Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! Shavua Tov! Wishing all of you a great week. The weather is on the cold side, but still nice enough and flippie-compliant.
Salute to Veterans!
George demands to be patted almost constantly - nothing new, but somewhat increased due to, most probably, colder weather. Sniff keeps amusing us with his attempts to hide their food; he also decided that coat closet is to be his primary residence, and greets all the incoming into the apartment by rolling out of the said closet.
The way self-proclaimed intellectuals raise their children simply baffles my mind.
Currently trending at #5 is Rebecca Romijn - because in the latest interview she claimed that "she is done having kids". Um, hurray for human race?
Trending at #4 is Million Dollar Swimsuit - which was "modeled" by the freshly crowned Miss Universe. I am sure all the poor people in her native Venezuela were overcome with joy and national pride upon gazing at the pictures of her in the suit.
Conan O'Brian is "under fire" - because he twitted about latest Marvel (Muslim) superhero, claiming that "She has so many more special powers than her husband's other wives." Poor Conan! He forgot the cardinal rule of liberals regarding insults to religious people: "You Shalt Not Touch Muslims!" Religious Christians and Jews - please, have a ball! Touch Muslims, and you will be crucified - and yes, I know that I am mixing up my religious metaphors. I almost feel sorry for the poor jackass - till I remember all the heaps of garbage he piled up on different right-wingers, and I barely contain myself from cackling with glee.
Miley Cyrus decided to light up a joint while accepting her MTV Euro Music Award - oh, spare me! After all her other "performances", that is such not a big deal!
"Khloe seeks advice on Lamar" - that particular drama turned into soap long time ago.
Tireless journalists from Boston Globe run a piece about Ted Cruz, quoting his former Harvard Law classmates, who claim that he was "nakedly ambitious". Wow! What a shining example of courageous journalism! Still waiting on the interviews with Hussein's classmates from Columbia and some of the women featured in Clinton's "bimbo eruptions".
And, finally, according to E!Online, Kate actually has some gray hairs - which she did not dye for a while and was forced to cover by some kind of black beret. Another profound, albeit different, piece of journalism.
Coffee this morning in my striped glass from Target.
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