The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

MORNING UPDATE - April 11, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! It's nice a sunny outside, rain will come soon enough. Cats are still missing their best friend, and finally decided to peacefully coexist in my room. 
The latest "necessary" repairs to our building's boiler did not result in better supply of hot water - but the did result in lower water pressure.
Currently trending at #1 is Khloe Kardashian - who is "refusing to take phone calls from Lamar Odom" and is, instead, parting with a whole bunch of other men, usually preferring rappers. That's not interesting enough to be #1; 10 maybe, but not 1.
Trending at #6 is Bob Saget - who "used to change Mary Kate, Ashley Olsen's diapers on set". Really don't know what to make of it.
Trending at # 7 is Gene Simmons - who compared his band KISS to Jesus. That's a bit of an overreach, Gene.
"Americans should work less and take more vacations", like Danish; this way they would be happier - thanks for the advice, dude! Then how are we going to support millions in the Third World countries (who hate our guts), plus UN, plus Obama's 70+ per year vacations, plus pay the members of Congress (who claim that they are underpaid as it is), plus Obamacare, plus illegals?!! I mean, we got so much more responsibilities than Danish, for pete's sake!
"Top Medicare billers were big donors to Democrats" - wow, what a surprise!
"Selena Gomez Relapses on Justin Bieber" - whatever the hell that means.
And, finally, Kate beat Will "in a sailing race" - I am sure the friendship won, as they used to say in step-mama country.
Coffee this morning in my huge Winnie the Pooh mug.

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