The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

MORNING UPDATE, November 13, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! The weather is blah-y again, but I am very grateful for the last 2 days. This morning the demented alta kaka otherwise known as George came to bug me about 7 in the morning, meowing piteously and demanding Gd knows what. Curry was proclaimed less annoying after the claw-clipping week, but another session would be needed soon. 

Prince Charles is trending at #1 right now, because some crazy dude in New Zealand wanted to pop him or something - memo to the crazy dude: he (Charles) is even more demented than you, so chill - it's not worth it. Anne Hathaway's diet is trending at #4 - this time it's not her lifestyle diet, but what she did in order to loose 25 lb for the role of Fantine; I hope she gets it back soon, because she at least looks like a woman and not an anorexic teenage boy. Kristen Steward's sheer dress worn at the premier of the last Twilight movie is stealing the headlines - no report yet on how many teenage boys fainted this time. Also, it looks like her and R-Patz are back together, as they seemed to be very affectionate to each other that night. Gomez/Bieber break-up, on the other hand, is also making news and breaking teenage hearts; incidentally, they were called Jelena? Hell, how come I didn't know that? And why is Selena Gomez considered one of the most beautiful women on the planet? Hell, people, just invest a buck and go to the second floor of the Met for an hour or two - then you will stop making such idiotic statements. 

Coffee this morning in my big Winnie The Pooh mug that Nat gave me.

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