and, somehow, forgot to curse that Chicago slime that basically ended American space exploration. Michelle Obama is trending at #7 due to her appearance on Leno and her "teasing comment" to Gabby Douglas - at least this time we don't hear about her elegant clothes. Immediately after, at #8, is dark chocolate - cosmic coincidence? And at #10, for reasons unknown, swine flu - go figure. And #1 phrase you should never utter while traveling is "do you speak English?" - because it might insult the locals; that basically confirms my snobby traveling policies - stay away from America-hating countries (which, frankly, encompasses most of the Globe), but this way you can enjoy your vacation and won't support assorted barbarian scumbags.

MORNING UPDATE, January 18, 2013

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! The weather continues to rock, so, another load of laundry :) Cute South-African neighbors are playing some kind of nice toons. For the past 20 hours can not locate half a bottle of canola oil - damn you, muggle-hating wizards! Speaking of which, completely missed Snape's b-day, which was on the 9th - but since I never really warmed up to him, the point is moot. 

Betty White is trending at #5 right now also due to her b-day: she is turning 91. In light of her advanced age, I guess I should forget about her support of Hussein; the guests at her Birthday bash include Clinton and Couric - double barf; but, heck, it's not my party. Parteigenosse Michelle is "debuting a dramatic new hairdo" - my only wish is that her and her hubby's next dramatic debut would be in court, being tried for felonious thefts and treason. Michael J. Fox does not approve of his son dating Taylor Swift - dude, take it easy! If your son decided to date a popular singer, she is the best on the scene right now. Ian Fleming supposedly modeled the Bond girl on his mistress - how original. According to some posh interior designer, a great kitchen needs 11 things - according to yours truly, a kitchen needs a bit of space, decent dishes, some food, and the absence of hungry men behaving like unreasonable children. And, finally, the great state of Texas is welcoming NYers and their guns - thanks, the great people of the Lone Star State!!! But we could not continue to surrender our positions to the haters of this country and their goons! 

Cappuccino made with love in the biggest mug! And a part of this report was typed with one hand, while the other was holding somebody very yummy.