MORNING UPDATE, October 10, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather is slightly yucky and blah-y, despite the glowing predictions made on Sunday - which proves, once again, that all the Global Climate Change alarms are a bunch of garbage. 

Stacey Dash is trending at #1, and this time it's not her hair, weight loss, or latest outfit - this time we had a chance to witness, once again, how "tolerant" the left side is; I am just very surprised it actually shot to #1. On the other hand, Mila Kunis is at # 2 due to her Esquire cover shot - that is very normal and predictable. And a couple from Hong Kong is suing an "education consultant" in Boston because they shelled out lots of dough for their son to get into Harvard, and he did not - naïve morons; they don't even realize what a lucky escape their kid had! And the original title for Pretty Woman was Three Thousand - much closer to the script, if you ask me. Also, Angelina's engagement ring is 16 karats - well, after all these years of coming up to scratch, I guess Brad owed it to her. And I now have 4 cups of tea on the table. 

Coffee this morning in my funky glass cappuccino mug.

MORNING UPDATE, October 11, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! The weather is very nice for October. I forgot to claim my free chocolates for at least 3 months, but October is covered! Still got 3 bottles of wine left over from the Holidays - make of that what you want.

Today is National Coming Out Day - so, brace yourselves for more than usual homosexual whining and gross garbage. Zumba scandal is trending at #3 because one of the Zumba studios in Maine turned out to be a brothel - nice way to diversify your exercise routine! Out of 5 most expensive colleges in US 3 are located in Empire State - way to go! At #1 is Sara Lawrence, whose "notable alumni include Barbara Walters, Yoko Ono and Rahm Emanuel" - the price is beginning to make sense. NYU, whose notable alumni includes Benny, is at #2, and Columbia is, surprisingly, at #4. Scott Brown is trending at #10 because he went one night without mentioning his opponent's heritage - I guess he needed to recharge for more fake Indian jokes. And soda vending machines are forced to go the way of sigs - offering you "subtle" reminders about the "badness" of soda - of, for effs sake! And guys should never, ever order appletinis - not because it's a girlie drink, but because it is made of all processed ingredients - nice show of manhood that is! 

Coffee this morning in my Harry Potter mug.

MORNING UPDATE, October 12, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! Weather is slightly blah-y, but it's October. I opted out of watching the debate last night, and went food shopping instead - Gd bless this country, it is still fun (food shopping, not the politics). 

Chocolate is trending at #5 right now - for no apparent reason other than people are searching for chocolate that much - yay, hurray! We definitely need anti-Dementor medicine more than ever. And critics are stunned, stunned I am telling you because Nobel Peace Prize was given to European Union - but giving it to terrorist murderer looks to be OK. Another huge stunner: the price of stamps is going up - heck, you could have knocked me down with an F, I was so surprised! And a new father somewhere in England build a top speed stroller that can go as fast as 50 mph - surprisingly, his girlfriend does not let him put their son in it; typical male - instead of helping with the kid, he plays around with toys. Whitney Houston's daughter, all of 19 years old, is engaged - mazal tov! And, her engagement ring looks a lot like the one William gave to Kate - I am sure that is precisely what our Founding Fathers were dreaming about. 

Coffee this morning in my San Fran latte mug; Benny's fat free milk in Chivas cup.

MORNING UPDATE, October 14, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! The weather is seasonal for a mid-October day in New York. Our dad henceforth will be known in certain circles as the man who ate an eagle back in 1958. 

Drew Barrymore came up with her own brand of Pinot Grigio - well, as long as she is not mixed up in any anti-Israeli business, let her enjoy herself. Then there is a list of 10 favorite hunks who have gone gray - since none of them are my favorites, or, for that matter, were never considered hunks by me, I don't much care. Plus, at least half of that list is boycotted by yours truly for being anti-American bastards, and all the actors I think were hunks - and patriots - are dead; well, such are the times. Slick Willy is trending at # 5 because he is back at the campaign trail - at least this time around he does not have Arkansas state troopers and smaller than before contingent of Secret Service to act as his personal procurers. "Bruce rallies for Obama" - as my mom very nicely put it, any person of means who actively campaigns for this socialist pig deserves, and should be, robbed blind by him. Renewable energy is trending at #8 - the hot air coming out of Al Gore was not on the list. 

Coffee this morning in my white glass from Target.

MORNING UPDDATE, October 15, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! It's overcast outside of my window - but as long as there is no torrential rains, I am OK with it. 

New variation on the old theme: "Don't make war, make chicken soup with matza balls - and everyone will be happy!" Have to try it on Muslims some time - after all, if the chickens are kosher, then their halal problems are solved. Holly Madison is trending at #1 because she "dished up on her pregnancy and the baby names" - the amount of interest pregnant celebrities generate somehow always brings to mind a certain Jewish hairdresser. And in Arkansas they once again honored the memory of a confederate spy - the chutzpah of these Southern rednecks knows no bounds! There is also a list of 10 hottest materials for a kitchen countertops - sheesh, some people still have money to renovate their kitchens? And a Pakistani teenager shot by Taliban was transferred to England for further treatment - they really want to finish her off by sending her to be treated there. And speaking of real estate - there is a 2 bedroom apartment on Central Park South that can be had for a mere 50 million hard currency! 

Coffee this morning in my big Winnie The Pooh mug.

MORNING UPDATE, October 16, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! Happy Rosh Chodesh Heshvan! Ladies, please remind your husbands that you are due a Rosh Chodesh gift - and a relieve from household chores you don't like;). The weather is great for mid-October day in New York! My pets decided that the corner of my desk reserved for my note pad is reserved for their behinds - and that my keyboard is excellent tail-resting spot. 

Poor Hilary - she got shafted by her party yet again! First they submarined her candidacy in order to propel Comrade Hussein to the White House, and now they are throwing her under the bus so he can stay there - and that is her reward for all she has done for the party, beginning with attack on Nixon? No honor among thieves! Tina Fey is trending at #1 - this time not because she is making fun of a beautiful Republican candidate (Bachmann is out of the race), but because she will co-host Golden Globes, which, I guess, is very important too; plus, considering her actions against the right-wingers - she deserves it. Romney and The View are trending at #4, because he refused to appear at this august gathering; moreover, according to Glamour, he also refused the interview with that intellectual publication - Sandra Fluke and her followers are demanding apology in 5, 4, 3...And Daniel Craig and Havier Bardem were discussing their "suggestive moment" in a new Bond movie - signs of times and YUK!!! And finally, there are 57 rules to men's suits, which I can combine to 3 - make sure it fits, make sure all buttons are attached, and clean it often! 

Coffee this morning in my striped glass from Target.

MORNING UPDATE, October 17, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather promises to be nice for this time of the year. 

Happy Rosh Chodesh Cheshvan! Ladies, please remind your spouses that they got another chance to give you Rosh Chodesh present and do the household chores (engaged men get to practice with gift-giving as well). According to CNN pole, Romney won another debate last night - Yahoo disagrees. Jo Rowling admitted that she does not like fantasy and sci-fi books - neither do I, her book being a rare exception. Victoria's Secret unveiled their latest million bucks lingerie set - let the salivating for both men and women begin! Ashton Kutcher is trending at #3 because of his public romance with Mila Kunis, while he is still technically married to Demi - oh, for effs sake! Why is this so bloody shocking? Most expensive zip code in the country still belongs to Manhattan - UES, naturally; go us! And the 3 highest paid women in entertainment: #3 - Taylor Swift; #2 - Britney Spears; and #1 - Oprah (which proves what a racist and female-hating country we are). And Gap chickened out and pulled their "Manifest Destiny" t-shirts, because the slogan is supposed to represent America's white supremacist tendencies - which, I am sure, was a big surprise to about 90% of American blacks who value history oh so damn much, never mind the American Destiny! It looks like Benny drunk milk from Chivas glass again - but this time it was a full-fat one. 

Coffee this morning in my green Yves Rocher mug.

MORNING UPDATE, October 18, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! The weather promises to be pretty enjoyable. 

Eminem is 40? Gosh, time flies - even when you are not having fun! Matthew Fox had to go on a special diet in preparation for his latest movie, which his Italian mother did not like - ah, Italian and Jewish mothers who always have to feed their kids! Also, there is a guy in England who legally changed his name to Darth Vader, and was recently punched by another dude who suspect Vader of having affair with his wife - I guess dark force entered him together with the new name. Ian McKellen almost refused to go back to his role as Gandalf because it's not challenging enough - I agree with you, Mr. McKellen. Gandalf if a challenging role, but not in these sucky movies; incidentally, loved you as Chauvelin! Bob Schieffer is trending at #6, because he will be the last moderator for the Presidential debate - which proves once again that the moderators are all leftie hacks and not impartial, as we are supposed to believe. Alton Brown was talking about Brussel sprouts yesterday, so I was afraid the food police had gotten to him - today is was a red velvet cake; whew! And Mark Summers is still talking about America's fave munchies - did you know that Dr. Pepper is one year older than Coke? 

Coffee this morning in my huge Winnie the Pooh mug that I got when the first Disney store was still operational.

MORNING UPDATE, October 19, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather stinks slightly. 

Charlie Sheen is no longer a highest paying actor, which mantle he lost to no other than Ashton Kutcher; so, repeated drunken meltdowns are severely punished by the entertainment industry - unlike the repeated anti-American propaganda, sympathy to the terrorists, and treason. The First Lady of North Korea has not been seen for more than 40 days - since when is the disappearance of anyone in North Korea newsworthy? Rosie O'Donnell wants to renovate Honey Boo Boo's home - aw! Since when is she so concerned with the plight of the red necks? Is it because Honey Boo Boo endorsed comrade Hussein's candidacy? And Victoria's Secret has come under fire for "rampant airbrushing" - oh, give me a break! Guys don't care! And, surprise, surprise - a lot of women actually want gift cards for the Holidays, and guys just won't give them - I guess I do belong to the majority of women, after all. And, as it turns out, the owner of the Venetian in Vegas, along with the Marriott Group, both donated big bucks to the Romney campaign - I knew there was a reason I loved those hotels! 

Coffee this morning in my funky clear glass from Target.

MORNING UPDATE, October 21, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! The weather is nice and sunny. 

Kim Kardashian is currently trending at #1, because she announced that she always dresses with special care when her boyfriend Kanye is around - to make him forget that she a white girl? Comrade Hussein is trending at #3, because, apparently, he gave Jay-Z some parenting advice the last time they met - aw...where is the spittoon when one needs it? Daniel Radcliffe split with his girlfriend - my commiserations. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake finally tied the know after only 5 years of dating, breaking up, making up, dating, breaking up...and in the best Hollywood tradition, they had to do it outside of USA (this time it was Italy) - well, mazal tov. And it turns out that green all-purpose cleaners do not perform as well as the "veterans" - gee, I am sooo surprised! 56% of men who cheat claim to still be in love with their wives - old Irish remedy readily comes to mind. And it is precisely 2 months to the Mayan apocalypse - I suggest we start to eat, drink, and be merry forthwith. 

Coffee this morning in my Happy Potter mug.

MORNING UPDATE, October 22, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! The weather is pretty nice for mid-October. 

Mazal Tov to Adele on the birth of a son! There are 8 beneficial reasons for women to drink red wine - only 8? Plus, the main benefit - that of dealing with male idiocy - was not mentioned. There is also a long rant about the best workout for your heart - but this time the healing benefits of red wine were not mentioned. Seasonal jobs opened now - vampires; not to be mistaken for IRS agents, who work as vampires year around. Jessica Biel is trending at #3 because of her wedding ring, which is overshadowed by her enormous engagement rock - exiting piece of news that is. 

Coffee this morning in my Disney Dalmatian spots mug.

MORNING UPDATE, October 23, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! The weather is on the blah side today. 

The raging discussion is on about who won - not the last debate, though. The specialists on the case are trying to figure out who looked better in sheer ivory dress - Katy Perry or Ashlee Simpson. Princess Sopia is trending at #1 - she is the new Disney character, and the first Hispanic princess. The reason she is trending so high is because she, along with new Minnie Mouse, are too skinny - personally, I don't know what pisses me off more - the near anorexia or Disney's political correctness. Justin Timberlake is trending at #7 due to being wed last week and having no complains so far - sheesh, still being happy a week after the wedding is news?!! Kirsten and R-Patz are reconciled, but now pulled apart by work - and he looks glum. I thought being glum was part of his allure, but I am not a twyheart tween, so what do I know. 

Coffee this morning in my Get A Grip mug.

MORNING UPDATE, October 24, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather is still on the blah-y side. 

Eva Longoria is trending at #1 this morning - surprisingly, not because of her anti-American activities, but because of her split with her boyfriend. R-Patz called the love scene in the last Twilight movie "pretty ridiculous" - sorry, twyhearts! Honey Boo Boo fell asleep in the middle of TV interview - hummm, any Freudian explanations? The most common nightmare is that of the spousal infidelity - not IRS screwing you over? Surprising, that, considering that the frequency of infidelity dreams do not correspond to the cheating frequency in real life; being screwed by IRS, on the other hand....Michael Jackson is usually the highest-earning dead celebrity - but this year Elizabeth Taylor beat him to it; hum, people developed better taste? Jessica Biel's wedding dress is talked about a lot - because it's pink; so what? Also very much on everyone's mind are J. Lo's abs - where the hell are the feminist harpies when you need them? 

Coffee this morning in my San Fran latte mug.

MORNING UPDATE, October 25, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! The weather is expected to be yucky again compliments of whatever is coming our way from Cuba - thanks, Fidel! 

Demi Moore has a collection of rare dolls - now I am in a famous company, yay! Snooki wanted to "look good" while giving birth, going so far as to bring high heels with her - what planed is this woman from? SJP was spotted in a "frumpy" outfit - I guess Michelle Obama's bad fashion sense robbed off on her. Jennie Garth is trending at #9, because she went on a date! - well, as long as she is not sticking her nose in politics, let her enjoy her date. News of Biel/Timberlake wedding are still trickling in, and now we have a discussion about the song for their first dance - gosh, that must have been some wedding. And the longest non-stop airline route, which for some reason is trending at #3, is from JFK to Hong Kong - cool. 

Coffee this morning in my sad/smiley faces mug.

MORNING UPDATE, October 26, 2912

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather looks nicer than yesterday - yippee!! 

Presidential polls are trending at #1 - now I am really surprised! Kirsten Stewart was "sporting a youthful look" - she is in her 20s, for effs sake! What other look is she supposed to be sporting? Katy Perry was singing for Obama in a "tight voting ballot dress" - are you going to pay your fair share, Katy? Experts were trying to figure out how much is Earth worth (all the resources, that is) - did they figure out how much damage human idiocy does to it? And no more news about Biel/Timberlake nuptials - how disappointing! 

Coffee this morning in my huge yellow Winnie the Pooh mug.

MORNING UPDATE, October 28, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Shavua Tov! Wishing you a fantastic week filled with His blessings! It's windy and overcast outside of my window - everyone is talking about Sandy; well, I got wine and coffee - just have to make sure to stock up on milk, and we are good to go! There is also a monster storm ranging on Saturn - go figure. 

Enquirer endorsed Romney - this circus is getting funnier and weirder by the moment. Obama released new ads attacking Romney - why is this news? Rahm Emanuel is trending at #6 - did he send dead fish to somebody else? Britney Spears revealed in a recent interview that she hates wearing socks - another celebrity soul mate for yours truly. Julia Roberts' niece dressed up as her famous aunt's first famous role ("Pretty Woman", that is) - gosh, what an inspiration for the new generation! And, again, where are feminist harpies when you need them? 

Coffee this morning in my musical instruments mug.

MORNING UPDATE, October 29, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! The winds are howling, and the rain is beginning to pelt down. Curry relocated to my room for the duration of the storm, and is currently snoring in the cat house.

Trending at #2 right now is Jennifer Aniston's dress - the half-naked one she wore for a date with her fiancé; gratifying to know that people's priorities remain in place. Salma Hayek's earrings (worth only one mil) are currently at #1 - wow. Kim Kardashian claimed that she is not afraid of the hurricane, dressed up as a mermaid, and went partying with her boyfriend - on behalf of United States, apologies to the mermaids everywhere. The prowler arrested in Tom Cruise's house turned out to be Tom's neighbour - interesting neighbourhood...Then there is a long list of candies that are not good for kids - oh, for effs sake! Let the kids enjoy the stupid holiday - and their childhood! 

Coffee this morning in my personalized mug from WB NY store - gosh, I miss that place!

MORNING UPDATE, October 30, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! 

The wind is still howling outside, and rain comes on and off. Thank Gd - we survived! Spent half of last night listening to soul-stirring music. Here is another thing I am very grateful for - Western culture, and all the beautiful art created by dead (and not so dead) white males and white females. Ah, what a difference from our first cousins! To all friends and strangers affected by Sandy - really thinking of you, even if I can't help in any practical way.

Superstorm Sandy is trending at #9 - glad to know our priorities are straight. At #6 is Native American Saint - it looks like our Vatican friends canonized a whole bunch of new saints, and among them, for the first time, is an Indian woman. Well, it's a break from analyzing the pros and cons of Harry Potter and its effect on the younger generation. And at #7 is somebody called Alex Smith - ah, he is a quarterback! That explains it...The state with the highest income tax is our Empire State - slight shocker ( I thought that honour belongs to California); the lowest - Alaska; maybe there is something to eating freshly caught salmon and Aurora Borealis, after all. 

Coffee this morning in my funky glass cappuccino mug.

MORNING UPDATE, October 31, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! We actually saw sun this morning! It's only Wednesday, but I am bone tired - I wish this week would end already, and a new, wonderful week will begin..but then I remind myself that things could always be waaay worse. Hashem, thank you for the music! Last night's blackout was very welcomed by our feline companions, and their distress upon the return of electricity was directly proportional to ours upon the disappearance of the said electricity. Benny put his lighter to good use and saved the left over pasta by its light. My crazy neighbor from upstairs resumed her vacuuming routine at 11 this morning. 

Dancing with the Stars is trending at #1 - as usual, the priorities of the populace are firmly in place. The list of dating horror stories: the guy claims to be a vampire; another one runs from the restaurant before paying the bill; yet another one crying in restaurant because he was reminded of his ex-wife's favorite dish - I guess my dating stories pale in comparison. Our dear mayor showed a rare glimmer of good sense and advised comrade Hussein not to show up his mug here. 

Coffee this morning in my San Fran latte mug.

MORNING UPDATE, November 1, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! Happy November! There was some sunshine outside, which is always welcome. I am feeling stir-crazy, but the trip to the city is, unfortunately, out :( 

The big news in entertainment industry - Disney bought Lucas film and will produce 3 additional Star Wars sequels - geeks everywhere, unite in your happiness or your horror (whatever floats your boat)! Oliver Stone is trending at #6, because he opened his big yup and proclaimed that Sandy was a punishment to both Mitt and Hussein for ignoring climate change - I love when envirowacos surround themselves in religious pathos, especially considering the end result their movement is aiming for. My upstairs neighbor is abusing electricity by doing her usual vacuum routine. Some deranged moron stole Amy Winehouse's wedding dress - considering how much happiness it brought to her, I really don't understand the fascination - never mind that karma, as always, will be a bitch. Marc Summers was talking about mac and cheese, Red Robin's burgers, mashed potatoes, and brownies - I guess parteigenosse Michelle is too busy with campaigning to supervise. Meanwhile, I rediscovered, once again, that oatmeal is not my cup of tea. Sending good vibes to all friends and strangers who are without power or homeless (hopefully, temporarily). 

Coffee this morning in my Disney Dalmatian spots mug.

MORNING UPDATE, November 2, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! It's sunny outside, which is always welcome. 

Happy Potter is trending at #3, because, despite everything, HP exhibition is due to open this Sunday in our fair city - well, we could sure use some magic from the muggle-loving wizards and witches. There is a young father making a case against breastfeeding, claiming that a switch to formula helped him and his wife "work on their marriage" - gosh, do I feel bad for the poor baby! Kristen Stewart admits to keeping the rings from the set of the movies because they are so important to her - sheesh, I would definitely think that becoming a high paid superstar (limited talent non-withstanding) would be something to remember. Macy's is running an Election Day sale - clear indication of a fantastic economic climate. Travel Channel is doing an hour of 21 Manly things to do - basically showing dangerous stunts that idiot males get up to and also how much meat they like to consume. 82,000 lb of walnuts were stolen in Northern California, and a man with a Russian accent is a primary suspect - what the hell is he going to do with all those nuts? 

Coffee this morning in my Winnie and Friends mug that says "I generally have a small something now".

MORNING UPDATE, November 4, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Shavua Tov! Wishing all of you a great week - hopefully, much better than the last! It's sunny and cold outside - well, November, here we come! Both cats recovered from their hurricane experience and are not clinging to me or my space anymore. Thank The Good Lord, we are back to normal time! 

Snooki is trending at # 2, because she twitted a picture of her baby - nice to know that Jersey Shore is alive and kicking. Nicole Kidman's hat is trending at #6 - literally because Nicole Kidman wore a My Fair Lady impersonation hat to the Kentucky Derby - I am sure the freezing residents of Staten Island were the first to google it. Then there is a discussion about which winter décor is tasteful and which it tacky - oh, for Pete's sake! It's your house, decorate it any way you want - who gives a flying banana for some snooty moron's idiotic opinion? And finally, there is, apparently, a sure way to kill a zombie - libtards, watch out! 

Coffee this morning in my huge yellow Winnie the Pooh mug that Nat send me for my birthday a while back.

MORNING UPDATE, November 5, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! Happy Guy Fawkes Day! The weather is sunny and cold - but the subways are running, so, there is a possibility of getting out and about. Curry decided that my vegetable basket is his new (or, rather, re-discovered) bed. George is firmly planted on the couch he befouled last year. 

According to the latest research, the best decade for singles is not 20s or 30s, but 60s - oh, Gd help me! Somebody's new hairdo is trending at #4 - this time it is Beyonce's; well, at least, it's not her love for comrade Hussein; and she, her hairdo, and her racist hubby were out of the Situation Room for a while . Then there is a whole article on stylish leggings - spare me. And facebook presents a new challenge - it could also make you fat!! Parteigenosse Michelle, where are you? And where are you on patrolling Marc Summers - who was talking about diners today!! And finally, there is a list of election freebies - well, I know what I want on Election Day ;) 

Coffee this morning in my Chanukah mug that my friend Debbie gave me.

MORNING UPDATE, November 6, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! The weather is sunny and nippy. 

Well, it's election day, but it does not trend at the top 10 - I am officially floored with surprise! The closest we come is at #5 - Katy Perry's skintight ballot dress, which trolls for comrade Hussein; well, I was never a fan of Katy's music, so, boycotting it is way too easy. At #7 is an attempt of the hostile takeover of Netflix - well, my subscription is cancelled for now, so, as long as they don't charge me for this month for the services I am not using, I am cool either way. Shaq is trending at #6 because he bought a huge house for a bargain price of $235K - shudders at our racist country! Beyonce's hair are still very much in the news - I guess the new style IS earth-shattering. And, finally, there is a story of Playboy's model telling her mother about it - gee, every woman's dream to hear her daughter posed for this venerated and highly intellectual publication! 

Coffee this morning in my funky glass cappuccino mug.

MORNING UPDATE, November 11, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Salute to Veterans! 

2016 elections are trending at #6 - one day at a time, people; we have to survive till 2016 elections. Miranda Kerr is trending at #1 - it turns out she is Victoria's Secret model, and the reason she is number one because she discussed her methods of staying in shape - another huge surprise. The best one - she celebrates female body! OMG, I could die from laughter - yea, Victoria's Secret and its models celebrating female body! Oh, give me a break! Daniel Craig is trending at # 7 because a new Bond movie is coming out - been there, done that, fascination is dead. Then there is a whole bunch of instructions on how to save by the dentist - gee, I thought comrade Hussein is going to pay my dentist's bill! And, finally, Beyonce's hair is still a hot news topic - wow! 

Coffee this morning will probably be in the disposable cup from a local DD.

MORNING UPDATE, November 12, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! The weather rocks for the second day in a row - thank you, Hashem! Yay, flippies!!! It looks like today is Rodin's and Grace Kelly's birthday - well, happy birthday! George woke up Benny by meowing for about 10 minutes, demanding to be fed - even though there were 3 full dishes of food in the kitchen; the guy is definitely going senile in his old age. 

Katie Holmes, or rather, her skintight orange jeans are very prominent in the news this morning - thankfully, Beyonce's new hairdo and the Biel/Timberlake nuptials are finally gone from the same. Twilight: Breaking Dawn 2 is trending at #2 - no news yet as how many exited teens and tweens are expected to swoon at the premier. Yet another heartbreaking piece of news - Gomez/Bibier break-up - aw, my heart bleeds borsch. And, finally, there is a list of 10 stylish bags for under $50 - surprisingly, my Bag was not mentioned (and I guarantee you, it was definitely under fifty bucks) - oh, well. 

Coffee this morning in my Coffee Bean/Tea Leaf mug - great trip to LA that definitively convinced me that I don't want to move to LA; glad they opened their stores here, in the Big Smelly Apple.