MORNING UPDATE - JULY 10

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather is usual for the beginning of the hurricane season, even though this is New York and not Miami.
Feline companions are sleeping for a change - on my bed and in the cat house respectively. They also got a new box yesterday and fought a bit about the ownership of the said box. Final tally - George got the box, and Sniff got a chance to sleep on my bed. His latest battle wounds, acquired last week, are finally showing the signs of healing.
Cozi TV is running 40 Pounds of Trouble, which, in case you did not see it, is one of these 50's movies that makes you yearn for the good old times of innocence and also wonder how it would be made if it was produced today. I suspect that it would be some kind of "gritty" drama about pedophiles in the gambling establishment as opposed to the original story about a little girl who ended up stranded in the casino and the entire staff fell in love with her and took care of her (with blatant health code and union rules violations).
Shift dresses work best for any kind of figure - duh! You just figured that one out?
Cynthia Rowley came up with a new bracelet: for a mere 225 USDs you can have a piece of costume jewelry that doubles as an alcohol flask! Can she now come up with a bracelet that can double as a mini Kindle with a book or two or ten for the next wedding reception I would be obliged to attend?
Heidi Klum's "racy" billboards were banned in LA due to nudity - wow, who the heck woke up over there?
Kris Jenner does not want to be called Grandmother because it sound a bit "funky" to her - yea, she is right; she and her progeny are beyond funky.
Stacy Keibler, Clooney's latest ex, apparently got more Hollywood cred while being his girlfriend, so, that is probably the reason women are eager to date that jerk.
"Obama 'Broccoligate" Kerfuffle Sparks Mockery" - just savor this one!
Justin Bieber's new "prank" - peeing in a bucket inside a nightclub. If I was a club owner, I would simply make him mop the entire club using this bucket - after, of course, he would have thoroughly disinfected it.
Coffee this morning in my striped glass from Target.