The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Sunday, June 30, 2013

MORNING UPDATE - JUNE 30

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Shavua Tov! Wishing all of you a great week! The weather is - oh, hell, it's summer!
Baby Bro decided to have some fun: he got a new cat toy (which Sniffles loved) and also a special cat harness so that we may be able to take them out for walks. Dad decided to take the bull by the horns (or, rather, Sniff in his arms), and took him out this morning - unfortunately, home videos are not available.
History Channel is "profiling" America's favorite foods instead of Food Network - always fun. In case you are wondering which one is #1, it's burgers. And now they moved from 10 foods to 10 amazing weapons - got to love The History Channel!
Trending at #8: "Pride Parade 2013" - otherwise known as freaks and deviants infesting Manhattan.
Trending at #6: Twinkies, which are due to return to the shelves in July 15 - up yours, unions!
Miley Cyrus is "obsessed" with short shorts - obsession obviously stays below the neck.
"Justin Bieber's 6 Hottest Hookup Rumors" - only 6? That's good news - means less idiot girls are going crazy about him.
The first photo of Kim after giving birth was of her (Kim) taking a nap - I am sure she never looked smarter.
"Three Ingredient Spaghetti Sauce" - I should really start hosting my own cooking show because I can give you at least 4 such sauces.
Justin Timberlake is trending at #2 because he announced that he and his wife Jessica Biel are planing kids soon - congratulations! Definitely headline-worthy stuff!
And, speaking of parenthood: Channing Tatum claims that he was crying while watching his baby being born - aw, how sweet.
Coffee this morning in my glass Cappuccino mug.

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