Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! It's hot again. Snow jumped over the neighbor's fence - to eat her rival's Friskies?
Idiot-proof stuff eludes me - after being unable to remember how to make videos on my camera, switched the phone to camera mode. Now have to take pictures with camera only as still don't remember how to switch to video, and use the phone for videos only as unable to figure out how to switch back to pictures.
Currently trending at # 1 is Kendall Jenner - because it looks like she was drinking at her sister's Khloe birthday party. Big deal - at least she was dressed.
"Choosing the perfect brush for your hair" - you go to the drug store or Target, look at brushes, get the cheapest one, and you are done. You don't need a whole article on this!
Jessica Simpson was "sizzling" again - please, save it for the winter! Too effin hot right now!
"Uproar over Hilary Clinton's speaking fees" - just the fees? Not her deeds and not the fact that she is still not in jail and is invited to speak at college campuses instead?
"Challenges for Washington's legal pot industry" - what effin challenges? Just run a bunch of ads in New York to the tune of "come and smoke MJ legally". Challenges, my foot.
"Celebs who defy aging" - oh, please! Find me "real people" who defy aging, then we will talk.
"Delectable desserts across the U.S." - did parteigenosse Michelle approve of any of them?
If you have an extra 25 mil stashed somewhere, you can buy Heidi Klum's LA house.
And, finally, it looks like I totally mastered the art of using the coffee maker.
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Showing posts with label #legal pot. Show all posts
Monday, June 01, 2015
MORNING UPDATE - June 29, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Shavua Tov! Happy Rosh Chodesh! Ladies, please make sure to rest smile emoticon
The heat wave is on. Snow is snoozing in the shade.
Just saw a hummingbird!
Currently trending at # 2 is Hilary Clinton - because Time Magazine did a special on her with the following subtitle: "Since childhood, the former Secretary of State's Methodist beliefs have inspired public service and private devotion". I don't think they were dipping into half-legal MJ; this smells of heroin addiction - or possible lobotomy that a lot of progressives seem to have gotten.
And speaking of MJ - "Washington braces for serous pot shortage". Oh, come on, people! Just grow some more - or get from other states!
More in drug news: "Christie makes war on drugs personal" - I guess his diet has gone to his head ( and not in a good way). Just give the guy a donut and point out the really important issues.
"Kim K.'s plunging dress" - what else is new? When she does wear something that would be approved by the baptist ladies, then it will be truly shocking.
"Beyonce, Jay-Z flush Bieber mugshot at concert" - I don't even want to delve into this one.
"The essence of the modern bath" - uh, it's a place where you - how to put it delicately - bathe?
"Study: Kate Middleton Has a Perfect Nose" - you actually need to conduct a whole study on this one?!!
The heat wave is on. Snow is snoozing in the shade.
Just saw a hummingbird!
Currently trending at # 2 is Hilary Clinton - because Time Magazine did a special on her with the following subtitle: "Since childhood, the former Secretary of State's Methodist beliefs have inspired public service and private devotion". I don't think they were dipping into half-legal MJ; this smells of heroin addiction - or possible lobotomy that a lot of progressives seem to have gotten.
And speaking of MJ - "Washington braces for serous pot shortage". Oh, come on, people! Just grow some more - or get from other states!
More in drug news: "Christie makes war on drugs personal" - I guess his diet has gone to his head ( and not in a good way). Just give the guy a donut and point out the really important issues.
"Kim K.'s plunging dress" - what else is new? When she does wear something that would be approved by the baptist ladies, then it will be truly shocking.
"Beyonce, Jay-Z flush Bieber mugshot at concert" - I don't even want to delve into this one.
"The essence of the modern bath" - uh, it's a place where you - how to put it delicately - bathe?
"Study: Kate Middleton Has a Perfect Nose" - you actually need to conduct a whole study on this one?!!
Sunday, March 08, 2015
MORNING UPDATE - February 20, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! The sun was out today! Combined with above-freezing temperatures! Wow! Unfortunately, too much snow on the ground for flip flops. Sniff still sleeps on the radiator. George finally abandoned his huge Amazon box, and we were finally able to get rid of it.
The crazy upstairs is up to her usual.
Currently trending at #1 is Kimora Simmons - because she "Secretly Married Goldman Sachs Banker". Interesting pairing - and definitely earth-shattering news.
President Bush misses Air Force One, because in 8 years they never lost his luggage - and I miss a President who loved our country and had a nice sense of humor.
Ex-DEA chief claimed that "legal pot is a disaster" - well, duh! With all due respect, I don't think he would be the best person to ask, not being a, well, neutral party to the debate. Meanwhile, the pot tax revenue in Colorado is "higher than expected" - so, duh again!
Tax fraud is on the rise, because, "it's too hard to get caught" doing it - wow! Simply brilliant! Of course IRS has no time or manpower to hunt fraudsters - they are too busy persecuting the enemies of the regime.
"Why US needs Kerry" - what the hell were you smoking before coming up with that headline?
A judge in Miami-Dade county is trying to figure out whenever or not to release all or parts of the video of Biber's arrest - Miami-Dade county has no bigger judicial concerns than Bieber?
And, finally, Prince Charles performed a traditional "spirited Saudi sword dance" - why is this dude still running around instead of dancing in a nice quite padded cell somewhere?
Coffee this morning in my Disney Bean Plush mug with Mickey and Friends.
The crazy upstairs is up to her usual.
Currently trending at #1 is Kimora Simmons - because she "Secretly Married Goldman Sachs Banker". Interesting pairing - and definitely earth-shattering news.
President Bush misses Air Force One, because in 8 years they never lost his luggage - and I miss a President who loved our country and had a nice sense of humor.
Ex-DEA chief claimed that "legal pot is a disaster" - well, duh! With all due respect, I don't think he would be the best person to ask, not being a, well, neutral party to the debate. Meanwhile, the pot tax revenue in Colorado is "higher than expected" - so, duh again!
Tax fraud is on the rise, because, "it's too hard to get caught" doing it - wow! Simply brilliant! Of course IRS has no time or manpower to hunt fraudsters - they are too busy persecuting the enemies of the regime.
"Why US needs Kerry" - what the hell were you smoking before coming up with that headline?
A judge in Miami-Dade county is trying to figure out whenever or not to release all or parts of the video of Biber's arrest - Miami-Dade county has no bigger judicial concerns than Bieber?
And, finally, Prince Charles performed a traditional "spirited Saudi sword dance" - why is this dude still running around instead of dancing in a nice quite padded cell somewhere?
Coffee this morning in my Disney Bean Plush mug with Mickey and Friends.
Monday, January 26, 2015
MORNING UPDATE - January 8, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! It's supposed to climb up to 35 degrees today! Please don't forget your sunblock!!! As a matter of fact, it was so warm in Kentucky that a dude turned himself in shortly after escaping from prison!!! But both ships finally broke free of ice and "are no longer requiring assistance" - yay, hurray!
Cats are not that cold this morning as evidenced by their more active demands for food. Of course, only George whines - Sniff just sits and looks at you.
The crazy upstairs is non-frozen and undeterred in performance of her daily ritual.
Yesterday a colorful-looking costumer wanted to interrupt my phone conversation with another costumer in order to find out where the religious books in Spanish are located - no comment.
Currently trending at #1 is someone named Chloe Gosselin - turns out that's some kind of French supermodel who is engaged to David Copperfield.
Trending at #4 is Velveeta shortage! What the hell?!!! Turkeys, hot sauce, and now cheese? That alone earns comrade Hussein the right to be tarred and feathered and drummed out of DC!
Snooki is shocked to find out that, according to DNA testing, she is not really Italian - I am sure the Italians breathed a collective sign of relieve.
"The best diets for 2014" - oh, for pete's sake! Eat, drink, be merry, and enjoy life - that's the best diet!
Spirit Airlines is using legalized pot to advertise their flights to Denver - very enterprising! Hum, extra ticket for an honorable mention?
Jelena is back and "hotter than ever" - whatever.
Coffee this morning in my Coffee Bean/Tea Leaf mug.
Cats are not that cold this morning as evidenced by their more active demands for food. Of course, only George whines - Sniff just sits and looks at you.
The crazy upstairs is non-frozen and undeterred in performance of her daily ritual.
Yesterday a colorful-looking costumer wanted to interrupt my phone conversation with another costumer in order to find out where the religious books in Spanish are located - no comment.
Currently trending at #1 is someone named Chloe Gosselin - turns out that's some kind of French supermodel who is engaged to David Copperfield.
Trending at #4 is Velveeta shortage! What the hell?!!! Turkeys, hot sauce, and now cheese? That alone earns comrade Hussein the right to be tarred and feathered and drummed out of DC!
Snooki is shocked to find out that, according to DNA testing, she is not really Italian - I am sure the Italians breathed a collective sign of relieve.
"The best diets for 2014" - oh, for pete's sake! Eat, drink, be merry, and enjoy life - that's the best diet!
Spirit Airlines is using legalized pot to advertise their flights to Denver - very enterprising! Hum, extra ticket for an honorable mention?
Jelena is back and "hotter than ever" - whatever.
Coffee this morning in my Coffee Bean/Tea Leaf mug.
MORNING UPDATE - January 7, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! It's bloody cold outside!!! The ship is still stuck, and another ship that was sent to assist got stuck as well - the irony continues. Meanwhile, it got so cold here that we had to actually open the radiator in my room - it was blissfully out of commission for the past four years! Sniff diligently investigated the new source of heat and decided that his fave pipe is way better. As of now he is entwined with it, probably hoping to become one with the pipe. George is cuddling in his box and did not even come out to consume his fresh breakfast.
Yesterday a costumer (who, of course, turned out to be a librarian) tried to talk down to me till she realized that I knew more than her about where and how to get inexpensive books; then she had to backpedal with something like "we both love books".
Currently trending at #1 - drum roll please - is Kim Kardashian. But this time it's pretty boring - she claimed that North was the best thing she did in 2013, and she also revealed Kanye's tune that she constantly plays - the woman has no taste in anything.
Trending at #3 is the design for a statue of Satan - somewhere in Oklahoma, no less! I guess it's still better than erecting the statue of comrade Barack Hussein.
The pot sales in Colorado are doing so well that soon they may run out of product - duh!!!
Alexa Vega got married over the weekend - man, she is that old already?!
Rodman was "ranting" and defending his trip to North Korea - dude, don't rant. If you think your little friend Kim, for whom you expressed love, is such a great dude, just stay in North Korea and continue your training programs there.
Activities that make your heart race (like hiking or watching a scary movies) are supposed to be a great idea for a first date - how about just not behaving like a swine for about an hour? That alone would make my heart racing.
A new study showed that Superbowl commercials are a wast of money - yea, because that's the time for bathroom breaks and nacho platter refills; unless, of course, someone has a "wardrobe malfunction".
Coffee this morning in my huge Pooh mug.
Yesterday a costumer (who, of course, turned out to be a librarian) tried to talk down to me till she realized that I knew more than her about where and how to get inexpensive books; then she had to backpedal with something like "we both love books".
Currently trending at #1 - drum roll please - is Kim Kardashian. But this time it's pretty boring - she claimed that North was the best thing she did in 2013, and she also revealed Kanye's tune that she constantly plays - the woman has no taste in anything.
Trending at #3 is the design for a statue of Satan - somewhere in Oklahoma, no less! I guess it's still better than erecting the statue of comrade Barack Hussein.
The pot sales in Colorado are doing so well that soon they may run out of product - duh!!!
Alexa Vega got married over the weekend - man, she is that old already?!
Rodman was "ranting" and defending his trip to North Korea - dude, don't rant. If you think your little friend Kim, for whom you expressed love, is such a great dude, just stay in North Korea and continue your training programs there.
Activities that make your heart race (like hiking or watching a scary movies) are supposed to be a great idea for a first date - how about just not behaving like a swine for about an hour? That alone would make my heart racing.
A new study showed that Superbowl commercials are a wast of money - yea, because that's the time for bathroom breaks and nacho platter refills; unless, of course, someone has a "wardrobe malfunction".
Coffee this morning in my huge Pooh mug.
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