Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! Hell, am I happy that I don't have to go anywhere today! It's 29 degrees and windy outside! Phil, you are very lucky I don't know how to drive, you effin groundhog! Cats decided that staying awake is not fun in this weather, and are now sleeping on our respective beds: George on Baby Bro's, and Sniff on mine (which makes perfect sense as George is officially his cat, and Sniffy is mine).
Jane Fonda came up with a new book on dealing with your teenagers - I assume she dedicated at least one chapter on her pride in being a traitor and getting away with it; that alone makes a great lesson for the future generations.
Currently trending at #6 is Joan Rivers - because she is selling off furniture from her country home. Fascinating, what can I say.
Two geniuses from Atlanta filed tax return using Eric Holder's info - how does it feel to be scammed, Mr. Attorney General? Mind you, the whole idea was to get his tax return - wonder how much that would be.
Actress Shailene Woodley is "not a fan of Twilight" - relax, lady! You got a role just as lucrative as Bella's, and, judging by the book sale numbers, you will rake just as much moola.
"How to squeeze the most from a Disney vacation" - oh, for pete's sake! Just enjoy yourself!
"How to eat iceberg lettuce" - this is a joke, right?
"Supermodel admits to weight struggles" - this is news why?
"Pet food goes organic, with prices to match" - stupid is as stupid does.
And, finally, Kate is "to raid" the Queen's jewels for her upcoming trip to Australia - that makes for quite an interesting picture.
No coffee today as it's fast day.
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