Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! It's raining again - but still not bad, so I can wear my flippies.
Sniff got his usual maggot-in-the-brain attack around 5 am this morning (as opposed to the usual 9-10 am), and ended up waking me up while doing his crazy horse routine around my head, my bed, and my night stand. George just did his normal whining for breakfast.
All three TVs were on, but silent!! YAY!!
Currently trending at #1 is Kate Gosselin - without any explanations, just a bunch of photos.
Trending at #4 is Darth Vader - who, apparently, wanted to become a president of Ukraine. Alas, Ukraine does not want him - bummer, as he is much less corrupt than their own government.
"How Mark Zuckerberg is spending his billions" - wow, he has something else to spend it on, aside from campaigning for the illegals? Nice to know.
Snooki is pregnant again - does this mean another book on pregnancy is in the works?
"Hillary Clinton on sexism" - "double standard is alive and well". Of course it is! Only hard-core feminists like her allowed to do the stuff she did to Bill's former girlfriends, and still be lionized by the feminist establishment.
Jon Hamm is also all over the net because somebody unearthed his early appearance on some kind of dating show - with bad hair! Ouch! Stop the presses - John Hamm had bad hair!!!
Coffee this morning in a disposable cup from an overpriced bagel shop next to the blissfully quiet laundromat.
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Sunday, January 18, 2015
MORNING UPDATES - December 30
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! Shavua Tov! Wishing all of you a fantastic week! The weather is declining steadily - but nothing compares to the ship that got stuck on ice while studying the effects of the global warming.
Both cats are sleeping on the guest's suitcase, although Sniff sometimes alternates with his favorite pipe.
Last night I added another finished book to my GoodReads list, so now I am up to a whopping eight books I have read in 2013.
Currently trending at #1 is someone called Kandi Burruss - because she posted a "sexy pic" of herself. Again, why the heck is this number 1? Everyone and their dogs post half naked, excuse me, sexy pictures of themselves.
Trending at #2 is Kate Gosselin - because she was, once again, "blasted by her ex". Which one is it, like number 189, that Jon Gosselin is "blasting" his ex in the media?
Jennifer Aniston is once again going to spend a New Year's in a bikini with the current love of her life - enjoy yourself, Jen.
"Bieber concert film bombs" - one speculation is that parents kept "their kids away" from it. Late awakening?
You can own the "World's largest home TV" for a mere 150,00 USDs - the low quality and stupidity of TV programming will remain the same, but you would be able to enjoy it on the huge high resolution screen.
And, finally, according to yahoo, the 3 most searched stories of 2013 were: Kate and Will's baby, Kim and Kanye's baby, and, drum roll please, Myley Cyrus's infamous VMA performance topped everything else. (Bieber got into the top 40 at least 6 times). What sad times we do live in.
Coffee this morning will be in my Gevalia travel mug.
Both cats are sleeping on the guest's suitcase, although Sniff sometimes alternates with his favorite pipe.
Last night I added another finished book to my GoodReads list, so now I am up to a whopping eight books I have read in 2013.
Currently trending at #1 is someone called Kandi Burruss - because she posted a "sexy pic" of herself. Again, why the heck is this number 1? Everyone and their dogs post half naked, excuse me, sexy pictures of themselves.
Trending at #2 is Kate Gosselin - because she was, once again, "blasted by her ex". Which one is it, like number 189, that Jon Gosselin is "blasting" his ex in the media?
Jennifer Aniston is once again going to spend a New Year's in a bikini with the current love of her life - enjoy yourself, Jen.
"Bieber concert film bombs" - one speculation is that parents kept "their kids away" from it. Late awakening?
You can own the "World's largest home TV" for a mere 150,00 USDs - the low quality and stupidity of TV programming will remain the same, but you would be able to enjoy it on the huge high resolution screen.
And, finally, according to yahoo, the 3 most searched stories of 2013 were: Kate and Will's baby, Kim and Kanye's baby, and, drum roll please, Myley Cyrus's infamous VMA performance topped everything else. (Bieber got into the top 40 at least 6 times). What sad times we do live in.
Coffee this morning will be in my Gevalia travel mug.
Friday, October 04, 2013
MORNING UPDATE - OCTOBER 3
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! The weather is a bit iffy, but not bad for an early October.
Woke up yesterday with scratches on my foot; both George and Sniff were questioned, but neither admitted to the deed. George is enjoying both his new Amazon boxes: the humongous one and the tiny one. Sniff is racing around the apartment. Earlier he decided to play mashgiach again and supervise the bathroom cleaning; hence he was locked up for his trouble.
According to Men's Health, red apples are the best for your health. Dudes, if I eat an apple at all, it's already an achievement; plus, I don't like red apples, period, so, leave me alone with your statistical data.
In the same august publication was a whole set of instructions on buying a bra for a girlfriend - because that's what we really, really want to get as a gift: underwear!
The country survived another day of the government shutdown with poor parteigenosse Michelle announcing that due to it her Twitter account would not really be updated - aw, cry me a river!
Currently trending at #6 is Chelsea Handler - because she split up with her boyfriend and also because she showed off "bikini body". The public wants to know if these incidents are related, and if yes, what was the cause and what was the effect? You can't just report something like this without further explanations!!
"What Kate Gosselin did with all her money" - does anyone really want to know?
A lot of brides would like to marry on 11/12/13 - I assume because getting married on a specific silly date is a guaranteed foundation for a happy and solid marriage. But, hey, the wedding goods purveyors are happy, at least.
George Clooney "revealed" that he had to wear Spanks for his latest movie - please get that picture out of my head.
Britney Spears "found it tough to play 'sexy' now" - because she is a mother. Congratulations on maturing, Britney!
The world's most expensive car costs only 52 mil - what kind of a whopper of the midlife crisis do you have to hit in order to get this one?!!
And, finally, Bieber announced that he will release a new song each Monday for the 10 consecutive weeks - just when you thought Mondays can't suck more than they do already.
Coffee this morning in my Aruba mug.
Woke up yesterday with scratches on my foot; both George and Sniff were questioned, but neither admitted to the deed. George is enjoying both his new Amazon boxes: the humongous one and the tiny one. Sniff is racing around the apartment. Earlier he decided to play mashgiach again and supervise the bathroom cleaning; hence he was locked up for his trouble.
According to Men's Health, red apples are the best for your health. Dudes, if I eat an apple at all, it's already an achievement; plus, I don't like red apples, period, so, leave me alone with your statistical data.
In the same august publication was a whole set of instructions on buying a bra for a girlfriend - because that's what we really, really want to get as a gift: underwear!
The country survived another day of the government shutdown with poor parteigenosse Michelle announcing that due to it her Twitter account would not really be updated - aw, cry me a river!
Currently trending at #6 is Chelsea Handler - because she split up with her boyfriend and also because she showed off "bikini body". The public wants to know if these incidents are related, and if yes, what was the cause and what was the effect? You can't just report something like this without further explanations!!
"What Kate Gosselin did with all her money" - does anyone really want to know?
A lot of brides would like to marry on 11/12/13 - I assume because getting married on a specific silly date is a guaranteed foundation for a happy and solid marriage. But, hey, the wedding goods purveyors are happy, at least.
George Clooney "revealed" that he had to wear Spanks for his latest movie - please get that picture out of my head.
Britney Spears "found it tough to play 'sexy' now" - because she is a mother. Congratulations on maturing, Britney!
The world's most expensive car costs only 52 mil - what kind of a whopper of the midlife crisis do you have to hit in order to get this one?!!
And, finally, Bieber announced that he will release a new song each Monday for the 10 consecutive weeks - just when you thought Mondays can't suck more than they do already.
Coffee this morning in my Aruba mug.
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