The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Friday, June 21, 2013

MORNING UPDATE - JUNE 21

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! Happy official first day of summer! The weather rocks - for the last day. Days like this make me resent the fact that I live in Brooklyn - good weather is more enjoyable on the neighbouring island.
The crazy upstairs is busy doing her stuff.
George is snoozing on my bed after making believe that the book on it was a mouse. Sniffles is making himself comfortable in different places looking like he is planning world domination.
Happy Birthday to Prince William - he turns 31 today. Looking at the picture of his proud parents leaving the hospital with him, we can see once again that he won a genetic lottery by not inheriting his looks from his daddy.
Daniel Radcliffe feels he is almost ready to tackle Shakespeare - ah, the poor Elizabethan women hater!
Guess who is trending at #1? If you said "Kardashian baby", you got it right. The real ( not contrived) name was finally revealed - North West. Poor kid! It's not enough to have these two morons for parents, but, to compound it, to be stuck with a name like this!
Jim Carrey is trending at #4 because he is officially signed up for the sequel of Dumb and Dumber - a very fitting role for this distinguished artist.
"Tips any woman can use to fend off an attack" - the first tip that comes to mind is a loaded gun, but, of course, it's not on the list.
Maddie, a 5-year old daughter of Jamie Lynn Spears, got a taste for designer shoes - as long as her mommy is paying for them, I don't care.
Bryan Cranston admitted to playing a villain on Power Rangers - which, in my opinion, was better role than the one he is currently playing.
"Justin Bieber goes shirtless for first instagram video" - be still, my guts!
Coffee this morning in my striped glass from Target.

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