The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Friday, May 24, 2013

MORNING UPDATE - MAY 24

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather is cool and rainy, but I will enjoy every minute of it, because as of Thursday, we get the triple H. The crazy upstairs is back with a vengeance. This morning Sniff met me at the bathroom door (as is his custom), followed me to the kitchen, and closely supervised the pancake making process - a little disconcerting to make pancakes with a pair of yellow eyes staring at you. George is alternating between his new and huge amazon box and my bed.
Marc Summers is talking about salty foods - where are you, Bloomberg?
Trending at #1: Gisele Bundchen "introduces" her "gorgeous" sister Gabriela via instagram - personally never considered Gisele gorgeous, but wonder how many men had heart palpitations.
Trending at #10: Amanda Seyfried's dog got himself a movie role as well - hopefully, the dog is a better actor than an average Hollywood dweller today; plus, there is a guarantee that the dog would not become a political activist.
Prince Charles is trending at #9: his chopper was forced to make an emergency landing en route to Wales, where Charles and Camilla were scheduled to attend some kind of literary festival - serves you right, Charlie! If you would have traveled via donkey (or walked) as befitting your envirowaco philosophy, nothing would have happened to you.
"'Glee' star bares toned abs"; also, Mariah's dress "malfunctioned" on live TV - calling all horny teenagers, I guess.
Selena Gomez went to dinner with Jaden Smith - but we were assured that Jelena is by no means other.
Coffee this morning in my funky clear glass from Target.

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